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Your daddy must have been a Baker, because you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

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Excuse me is your daddy a lumber jack? Girl: No. why? because every time i look at you i get wood in my pants

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Is your daddy a pilot? Because you're FLY!

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Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!

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Is your daddy the owner of Wendy's because you make me want to eat great even late!

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If you got those eyes from your mother, I know exactly why your daddy married her.

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Is your daddy an artist because your a fine piece of work

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Is your daddy a boxer? "No Why?" Because your one hell of a knock out!!!

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Is your daddy a carnie (carnival worker) Because I want you sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight.

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Is you daddy named Oliver, because soon you'll be Oliver this dick.

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Is your daddy a drug dealer? because you sure are dope!

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Is your daddy a hunter? Because your such a fox!

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Is your daddy a thief? Why? Because I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.

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Is your daddy an alien because your out of this world

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Your daddy must play the trumpet, because your making me horny!

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Is you daddy a lumberjack, because baby you giving me wood

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Your daddy must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!

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Is your daddy a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

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Is your daddy retarded because your special.

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Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes) because you look gggggreat

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Does your daddy work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

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Is your mom a hooker? Because I'm hooked on you.

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Is your daddy a butcher? Because I want to bone you.

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Was your father a meat-burglar? because someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants

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Your father must be a thief, because he stole the brightest star in the sky and put it in your eyes

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Is your daddy a magician? Because abracaDAYUM!

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Is your daddy a car salesman? [Why?] Because you have nice head lights.

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Is your daddy a terrorist? Because you r the bomb.

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Was your daddy a leprechaun, because Irish you were naked.

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Is your daddy a genie because your making my dreams come true

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Is your daddy an electrician? (if answered no) O i thought he was b/c you are so Electrifying (If answered yes) I knew there had to be a reason why you are so electrifying!

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Is your daddy a wielder, [wait for answer]? Because you know how to mend my broken heart"

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Is your daddy a sergeant because your making my privates stand at attention!

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Is your daddy a pilot because my heart taking off

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Your daddy must be an archer, because he sure shot a bullseye.

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Is your daddy a dentist?(if yes) Then open wide

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Is your daddy a photographer? Because I can picture us together.

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Is your daddy a lock smith because you have the keys to my heart.

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Is your daddy a spandex salesman? ... Because you're TIGHT!

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Is your daddy a farmer? Because you sure do know how to raise the cock.

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Is your daddy a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.

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Did your daddy write a dictionary because you put meaning in my life

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Is your daddy a thief, Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes

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Is your daddy Willy Wonka because you look delicious

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Is your daddy a grocery store attendant because you have nice melons!

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Is your daddy a wrestler, because I just want to take you down.

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Is your daddy an astronaut? Girl: no then how did you get those stars in your eyes

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Was your daddy a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

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Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!

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Is your daddy a thief, because he stole all those diamonds and put them in your eyes.

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Is your daddy a jalapeno because you sure are hot

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Your daddy must be a cheeseburger, because I could nom you all night long

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Was your daddy a bricklayer? Because you have one hell of a foundation.

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Your daddy must be a farmer, because you sure have grown some nice melons.

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Is your daddy an Aquafina worker because your jugs are perfect

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