train pickup lines

I am a lifeguard and the Red Cross has certified me as a fully trained love machine. Would you like any lessons?

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Girl, I can use my web swinger to pull a train, think about what I could do in bed.

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You a train? Because I am about to board you without a ticket.

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We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density. And I don't just mean my skeleton.

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Are you a train wreck? Because I can't stop looking at you.

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Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your dick is?

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I am a train and I love you so. True true!

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Let's do some cross training tonight, with our bodies crossed.

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Girl are you a train? Because I want to ride that kaboose.

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This must be the 1900s, because my train has some goods that need to be delivered down south.

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Ride on this car of this train at this time often?

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Babe, we don't need no training mode to get our smash on. Let's get down and have a great time.

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You know, I've been highly trained to stick things into people…

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Baby I noticed you have a new drive train… wanna test it out tonight?Cycling

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I know, I stare at that ad every day too. What does it mean to you?

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Are you a train set? Because my train wants to go through your tunnels.

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Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.Airplane

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Do you like trains? Because I am aTrackted to you.

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How'd you like to ride my stallion? He's well trained for battle!

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Let’s do some interval training in my bed.

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I may be a long shot, but with the right trainer I could come from behind.

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Babe, are you a train? Because I will make you loco for me.

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Have trouble sleeping on trains? You will when we travel together.

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Baby I noticed you have a new drive train… wanna test it out tonight?

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Girl, are you a train? Because I want to lay under you.

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Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.

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My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.

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Babe do you like train tracks? Because you are about to get laid.

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Zangief: Well? Did my special training help you burn belly fat?

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Forget the train honey, just hop on my platform 9 and 3 quarters

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Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!

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I may be a long shot, but with the right trainer I could come from behind.Equestrian; Horse Racing

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I bet we could do some good interval training together.Cycling

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Roses are red violets are blue. If you were a train I always ride you.

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chew, chew train.

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Sabres Soar, Rifles Rule, Flags are always high, you are a diva in training.

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Are you a train? Because I would like to ride you till the end.

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Ride on this car of this train at this time often?Metro

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Girl, are you a train. Because I choo choo choose you.

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Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my "beam".

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My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.

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You must have received Red Cross lifeguarding training because I was drowning until you arrived.

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Girl you want to ride my pho train tonight?

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My father trained me to be an assassin. That’s not who I am. I am a lover.

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Since I met you, I'm on cloud 9th street F train.Subway

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If you were Wii fit trainer, I think Wii would work out.

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Hey baby, are you a train? Because I have been waiting to get on the right ride.

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Others may try to surpass your physical beauty, but your spiritual beauty is beyond the constraints of this world.

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Girl are you a train? Because my tracks want to lay under you.

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I may have been waiting for this train for 20 goddamn minutes, but I've been waiting for a girl like you my whole life.Subway

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Are you a newb in bed? I can train you to be pro.

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If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you share with me the training regimen you used to attain it?

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I bet we could do some good interval training together.

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I was thinking you could give me some personal training.

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No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can… Wanna play?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You’re not a train, but I still wanna rail you.

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These hands are skilled and trained to save lives. Would you like to find out what else they're good at?

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Girl, I'd like to train you for Wood Style Penetration jutsu.

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I'm familiar with Latex and restraints

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Are you a train? Because I am trying to get railed.

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I am a monorail type of guy.

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I love the way you handle that pole.

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Oh, I just beat you by (insert number of minutes) and (insert number of seconds). If you'd like, we can train together and see if we can't improve our running times.Running

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Girl, are you a train? Because a head on encounter with you would be smashing.

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Two words: Companion training.Firefly

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Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.

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Hey girl, are you a train? Because you are getting D-railed tonight.

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It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!

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Do you like trains? Because I have not done it on the train bathroom before.

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Do you wanna play trains? Sit on my face while i ChooChoo.

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Bring out the Burning Whip, I have Trained Skin.

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Girl are you a railroad because I wanna run a train on you.

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