star-trek pickup lines

Want to see my Class 3 probe? Earth woman, prepare to be probed!

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Klingon Pick Up Line: pu'jIn vIpoQ. mInDu'lIj vIbejtaHvIS DaqwIj vIlIj! (I need a map. I got lost while I was watching your eyes!)

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Hey baby, wanna calibrate my tricorder?

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You don't need a mind meld to know what I am thinking.

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Looks like you could use some work on your port inducer.

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"Nice legs…for a human."

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We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your heart.

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Can I beam you up shorty?

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Klingon Pick Up Line: tuj'a' pa'vam? ghobe'. 'IwwIj DapubmoHba' SoH'e'! (Is it warm in here? No, it is clearly you who makes my blood boil!)

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"So Lieutenant. How about I show the meaning of Torpedo – full spread?"

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"I’ll chase you ’round the moons of Nibia and ’round the Antares Maelstrom and ’round Perdition’s flames before I give you up!"

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I'm really great with tongues.

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Hello, I had sensors scanning for sexy lifeforms and you where the only one they could find.

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Baby are your hailing frequencies open?

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It's Pon Farr. If you don't come home with me tonight, I'll die. You don't want that on your conscience, do you?

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Klingon Pick Up Line: may'luchwIjmo' Qobbe' tajmey 'ach tIqwIj luDuQ mInDu'lIj! (My armor shields me from knives, but your eyes pierce my heart!)

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Although it is illogical, I am afraid you have emotionally compromised me.

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Klingon Pick Up Line: Daqtagh HInob! tIqwIj qa'angnIS! (Hand me a d'k tahg! I must show you my heart!)

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Take off your clothes and let's start the next generation.

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Hey baby! Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on "stunning".

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I’d like to clean your plasma conduits.

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Hey, it’s about time you docked that shuttle!

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Your pants are the final frontier

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Can I tribble you for some sweet kisses?

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Klingon Pick Up Line: che'ron 'oH parmaq'e' 'ej DaHjaj SuvwI' jIH! (Love is a battlefield, and today, I am a warrior!)

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Klingon Pick Up Line: pu' tIHmey bach'a' mInDu'lIj? vIleghDI' jIroSHa'choH! (Do your eyes fire phaser beams? When I see you I get stunned!)

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Wanna see the Captain's log?

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Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Can you feel the Pon Farr tonight?

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What happens if I blow on your antenna?

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I am having trouble getting my photon torpedo out of it’s breech, can you assist?

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Let’s go back to my shop so I can inspect your EPS Conduit.

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You make my pants go to Red Alert.

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Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’

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My multi-phasic trans-dimensional inducer method is guaranteed to complete your cycle of operations.

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Did the earth move for you, or are we sitting on a Horta?

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Do you want to go where no man has gone before?

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Thank God I’m not a red shirt, because you’re drop dead gorgeous!

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Baby, you’re hot enough to jump-start a Vulcan's pon farr.

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I’d like to fill your Jeffries tube.

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Hi I’m the Captain, how may I be of service?

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Wanna breach my wrap core?

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I wouldn’t mind getting my hands on your ample nacelles.

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I'm going to ask you out. Resistance is futile

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When i have you in my sensors range, my plasma conduits goes on fire.

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You can set your phaser to stunning!

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Logic tells me it'd be most beneficial if we reproduced.

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Hey baby, wanna see my bat'leth?

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I’ll show you my docking bay if you show me your ship.

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Can I take a ride on your warp core?

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Would you like some Vulcan in you?

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And you think my ears are big….

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Klingon Pick Up Line: bIQamQo'chugh, chay' qapummoHlaH? (If you won't stand up, how can I knock you down?)

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How about I slip into something more comfortable.. like these star trek voyager pajamas baby!

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I’ve got something big in my torpedo tube.

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Forget warp speed, let’s just go on impulse..

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Beam me up, hottie!

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Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on "stunning".

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Dang…so many torpedoes…so little time.

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I'm Wesley crushing on you

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Your eyes look Spocktacular!

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You can explore my planet anytime.

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