twilight pickup lines

Do you want to play doctor?

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If you don't, I'll jump off a cliff.

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I must really be dead, Angel, ‘cause this has to be heaven!

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I'm an addict. Will you be my heroin?

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I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction'

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I can inflict the most pain you've ever felt. Or pleasure. Take your pick.

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Your eyes are the Twilight Sparkle.

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Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.

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I just got a vision of my future and you're in it.

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Hey, Darlin', do you want to see my battle scars?

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I'm a doctor, and yes I do take my lab coat home.

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Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you?

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So…did you ever hear the saying ‘everything's bigger in Texas'?

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I may be from Tennessee but you're the only ten I see!

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I only have red eyes for you.

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Say it... out loud. Say it. You think I'm sexy.

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You're no irritable grizzly but right now I'm eating you up.

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Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes.

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You seem a little tense. Would you like a chill pill or just a hit of me?

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So…how do you feel about dogs?

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because with a face like that, you must be an angel.

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Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall.

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Riding Hood and I'll be the Big Bad Wolf.

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Wanna be my monkey woman?

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The only thing "civil" about me is the war I fought in to get between your bedsheets.

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*Holds Stethoscope* Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?

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Wanna cuddle? I'll be your teddy bear.

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You can show me anything, I am a doctor after all.

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Twins. Double the pleasure, double the fun.

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Do not make us angry. You wouldn't like us when we're angry...or horny.

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I love the way you smell. Everywhere.

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You're into cars? I make one heck of a jack.

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Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?

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These hands are skilled and trained to save lives. Would you like to find out what else they're good at?

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I've never tasted human blood but I don't mind their other bodily fluids.

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I'd love to see how many houses we can smash.

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I don't know anything about monsters. Except the one in my pants.

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Hi, I'm Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.

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I'll do whatever you want.

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You know what they say, right? Once you go Black you never go back.

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Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I'll be the Big Bad Wolf.

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You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit.

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Once you go Jacob Black, you never go back.

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Have you ever wondered what started my scarf collection? Would you like to find out?

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Carlisle's very fast. If you know what I mean.

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The name is Cullen. Dr. Carlisle Cullen, but I like to be known as Dr. Love.

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I have skin of a monster. A silky smooth monster.

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You can call me Dr. McSparkly.

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I can feel the love tonight … wanna share?

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I play the field. And it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

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I just imprinted on you.

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My name is Jasper…but you can call me Dr. Feelgood.

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I've learned a lot over the centuries, but I'd give it all up for your smile.

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I may be strong but I'm not strong enough to resist you.

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My nephew was in twilight30 Rock

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You're really pretty when you sleep. I know this because I watched you last night through your window.

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If you didn't want to sit at the kids' table then you shouldn't have seen the new Twilight movie.

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It's not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me.

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Jacob's Pick Up Lines:

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You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

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Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.

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I know exactly how you feel. Wanna know how I feel?

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Will you be the mother of my puppies?

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My sister is psychic, and she had a vision of you giving me your number.

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Wanna see me crush a boulder?

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Wanna see my reservation?

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I have a private island. Wanna see it?

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I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds

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Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can't I stop dazzling people?

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I hear hell isn't bad if you get to keep an angel with you- could I take you with me?

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How are you feeling? Oh, wait, don't tell me … let me guess.

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I'm barely legal. Forever.

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If you need a love doctor, I have a medical degree.

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My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it's Me + You.

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