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You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.

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Are you vitamin C? I am getting sick missing you.

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My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

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I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.

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If you ask me what kind of vitamin are you, I want you to be VitaMIN E.

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You must be a vitamin, because I cannot function without you.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

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Are you vitamin deficient? I know a way to pump some into you.

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“I started cramping at the end, my nutritionist says I need a little more Vitamin U.Running

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Are you multivitamin? Because you have everything that I need.

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What vitamin are you looking for? I heard semen is made out plenty of proteins, vitamin, and mineral, and I happen to have some with me right now. Want some?

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I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today because I'm gonna make your Bedrock!

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I know that you want me bad, but do not chew before swallowing.

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Baby are you an antioxidant? Because you keep this free radical in check.

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I heard that in these times it's important to take vitamins. I don't have A, B or C but I can give you the D.

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Did you get some magnesium supplement? Because you are totally magnetic.

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Did you hear the latest health report? It said you're supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.

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Girl are you an iron supplement? Because you got my blood flowing.

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Babe are you calcium pill, because you made my bone hard.

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I don't need no vitamin complex, all I want is just simply You.

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Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.

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At Tight End: I think he's suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

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Are you stressed? I heard Magnesium and Vitamin D vitamin helps, and ...sex helps too.

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You do not need anymore Chili Pepper Extracts, because babe you are already HOT.

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My doctor said that I'm deficient in vitamin U. The only cure is if you vitamin C me.

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At Tight End… I think he’s suffering from a lack of vitamin me …from the Cleveland Browns… Jordan Cameron!

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I'm totally Paleo. Nothing but water and Flintstones Vitamins.

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Are you omega-3? Because you support my healthy heart.

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Do you need Vitamin Me?

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You should get some Vitamine Me tonight.

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I got some Vitamin D for you.

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I heard you needed some Vitamin C. Here's a "pickup lime" for you.

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I'll show you mine if you show me yours - vitamin D levels that is.

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My vet says I'm lacking in vitamin U.

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Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin ME and i think 1 slow dance would do just that.

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Ya wanna mix vitamins?

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I am down for anything, including that sweet Vitamin A(ss) of yours.

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