tequila pickup lines

Girl, enjoy life with me with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon…and a shot of tequila.

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I won't blame the tequila if I get with you!

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I don’t have sea legs, but I can really hold my tequila.

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I got a bottle of Tequila, ready to party?

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You're the grenadine in my tequila sunrise. Without you, im just alcoholic orange juice.

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Tequila might not be the answer. But it's worth a shot.

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When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila!

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Does tequila spread your legs?

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I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.

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Tequila is good for you. And here's a pinch of salt to prove it.

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Let's go out again so we can share a pot of gold. Tequila gold, that is.

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You and tequila make me crazy.

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When life gives you lemons, I will bring the tequila and salt to cheer you up.

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Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.

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I like my women like I like my tequila… cold and stiff. And, of course, that whole worm thing. (Zombie)

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(Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila) Drink this, and then call me when you're ready.

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Hi there, is that a tequila shot? Let's take the party back to my room.

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I love you so much, I could never live without you. And I am not talking about the tequila.

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Don't blame the tequila if I make your clothes fall off!

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I like my women like I like my tequila… cold and stiff. And, of course, that whole worm thing.

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I like my women like I like my tequila. And, of course, that whole worm thing.

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I'd like to put my worm in your tequila bottle.

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Hey girl, are you a shot of tequila? Because I'm an alcoholic.

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Babe, you can call all the shots you want. Here's another shot of tequila for you.

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Did you know tequila is healthy? Here's another shot.

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Drink this tequila shot, and then call me when you're ready.

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I got a bottle of Tequila, ready to party? (Good as Hell)

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I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot?

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Babe do you know the proper way to take tequila shots? First I will lick your salt. Second we will shoot the tequila. And then you could suck my…

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I see you've got some tequila's. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?

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I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.

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Got lime? Because I got the tequila.

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Babe I'll bring the tequila, and I want some of your sweet salty juice.

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Babe, are you tequila? Because you make my sun rise.

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Tequila is never the answer. You, me, and tequila is the only solution.

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I'm celebrating Cinco de Mayo by puking tequila and gorditas on the side of a Taco Bell.

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One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, naked!

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I see you’ve got some tequila’s. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?

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I see you've got some tequila's.  Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?

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Order fire, two shots of tequila and your phone number.

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