Random pickup lines

Your eyes are as intriguing as a good biz dev strategy.

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I read lips all the time, and you have the prettiest lip I ever seem.

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I'll be the boss and you can be my Secretariat.

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Did u know that women firefighters are professional hose handlers.

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Pool aren't the only thing Olympic-sized around here.

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Hey baby, let´s get naked, cuddle, eat food, and just lay in bed and watch Rick & Morty all day long.

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I'll take your Hobbit to my Isengard.

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Hello, cowboy! How about kicking up you heels with me, at the outdoor concert?

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Do you want some sushi?

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Is your daddy a magician? Because abracaDAYUM!

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