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Wanna advance human-mutant relationships?Professor X

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Ever used a sex swing made of spiderwebs?Spiderman

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Going to bed, eh? I suppose you wouldn't mind if I Slytherin..Voldemort

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You must be a bad girl, because my Spidey senses sure are tingling south.Spiderman

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Hey baby, want to see what the REAL Ultimate Nullifier looks like?Dr. Doom

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Do you even know what I can do with ben-wa balls and my magnetism powers?X-man

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We can do it in the bat-mobile.Batman

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Sure I defeated Red Skull…twice today. Because that's what I call masturbation.Captain America

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Wanna go see the wonders of the world?Superman

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On your mark, get set, glow!General

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I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.Superman

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Just follow the light.Green Lantern

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Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.Superman

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.Hulk

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Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?Superman

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I'm gonna do you so hard you'll be Thor the next day.Thor

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I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident so may be just fuck meGeneral

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We shall conquer our world together.Super Villain

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Want to see what I can do with my tongue?Venom

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Was your daddy the Human Torch, ‘cuz you on FIRE, Girl.Human Torch

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Look, it's a long story. But yes, the green arrow.Green Arrow

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If you're lady liberty. Can I be your Captain America?Captain America

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You know how when I touch you, I become sort of like you? Well, have you ever considered bottoming?General

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You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you?Superman

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Can you leap over tall buildings in a single bound? Because you'll need that ability to be on topGeneral

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Not everything's mutated, if you know what I'm sayin'General

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Have you ever been taken up against a wall? How about a wall 40 feet in the air?General

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You'll be surprised to find that I really have no weakness, especially in my "crib tonight".Superman

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I am Loki from Asgard, and I am burdened with GLORIOUS purpose! NOW KNEEL!!! Yeah, right down there, Baby…that's right, you get down on your knees and take it aaaaaalllll…Loki

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Did I hit you with my heat vision? Because you are on fire.Superman

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They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least, parts of me are anyways.Superman

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Wanna have a threesome?Two-Face

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Riddle Me This: 'If I asked you to be my girlfriend, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?'Riddler

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SHAZAM! Here's my penis.Shazam

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I'd spray my webs all over you, girl. All over.Spiderman

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Wanna meet Alfred?Batman

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You must be a fly, 'cause I want to wrap you up and take you to my web.Spiderman

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It's a good thing I've got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot.Superman

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In brightest day, in darkest night, I'll rub you down and do you right.Green Lantern

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My name is Tony Stark, and yes, my tower is as impressive as they say it is.Iron man

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I may be blind, but my braille skills tell me you've got some fine humps.Batman

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Oh, you can conjure a storm? Well you're conjuring a storm in my pants right nowStorm

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Four sweatervests!Fantastic Four

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You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes...Superman

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Do you wanna know how I got these scars? Oral.General

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I could be anywhere on the planet 30 seconds from now... wanna come along for the ride?Superman

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I call him Little Deadpool. He breaks down the fourth wall and your bed.Deadpool

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My weakness isn't Kryptonite, it's your assSuperman

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Mjolnir isn't the only hammer I've gotThor

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Damn girl, do you think about your mother with those thoughts? Because now I have an idea…General

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As it happens, the suit does come off.Superman

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I'm lonely; wanna probe?Brainiac

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Come with me to the dark side. Unless you enjoy sex with the lights on.Darth Vader

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Don't worry, babe. I'm only quick on my feet.Flash

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I take the 69 to a whole new level.Spiderman

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Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude?Superman

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I want to shoot my arrow into your Hawkeye.Hawkeye

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Hi, I'm The Flash, AAAAAAND…we just had sex, 47 times.Flash

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Do you know how good it feels without a cape?General

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I'm stretchy like my spandex onesie.Fantastic Four

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Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel?Superman

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Do you wish to compute?Brainiac

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I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we've got to get rid of them immediately.Superman

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Your Wonder Twins are activating that sweater, Baby.Wonder Twins

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I'm the best there is at whom I do.Wolverine

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I'm Bruce Wayne.Batman

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We will have a good time by the power of … Greyskull, yeah, that's it! Greyskull!Greyskull

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Girl, I want you so bad that I'm a Man of Steel. Just look down my pants and you'll see.Superman

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This ring can make any thought I have into a construct, but babe, you're better than any thought.Sinestro

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I am your world to rule my love.Super Villain

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Maybe you should let my fist of fury invade your secret lairBruce Li

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You know what girl, I can hit all the right spots.Bullseye

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I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.Superman

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Put me in the right mood, and I can be a beast in bed. Literally.Hulk

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When I kissed you, I saw fireworks. Or Jubilee. Either way.Jubilee

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Whadda you say we call The Thing And The Invisible Woman and have a Fantastic Foursome?Fantastic Four

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I can utilize 90% of my brain, but baby, you can do all the work.Deathstroke

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Oh, you will kneel before Zodd…Zodd

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Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?Superman

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I'm really into BDSM–you'll really like me when I get angryHulk

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I may be Batman, but you're Robin my heartBatman

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As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn't end with me.Superman

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BACK OFF HARVEY! I SAW HER FIRST!!Two-Face

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Hi. I'm Tom Hiddleston.Loki

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I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heaven.Superman

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Hi. I'm Batman.Batman

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Nothing stops the Juggernaut.....from getting inside that booty!Juggernaut

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My name is War Machine, but the only war I fight is my love for youWar Machine

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Ever hook up with a god? Didn't think so.Thor

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Will you be my… Iron Maiden?Iron man

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You must be made of Kryptonite because being around you makes my knees weak.Superman

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I will rule the world.Super Villain

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Let's go back to your place and I'll show you where I keep my wallet.Superman

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If you give me your phone number, I will allow you to retain your individuality when my Doomsday device enslaves all humanity.Lex Luthor

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I wanna go all '50 Shades of Jean Grey' on your fine ass.Jean Grey

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There's a reason they call me Bat man – if you know what I mean…okay, I'm talkin' about my penis.Batman

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Be mine or die.Super Villain

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They call me He- Man because of me and my giant dick.He Man

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You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable. Wanna help me find out if I can transfer any other powers?Superman

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Go easy on me, okay? I sometimes burst into flames.Human Torch

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I'll bet you're a Beast in the bedroom.General

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We've lived a thousand lives, and fallen in love every time. It's okay if you don't remember. Just trust me.General

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I can conquer countries, worlds and galaxies. But you are my ultimate conquest.Super Villain

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Hey girl. I can teach you a thing or two about attraction.Magneto

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Imma Hulk SMASH that pussy!Hulk

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They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!Superman

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When I'm done with you, you'll be singing God Bless Captain AmericaCaptain America

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My aura can make anything invulnerable as long as I keep it really close.Superman

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Did it hurt–when I looked in your eyes and forgot I had laser vision and seared your corneas?Superman

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I hope you don't mind heat, 'cause I've got a strong urge to get my flame on.Human Torch

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I am so into you that I would totally catch you before you hit the ground if you fell off of a building.General

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Ever gotten a telepathic orgasm from a man in a wheelchair?Professor X

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My metal suit isn't the only reason they call me Iron Man.Iron man

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It's a bird, it's plane, it's me leaving your house the next morning!General

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I've gotten a lot better at catching women who've been thrown off bridges.Spiderman

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They say I'm faster than a speeding a bullet. Want to find out?Superman

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Did it hurt when you got kicked out of heaven because your the evil angel for me?Super Villain

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