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NOBODY diagrams a sentence like you, baby!

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drop and give me 69 (Gym Teacher)

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You work hard and make a difference take some time for yourself. Your students will understand.

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Carry your bookbag?

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Care to take a spin in my Pinto?

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Teams will be red helmets vs blue helmets, come to my office to play against the purple helmet. (Gym Teacher)

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Hey girl, you really rocked that new seating arrangement – way to separate the talkers.

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Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometry

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Think you're out of breath and sweaty now? You will be soon. (Gym Teacher)

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Who wants to play dodgeball (Gym Teacher)

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Hit the showers, it's time for handball lessons. (Gym Teacher)

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Nice tackle. (Gym Teacher)

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My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-stringGuitar

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I am weak in studying but you can punish me hard as you can.

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Bet I can pick you up. (Gym Teacher)

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Meet me in the shed to grab the balls. (Gym Teacher)

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Hey teacher! You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.

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Hey girl! It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.

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What's a pretty lady like you doing in a lunchroom like this?

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I can help you feel the burn (Gym Teacher)

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If I were a math teacher, I’d say that one plus two equals me and you!

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Wanna climb my rope? (Gym Teacher)

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Baby your like a teacher and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

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Hey girl! Wine on a school night. Let me pour you a glass.

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Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

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Take a lap (Gym Teacher)

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That's not rope burn (Gym Teacher)

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Are you a pranayama teacher? 'Cause you just took my breath away.Yoga

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Baby, I know my math, and you’ve one significant figure.

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There's more than one thing resembling a horse in here. One's a piece of gym apparatus and one's in my pants. (Gym Teacher)

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Hey girl! You really rocked that new seating arrangement-way to separate the walkers.

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Substitute teacher: "does your normal teacher let you do that?"

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Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.

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Hey, meet me round the back for a home run. And this time, I won't get caught out. (Gym Teacher)

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I do an early practice at 5am, if you want to come over, I can make you breakfast..

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Gosh... I thought you were a student!

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I am gonna do anything to get an A.

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How about a little HANDS ON, sweetie?

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Hey girl! From now on your IEPs will be done by elves, calories don’t count, and i’ll stay up late to help you color code data. Just thought you should know.

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If you were my homework I’d slam you down on my desk and do you!

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Let's do committee sometime!

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I'm only a teacher from 8:15 to 3:00. After that, I'm just a person like anyone else.Two And A Half Men

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I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.

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I'm ADD....want to help me relax?

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Shall we go to the mixed showers? (Gym Teacher)

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Hey girl! If I had to write a report card on you, I'd give you straight F’s….for Fabulous

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Hey girl! I know Mondays are hard, but you can get through it. Teach on girl.

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Care to evaluate each other?

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Hey girl! I like my women how I like my bulletin boards. Bright, engaging and well-informed.

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Hey wanna sign my yearbook with you big pen.

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How about I drop and give you 5 and a half? (Gym Teacher)

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I’ve been a naughty school boy. You should teach me a lesson.

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You have the cutest little chalk chuck!

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My friends call me the Dancing Teacher, so let me dance you into the bedroom.

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Feel free to pee in the pool, I'll deal with it later. (Gym Teacher)

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Hey girl, you have the highest tolerance for organized chaos of anyone I know.

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Hit the showers, it’s time for handball lessons.

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Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.

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Ever hear of dodgeball? (Gym Teacher)

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Hey girl! That lesson ran bell-to-bell and included a motivation, whole class and group activities, higher order questioning, and a meaningful summary? Your organizational skills are out of this world.

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We’re going to find out if 35 goes into 16.

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