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Call it manifest destiny, but I truly believe it's my God-given right to acquire you.

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You're causing a rise in my polls.

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Are you the Cuban missile crisis?

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I may not be the POTUS, but I see US on TOP of each other.

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I've got a five year plan and it includes you... well, it doesn't have to be five years - one night works for me!

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I must be the Russian space program, because I'm just dying to launch my Sputnik into your space.

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You must be a Quaker, because I could William Penn-etrate you for hours.

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You can pull my lever.

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I'm so glad prohibition was repealed, because i'm drunk on you.

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I don't need a CRS report to tell me how beautiful you are.

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Are you the Manhattan project? I've gotta say – you're bomb.

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You'd make a great vice. Get under me.

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How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?

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You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.

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You may not be my First Lady, but I'll make you feel like Jackie OH!

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Let's role play - I'll be Osama… you be a cave… and I'll hide up inside you.

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They don't call me a rough rider for nothing.

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Just ask Thomas Paine; he knows dating me is common sense.

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I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.

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You know what's unconstitutional? The fact that you still have every article of your clothing on.

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Did the rules change about camping outside the capital because you got me pitching a tent.

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Oh we can filibuster All Night Long.

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Call me Paul Revere because I'd like to give you a midnight ride.

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I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statues of freedom can be seen from miles away.

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Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.

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Baby, you can trust me. I always pull out at the last second.

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My names huey long and I can share some wealth

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I'm gonna go ahead and UC the motion to have you come back to my place for some bipartisan outreach.

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I'm like the Vietnam War - way longer than you thought I'd be.

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Call me John Adams, 'cause I want to be all up in your xyz affair.

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Are you a union worker with a history of anarchy?

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There is just no veto-ing you. Lets caucus together sometimes?

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This must be the 1900s, because my train has some goods that need to be delivered down south.

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Right now, my teeth aren't the only part of me that's wooden.

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I'd like to get your opinion on my poll.

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The battle of the bulge? Unnecessary. There's no competition with mine.

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Do you want to see a majority whip?

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Sorry i'm not into bondage.

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I motion to elongate the caucus.

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Just because the national debt is going up doesn't mean I can't go down on you...

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I would gladly admit to having sexual intercourse with you.

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Girl, after tonight, I won't be the only one needing a wheelchair.

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Are you in charge of the new transportation bill because you have been running through my mind all day!

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I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, Dick, and Colin.

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Wanna get incumbent?

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No wonder they were called the intolerable acts. I couldn't handle it if there was a tax on your sugar.

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Girl, try as it might; the agricultural adjustments act couldn't keep me from plowing your field.

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My chad won't be hanging if you let me punch that hole.

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You must be John Locke, because you are the key to my conscious.

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The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

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I've got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.

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Baby, you have more curves than the Democrat Party line.

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I have sex like I fight wars; I have no exit strategy.

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Excuse me but I'm looking for weapons of ass destruction

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I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".

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Good thing I'm not a colonist, because I'd let you do intolerable acts to me.

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The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn't.

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If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.

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I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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I'll build you a moon base, if you let me get to third base (twice).

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You must have been born in pearl harbor cause baby you da bomb

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There's an economic stimulus package waiting for you at my house.

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