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You're so beautiful I'd marry your brother just to get into your family.

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That tux looks really good on you. It would also look really good on my floor. Or nicely folded and hung in my closet, if you're a neat freak.

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I'm not the wedding photographer, but I can picture us together.

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To be honest, I kind of wanted to nail that other bridesmaid, but you seem to have much lower standards.

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I want the kind of marriage that makes my kids want to get married.

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Tan line from a wedding ring? No, that's just mysterious underwater coral bleaching. Scuba Diving

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I've got a bottle of champagne and the keys to an empty limo with an incredibly spacious backseat.

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The moment I saw you, I knew we'd fall desperately in love, get married, have kids...

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It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.

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We might as well get to know one another. We'll probably be seeing each other at baby showers and anniversary parties.

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I actually fell for you before I even realized I did.

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I'd love to buy you a drink from the open bar.

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How can I plan our wedding without your number?

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If you’re the bride, congratulations. If not, can I have your number?

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I want to get married once. No divorce and cheating, just us two till the end.

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You can make me the third happiest person on board, after the bride and groom.

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I like your last name. Can I have it?

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Sorry. I can't think of a good ice breaker. Can you?

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You sure did a nice job of catching that bouquet. Let's go back to my hotel room and test your other reflexes.

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Every love story is beautiful, but ours will be my favorite.

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Hey there. I’m Mr. Right… someone said you were looking for me

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High school yearbooks kind of remind me of wedding albums. I'm not married. (High School Acquaintance)

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What say you and me hit the dance floor and show those funky chickens how it's done?

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Hey, Lisa's grandma. I like the way you shake that thang.

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Hey, why don't you and I make Click and Clack our bridesmaid and best man at our wedding?

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The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make on your wedding day, and over and over again and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband…Barbara De Angelis

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I just want to dunk your head under that chocolate fountain and go to town on your face.

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Hey DJ, how about you quit playing shitty Thriller remixes and come make out with me?

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If you don't marry me, I might have to kill you. Love you, honey!

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I heard that you have tattoos and you do squats... let me put a ring on your finger.

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One day we'll get married, watch bike racing and football and then you can suck my d**k and make me sandwiches, you'll love it.

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I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

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You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.

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How the hell do I approach such a precious dream? … You got me feeling like I'm choking on a wedding ring and I ain't even made an introduction yet or anything. (Pack It Up)Grieves & Budo

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I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?

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I asked my friend to introduce us, but she says she doesn't know you.

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I know you're in the middle of the father-daughter dance, but I'm going to go ahead and cut in. Get up on me, bride-woman.

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We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?

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I won't give my heart to anyone, but if you're brave enough you can try to steal it.

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I did not have too much wedding champagne. I'm just intoxicated by you!

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The only thing ‘fun size’ about me is my Snickers. The candy bar. I’m talking about the candy bar here.

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So you're a divination wizard? Tell me, is our wedding going to be in the summer or fall?

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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We'd make some cute/beautiful babies.

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Honeydew you think we should just have a big wedding now? 'Cause I cantaloupe.Fruit; Honeydew; Cantaloupe

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Roses are red, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake. Will you date me?

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I like you. Can we have sexy time?

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You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains, I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.The Wedding Crashers

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You don't need to catch the bouquet to get lucky.

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Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

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