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If we were walkie talkies, you'd be in my range.

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If we’re both going crazy, then we’ll go crazy together, right?

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Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.

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If you are the Demogorgon, call me blood.

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Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked? Let me help you open it up.

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Are you gonna be a mouthbreather or are you actually going to blow?

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I like it cold, let's get naked.

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Hey girl, if you go out with me I’ll show you the strangest thing you’ll ever see

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When I see you I think "what? No! ew, gross!."

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Do you want eggos or coffee in the morning?

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I'll be the eggo to your Eleven.

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I am not stalking you, I just aspire to be like Jonathan Byers.

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No pick up lines can make you Dustin' me away.

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Can’t have more than one best friend. But you could sure have lots of sleep buddies.

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You must love Stranger Things because Luc-at that -ass

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On a scale of 1-10, you are an 11.

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You are finger-lickin’ good.

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Do you know anything about sensory deprivation tanks? We can get some fun with it.

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I ship us more than Finn ships Mileven.

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Do you wanna be normal? Do you wanna be just like everyone else? Instead let's be freaks is the best. Time to get freaky!

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Hey girl, don't be a Stranger Things, let's get to know each other.

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You're the table to my Dustin's fists.

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Are you eleven? Because I can make you scream.

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Are you Eleven? Cause we got something going on.

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We will date.

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You’re going to take out a Demogorgon with a slingshot? No I am going to do with the rocket in my pants.

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Are you Will? Because I'd flip you upside down.

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I don’t care if anyone believes me. I am not gonna stop looking for you until I find you and bring you home! I am going to you home!

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There’s more to life than stupid boys, you know. You are ready for a man in you.

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I am gonna slay 'em dead. Like a pussy.

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Noah? More like Woah.

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Out of two you are an 11, matching with me seems upside down. But I have seen much stranger things.

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Are you Will from the upside down? Because you light up my life.

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I like you more than the amount of salt it took to make Eleven's sensory deprivation pool.

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Hey girl are you a government experiment? Because you could definitely use my 11.

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Let's make it a one time…two time thing.

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Your virginity will disappear faster than Eleven did.

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Is your name Nancy? Because I’m going to take creepy pictures of you from a distance while you’re in your room.

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You don't need a will to love me.

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You're one in a mill-ie-on.

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So, I am really good at the pull-out?

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Let's get coffee and contemplate our future relationship.

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I Noah a girl who wants to date you.

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Are you wearing a space suit because you are out of this world.

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Maybe they should call you Mirkwood, because I wanna ride you at night.

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We are totally not a thing, like, catch on.

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Why do we even need weapons anyway. You have me.

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Is your name 11? Cause I'll make you enjoy some Stranger Things experience.

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My love for you is bigger than Barb's glasses.

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Are you from the upside down? Because you are demogorgeous.

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Girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill, but you seem into Stranger Things.

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Do you like pearls? You will never be able to resist these pearls.

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So I heard you like toothless frog-faces at midnight?

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Wow. She looks…—Pretty… Good. You look pretty good.

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Girl do you prefer upside down, or maybe even Stranger things?

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Babe, let's not limit our Stranger Things to Netflix.

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We're Not in Hawkins Anymore, ready for some Fawking?

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I once cut my chin open on a desk by doing a cartwheel while dancing.

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Girl you don't need anything. You are pretty, really pretty.

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Let's study.

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I found the chocolate pudding! And I want more of where that stuff came from.

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The space in my heart for you is bigger than the space in Dustin's teeth.

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Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god.

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You act like you’re all alone out there in the world, but you’re not. You’re not alone.

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Can I have the hopper-tunity to ask you out?

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