whale pickup lines
Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.
If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
Are you a whale? Because I like your blow hole.
Whale Whale Whale. What do we have here?
What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i'm (your name).
Just like the whales, I can hold my breath for as long as it takes as well.
They don't call me a sperm-whale for nothing.
Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.