sports-themed pickup lines

Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.

yogasports-themed

Hey can i put my nuts or your rack?

rock-climbingsports-themed

Every time you fall, I'll catch you.

rock-climbingsports-themed

I’m no hipster, but I’d ride a fixie for you.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Half pipe? Let me show you a full pipe, girl.

olympicssports-themed

You are so tall I bet you play with the ball, I bet you’d love to test it out with me, right away.

volleyballsports-themed

Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has

baseballsports-themed

Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.

golfsports-themed

Boy, I'm an Olympian. Why? Because I always go for gold in the bedroom!

olympicssports-themed

I love you girl. I've let a lot of shots pass me before, but not this time!Tennis

sportssports-themed

Your legs must be tired because you've been speed skating through my mind all night.

olympicssports-themed

We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.

yogasports-themed

If you are a NFL player, you will be my Morten Andersen.

fantasy-footballsports-themed

Hey girl, wanna go downhill... on me?Skateboarding

sportssports-themed

Are your pants in the Kentucky Derby? Annnnnnnd they’re off!

horse-racingsports-themed

Hey girl, lane lines can't keep us apart.Swimming

water-sportsports-themed

I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.

golfsports-themed

Your putt looks great in those pants

golfsports-themed

I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Lorain.

hockeysports-themed

Is this catch and release, cause I DON'T want to let you go.Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

You wanna come back, and see my minnows?Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

Why set and spike when we could just bump uglies?

volleyballsports-themed

If you're a volleyball player, I think we can set something up in the near future.Volleyball

sportssports-themed

I am like pudding. I look like crap but I am sweet as can be!

runner-joggersports-themed

You want to play with a ball tonight but I can have an extra one for you, want to see it now?

volleyballsports-themed

You know I'm da man you been wading for.Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

If I can set you up good on the court, I'll definitely set you up in bed.

volleyballsports-themed

Women are usually impressed when I tell them I have a giant horse cock.

horse-racingsports-themed

Babe, get in ready position and I will spike into your net.

volleyballsports-themed

Belay before belaid.

rock-climbingsports-themed

You belayed me off my feet.

rock-climbingsports-themed

You are the only one I am hunting for.

huntingsports-themed

You gonna call my dick James, cuz it looks like a Rocket when it HARDENS.

basketballsports-themed

Look, my teeth spell out "I love you" in block letters!

hockeysports-themed

I wanna make you go up an octave.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.

baseballsports-themed

Wanna learn the sweet moves and do a little ground and pound?

boxing-fightingsports-themed

Know your role and shut your mouth. (The Rock)

wrestlingsports-themed

I'll win if you show at my place.

horse-racingsports-themed

The blue writing on your back tells me your name, now all I need is your phone number.

fencingsports-themed

Wanna ride my Zam-boner?

hockeysports-themed

What do you say we get out of here and do some rhythmic gymnastics?Gymnastic

sportssports-themed

Are you a hunter? Because your pussy has trapped me hard.

huntingsports-themed

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us running togetherRunning

sportssports-themed

Want to get high, get hot, and get sweaty?... I need a climbing partner.

rock-climbingsports-themed

On a scale of 1 -10 you are a 26.2!

runner-joggersports-themed

What is your favorite yoga pose? Can you demonstrate it in bed?

yogasports-themed

Nice beach balls, can I play?Beach

water-sportsports-themed

This set of drill isn't the only thing gonna leave you out of breath tonight.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

You had me at On BelayRock Climbing

sportssports-themed

I'm falling in glove with you.

baseballsports-themed

They say to bat me 2nd because I'm a good 2-hole hitter

baseballsports-themed

I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings…Cycling

sportssports-themed

Girl, you make me so hard that you will need a mouthguard.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?

american-footballsports-themed

Even if you don't get a medal, I can make your trip to _______ worthwhile

olympicssports-themed

I can bend it better than Beckham.

soccer-footballsports-themed

Can I lubricate your point tonight?

fencingsports-themed

Babe, you cannot hit me while you knocked me down, but you sure can ride me.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

My name must be Ashley Young, because I'm falling for you.

soccer-footballsports-themed

You make my heart drop spin

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.Yoga

sportssports-themed

Can I show you my spitball?

baseballsports-themed

I've never won gold in the breast stroke, but that could all change tonight.

olympicssports-themed

You’ve heel hooked my heart.

rock-climbingsports-themed

I would give anything just to be your body-wire!

fencingsports-themed

Why set and spike when we could just bump uglies?Volleyball

sportssports-themed

Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?Rock Climbing

sportssports-themed

Whenever I see you dive, I get turned on, would you mind doing that for me once more, baby?

volleyballsports-themed

Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Do you prefer punching or jabs in bed?

boxing-fightingsports-themed

I believe in riding with protection. [point to helmet]Cycling

sportssports-themed

Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions....Just letting you know!

soccer-footballsports-themed

Hello, more than friends.

golfsports-themed

You'll be falling on something harder than the ice tonight.

olympicssports-themed

I cannot help myself but touch you more than three times, it feels illegal.

volleyballsports-themed

Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.

runner-joggersports-themed

Would you like a PUCK?

hockeysports-themed

I've got a curved stick.

hockeysports-themed

I'll only get off my longboard if I can ride you instead.Skateboarding

sportssports-themed

That’s the nicest frame I’ve ever seen, and I don’t mean your bike

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Wanna see my Jockeys?Equestrian; Horse Racing

sportssports-themed

We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?

hockeysports-themed

If you were a volleyball, there are so many positions that I could handle you.

volleyballsports-themed

I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.

soccer-footballsports-themed

I could rest on those jugs all dayRock Climbing

sportssports-themed

How'd you make out at the races? No seriously, show me.Equestrian; Horse Racing

sportssports-themed

You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower sexy.

rock-climbingsports-themed

If you ever need a spotter, I'm available. And I'd never let you go.Cheerleader

sportssports-themed

I came here to take you home and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum. (Roddy Piper)

wrestlingsports-themed

I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later

baseballsports-themed

I see two nice lookin' rocks I'd like you to grab.

rock-climbingsports-themed

I'll take good care of your baton

olympicssports-themed

Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?

hockeysports-themed

Why play tennis when we can use the table for other things?Tennis

sportssports-themed

White girls that wear yoga pants...Goddamn.Yoga

sportssports-themed

You're so short, you must play guard. Want to guard and protect me and the children we may one day welcome into our lives?

basketballsports-themed

Ay girl, I'd like to throw you on a trailer and haul you to the sea.Boating/Sailing

water-sportsports-themed

Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!

runner-joggersports-themed

Babe, you are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.

runner-joggersports-themed

I saw you getting dirty on the cyclocross course.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package

baseballsports-themed

At Tight End: I think he's suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

american-footballsports-themed

Hey Baby, what's your weapon?

fencingsports-themed

That's a nice grand staff you have.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Hey girl, Monta Ellis must be jealous. Because you, truly, have it all.

basketballsports-themed

Let me buy you a Lexan mask so I can gaze into your eyes all day.

fencingsports-themed

Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'moreCamping

sportssports-themed

I was knocked out by your beauty or was it your spinning back fist?

boxing-fightingsports-themed

Do you like speed work? 'Cause I'm always down for a quickie.

runner-joggersports-themed

Do you like yoga? Cause yoganna love this dickYoga

sportssports-themed

Wanna find out why my friends call me the Scoring Apparatus?

fencingsports-themed

Girl I'll beat you 6-0 every time, 'cause I'll never stop loving you.Tennis

sportssports-themed

You must be wearing something good cause my volleyball does not get blocked that easily!

volleyballsports-themed

Are you Knabstrupper? Because you are a rare beauty.

horse-racingsports-themed

I'm narked.Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?

golfsports-themed

Wanna ride my deck?Skateboarding

sportssports-themed

I want give you dirty deeds but I'm not talking about Dean Ambrose finisher.

wrestlingsports-themed

Tired of singles? Let's play some doubles.Tennis

sportssports-themed

Are you a volleyball? Because I would hit on you all night long.

volleyballsports-themed

I'll scratch your mosquito bites if you'll scratch mine.Camping

sportssports-themed

Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds.

yogasports-themed

Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.

hockeysports-themed

You don't need 750 grams of pressure to score on me baby!

fencingsports-themed

At Quarterback…Does he have a shovel in his back pocket cause I’m digging that ass…from the Seattle Seahawks… Russell Wilson!

fantasy-footballsports-themed

Why don't you give me a poke with your saber?

olympicssports-themed

You make my spokes spin all night long.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

I always liked you… but I never told anyone. (Nikki Bella)

wrestlingsports-themed

My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.

runner-joggersports-themed

Hey baby, you workin' that crack!Rock Climbing

sportssports-themed

Babe, you need no protection when you got my bolts.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Wassup I got a couple balls in my pocket if you're interested.Tennis

sportssports-themed

What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?

baseballsports-themed

I just jazzed everywhere.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

As a hot filly and a stud, we could make some Derby winners.

horse-racingsports-themed

Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.

baseballsports-themed

That wetsuit would look great on the floor next to my bed.Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for

olympicssports-themed

I’ve got an active ground game and I never went past the first round.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

There should be a law made against hunting down beauty like you.

huntingsports-themed

Babe, I am just into jungle ball or picnic volleyball.

volleyballsports-themed

Why don't we try these positions in bed?

yogasports-themed

My drives aren't always long and straight.. but I can show you what is!

golfsports-themed

Oh baby, you don't know how much i wanna touche' your valid target area

fencingsports-themed

My CamelBak is full of whiskey.Hiking

sportssports-themed

Hey girl, wanna be in my fantasy... football league?

fantasy-footballsports-themed

I'll take good care of your batonCross-country; Track and Field

sportssports-themed

I've never found the obstruction rule hard to obey before.Mixed Netball

sportssports-themed

I'll be the boss and you can be my Secretariat.Equestrian; Horse Racing

sportssports-themed

Wanna swap mouth pieces.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

I always go for the goal in the sack!General

sportssports-themed

You can mount me any day.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

Your pace or mine?

bike-cyclistsports-themed

You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!Curling

sportssports-themed

After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.

golfsports-themed

Can I be your bp later?

fencingsports-themed

Can I make you a recovery drink in the morning? You’re going to need it after the intense ride tonight.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

I love it when you wear your yoga pants all day.Yoga

sportssports-themed

Single!?Skiing

sportssports-themed

Would you like to come back to my place and see my advanced target area?

fencingsports-themed

I think you're a keeper. 

american-footballsports-themed

You're quite the catch, baby.

baseballsports-themed

You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.

runner-joggersports-themed

I don't mean to be rude, but can you hold my balls while I take my racket out of my bag?Tennis

sportssports-themed

I'm a good ball handler, what about you

basketballsports-themed

My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.

yogasports-themed

It doesn't matter what your name is (The Rock)

wrestlingsports-themed

I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.

soccer-footballsports-themed

I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Want to plan a ride up [insert name of hill or mountain]. It feels great when you're on top.Cycling

sportssports-themed

You wanna go for a bagel some time?Tennis

sportssports-themed

I'm the best Belay in TownRock Climbing

sportssports-themed

That was a pretty deep shot girl, but I'll be even deeper inside.Tennis

sportssports-themed

Looking good in those tight spandex.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Sorry I've just been a bit confused about the zoning tonight.Mixed Netball

sportssports-themed

Want to make a pass with me, I promise I would not hurt you one bit, you have my word on it.

volleyballsports-themed

Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?

hockeysports-themed

Our bond is so tight I might just tap.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

Should I go for Cross Court Shot or Cut Shot to score with you?

volleyballsports-themed

I'll let you in my toaster

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.

soccer-footballsports-themed

You want to be my doubles partner - for life?Tennis

sportssports-themed

I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?

runner-joggersports-themed

Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.

golfsports-themed

Never... eeeeeeeeever be the same again (Chris Jericho)

wrestlingsports-themed

Spread your legs and trust the rubber.Rock Climbing

sportssports-themed

Have you seen my hiking staff? No? Would you like to?Camping; Hiking

sportssports-themed

You might not be a Bulls fan, but I know you felt it when this D rose.

basketballsports-themed

I like your slopers, can you teach me how to grip those?

rock-climbingsports-themed

Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.

soccer-footballsports-themed

I prefer the French style, but I hear Italian is fun too.

fencingsports-themed

I like to get really really dirty. Running on back trails in the rain is the best.

runner-joggersports-themed

Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?

runner-joggersports-themed

I bet I can score on your 5-hole

hockeysports-themed

You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.

baseballsports-themed

Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.

american-footballsports-themed

I've been playing golf all day and would love to make you my 19th hoe.

golfsports-themed

Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.

soccer-footballsports-themed

I'm Hungary for your kisses!

olympicssports-themed

Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.

yogasports-themed

How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better.General

water-sportsports-themed

I'm willing to jam my fist into just about any crack, baby.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Hey girl, you are so gorgeous. You bring out the beast in me. 

huntingsports-themed

Your kisses hit me harder than a solid 7 catch.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Do you like yoga? Cause I could downward dog you all night.Yoga

sportssports-themed

Let’s watch the Tour de France together. We can live stream it in bed tomorrow morning.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Are your pants in the Kentucky Derby? Annnnnnnd they're off!Equestrian; Horse Racing; Kenturcky Derby

sportssports-themed

I know it's a race, but let's take our time to the finish.Equestrian; Horse Racing

sportssports-themed

At Tight End… I think he’s suffering from a lack of vitamin me …from the Cleveland Browns… Jordan Cameron!

fantasy-footballsports-themed

Girl, we'd make great doubles team.

volleyballsports-themed

You must be on the color guard, because you make my flag rise.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

At Wide Receiver… Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you …from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Emmanuel Sanders!

fantasy-footballsports-themed

You know, I have the longest rod on this river.Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

Wanna be my receiver tonight?

american-footballsports-themed

Is that a baton in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Don't worry I got top-rope certified.

rock-climbingsports-themed

My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!

runner-joggersports-themed

Girl, you give me a tromboner.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

I don't care about your politics, your fashion sense or your taste in music. I judge you solely on your football team preference.

fantasy-footballsports-themed

You look good on your knees I bet you give a nice hand job too, let me see that for myself.

volleyballsports-themed

No need for camouflage, my heart if fully out in the open for you.

huntingsports-themed

I wanna bang that bass drum.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

You're like the anti-fog spray for my goggles, you just brighten up my day. General

water-sportsports-themed

Never tell me the odds, I know a winner when I see one.Equestrian; Horse Racing

sportssports-themed

Hey baby, I'm a man of 1000 holds and only 1 is ARM BAR.

wrestlingsports-themed

You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar

soccer-footballsports-themed

Girl are you a team player, because we could assist each other for the perfect score.

volleyballsports-themed

You know I have extra pillow and blanket in the guard room.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Wow boy, you kill it!

olympicssports-themed

Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.

soccer-footballsports-themed

Don't be afraid of the net, we got much better protection.

volleyballsports-themed

So do you do all that weird breathing stuff?

yogasports-themed

So you're mermaid huh? I take it you are very accustomed to seamen then?General

water-sportsports-themed

You seem to have great knowledge of that swing block, want to try swinging with me as well?

volleyballsports-themed

I've had my Eagle Eye on you from across the room all night.

huntingsports-themed

Do you believe that size doesn't matter only the expansion rate?Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

At Running Back: Is his face on the McDonalds menu? Cause I'm lovin it.

american-footballsports-themed

So are so exotic. I set my eyes on you from across the entrance. 

huntingsports-themed

You got a tight grip on that racquet. That's gonna come in handy tonight.Tennis

sportssports-themed

My heart rate's always up when I run with you.Running

sportssports-themed

Your salle or mine?

fencingsports-themed

I love your sexy moan when you stretch.

yogasports-themed

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?General

water-sportsports-themed

Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?

rock-climbingsports-themed

Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

rock-climbingsports-themed

I've got some good news. I like to go low.

golfsports-themed

Could you hold my eel? He is a slippery little fucker.Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.

runner-joggersports-themed

I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!Gymnastic

sportssports-themed

There's an après party in my bibs. You're invited.Hiking

sportssports-themed

I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt for hours until it hurts.

runner-joggersports-themed

Looking to get belaid?

rock-climbingsports-themed

Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds.Yoga

sportssports-themed

I'll show you my rack if you show me yours.

huntingsports-themed

I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?

yogasports-themed

Are you a rock? Because I wanna climb on top of you.

rock-climbingsports-themed

When you're in the lotus position, I just want to pollinate you.

yogasports-themed

Smash or pass? In tennis I'll do both.Tennis

sportssports-themed

Pull out or push it in more.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

If I were a basketball player I'd be Shaquille O'Feel

basketballsports-themed

Damn, I'd love to do a figure four leglock on your face!

wrestlingsports-themed

Wanna pull my body wire tonight?

fencingsports-themed

Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.

yogasports-themed

Hey baby, how about you let my Andre the Giant body slam your Chyna?

wrestlingsports-themed

Why don't I help you stretch before yoga tonight?

yogasports-themed

Girl, you give me the butterflies.Swimming

water-sportsports-themed

How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?

golfsports-themed

I do a lot of traditional climbing, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I'll follow.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?Curling

sportssports-themed

Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?

yogasports-themed

I want to see you do yoga. Can I watch you?

yogasports-themed

You must be good luck, we're playing well tonightGeneral

sportssports-themed

You are the prey that I have been waiting for.

huntingsports-themed

Girl, I want to run all the way with you.

runner-joggersports-themed

Girl I can't wait to tap that.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

You know, I lost my smile, but I think you could help me find it. (HBK)

wrestlingsports-themed

Can you hold my rope and give it a tug from time to time when it gets a bit of slack.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Belay and chill?

rock-climbingsports-themed

Dive for my pants and you will save some amazing balls.

volleyballsports-themed

You have the sass, I can see it in your hits, would you give everything you have to me now?

volleyballsports-themed

Watch me, while I beat on this pinRock Climbing

sportssports-themed

I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!

hockeysports-themed

Is that a color guard uniform you are wearing? I think its hot.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Boy: Have u ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

I've got the biggest torch in sochi and I'm looking for someone to blow it out

olympicssports-themed

I can be your coxswain

olympicssports-themed

I'd like to pile drive you baby!

wrestlingsports-themed

It's a shame these bibs aren't made to stop druelling.Mixed Netball

sportssports-themed

Want to restuff my chalk balls while I recalibrate your GPS?

rock-climbingsports-themed

Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.

hockeysports-themed

You look like a setter to me so it seems I cannot take you on any double date tonight, I guess.

volleyballsports-themed

Hey, do you have an iPhone? My friends told me to FaceTime them if I ever saw an angel. Are you sure your aren't a cheerleader either?

american-footballsports-themed

Hey, climb here often?

rock-climbingsports-themed

Wanna hipcheck?

hockeysports-themed

They don't call me a hard man for nothing.

rock-climbingsports-themed

You're totes an ace

olympicssports-themed

Come on, let's hear them.

wrestlingsports-themed

I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.Cycling

sportssports-themed

I literally trust you with my life.

rock-climbingsports-themed

I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.

hockeysports-themed

I find my core strength in you.

yogasports-themed

I call my dick Randy Savage, because you'll be screaming ooooooh yeah!

wrestlingsports-themed

The snow report says there is 6" out there, But come with me and I'll show you 12"!

olympicssports-themed

I can't stop sinking a boat you.Titanic

water-sportsports-themed

I’ll guard you with all my heart.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

No tapping out! Just come.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

I'd like to show you a few moves I learned one night in Paris.

fencingsports-themed

Girl, anytime you want me to stop, just cry foul.

volleyballsports-themed

Why don't you get rid of that side saddle and come be my mane squeeze?

horse-racingsports-themed

You must got a lot of stamina as a volleyball player. Let me test your limit babe.

volleyballsports-themed

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, everything in the room became beautiful. It's like every single time Peyton Manning throws for a touchdown pass against the New England Patriots!

american-footballsports-themed

Girl get rid of those Dunlop balls, you deserve better.Tennis

sportssports-themed

Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak.

soccer-footballsports-themed

Long, loud and lubricated.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

I wish I'd brought my towel, can I share yours?General

water-sportsports-themed

Miss, could you prompt me? Then I'll know the directions to your heart.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Wanna come over and calculate some fip?

baseballsports-themed

Want to lock our bikes together?

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Do you like yoga? If you do, then Yoganna LOVE me!

yogasports-themed

When you're done painting the lines, we should paint the town red.Tennis

sportssports-themed

Sorry I won your fantasy football league without understanding football.

fantasy-footballsports-themed

If you show my your rack, I’ll show you my nuts.

rock-climbingsports-themed

I love your energy.

yogasports-themed

Did I just hear you say "Strip"?

fencingsports-themed

Whatcha got?

baseballsports-themed

I bet we could do some good interval training together.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

I see London, I see France, I want to see you without pants!

olympicssports-themed

Band, horns up!

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Is your name summer? Because you are hot!General

water-sportsports-themed

Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be a grand slam?

golfsports-themed

I know how to work the bar, I think I can take you.Cross-country; Track and Field

sportssports-themed

Wanna see what's under my topsheet?Skiing

sportssports-themed

Oh please? I don't get much action below the belt!

fencingsports-themed

If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I'd have a whole galaxy in the palm of my hand. It's like locking Ray Lewis in a room with every quarterback of the NFL after having missed lunch due to practice.

american-footballsports-themed

You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.

yogasports-themed

How would you like to wake up from a drug endued nap married?

wrestlingsports-themed

Come inside meRugby

sportssports-themed

Life is better when we stick together.

hockeysports-themed

I perform best when I'm wet.General

water-sportsports-themed

The A obviously stands for angel.0

sportssports-themed

Don't Worry, Baby, I Won't Bite (Luis Suarez)

soccer-footballsports-themed

Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.Swimming

water-sportsports-themed

Can i fish in your pond?Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

I'd like to name a horse after you.

horse-racingsports-themed

I can score more often than the average soccer player.

soccer-footballsports-themed

Voulez-vous plongez avec moi? Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

Let's drink Mint Juleps and horse around.Equestrian; Horse Racing

sportssports-themed

You know what they say about girls who are flexible

yogasports-themed

Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?General

water-sportsports-themed

Usually I lead, but I would follow you anywhere.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).

baseballsports-themed

What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?

soccer-footballsports-themed

I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.

baseballsports-themed

People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.

olympicssports-themed

If I was the ref, I'd call you for held.Mixed Netball

sportssports-themed

Hey baby, I'm Dwayne. And I will never leave.

wrestlingsports-themed

Hey baby! I'm a percussionist. I bang hard.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Are my running shoes untied? Because when you ran by, I started trippin'Running

sportssports-themed

We can go back to my place this night and just have fun reenacting the play you just had.

volleyballsports-themed

If my heart was a netball court, you'd be centre.Mixed Netball

sportssports-themed

Despite the fact that I am the better skater, I would still recruit you for my tonsil hockey team.

hockeysports-themed

You must be a boxer. One look, and are thrown.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

No, I don't play volleyball for the American team, but I'm flattered you thought so.Volleyball

sportssports-themed

I See You Heart Is Going Back to Pass...Interception!

american-footballsports-themed

You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now

baseballsports-themed

I've never won gold in the breast stroke, but that could all change tonight.Swimming

water-sportsports-themed

I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.

hockeysports-themed

I specialize in scoring screamers.

american-footballsports-themed

Tonight, you will never rest in peace. (Undertaker)

wrestlingsports-themed

If you are ready for more than the usual 8 second ride and a buck off, let me know.

horse-racingsports-themed

Girl... tonight you can be like Canada's medal count... On the top

olympicssports-themed

How 'bout you and I get together and see if we can discover a new secret thrust?

fencingsports-themed

Nice wood, can i ride it?Skateboarding

sportssports-themed

I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.

hockeysports-themed

I'd run miles just to be with you.

runner-joggersports-themed

That's a nice pair of yoga pants... can I talk you out of them?Yoga

sportssports-themed

Damn girl I must be Kobe cause I can't pass you up.

basketballsports-themed

Oh, I just beat you by (insert number of minutes) and (insert number of seconds). If you'd like, we can train together and see if we can't improve our running times.Running

sportssports-themed

Baby, you make me wanna go from part-time to full-time. (The Rock)

wrestlingsports-themed

Babe, I am a one man five-one team. I got five fingers and one serious dick.

volleyballsports-themed

You run track? 'Cause I heard you relay want this dick.Cross-country; Track and Field

sportssports-themed

I wield a big stick.

baseballsports-themed

Your father must've been a thief. Because my painkillers are missing and you look like Natty Neidhart.

wrestlingsports-themed

I am the service winner, ready to see how I score?

volleyballsports-themed

Can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?Cycling

sportssports-themed

My shaft is too long.

golfsports-themed

Let's couch, bind and engage.Rugby

sportssports-themed

Hey baby, you bring out the Beast in me.

huntingsports-themed

What’s your PR (Personal Record)? If you go out with me, I will break your record tonight.

runner-joggersports-themed

Girl are you a 9c? Because I can't hold on to your curves.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Wanna come back to my place and yell "NO!" while I yell "YES!"?

wrestlingsports-themed

Let's watch the Tour de France together. We can live stream it in bed tomorrow morning.Cycling

sportssports-themed

Babe, you got the license to hunt me down any time.

huntingsports-themed

Didn't I see you earlier at the archery range? At first, I thought you were Katniss Everdeen but then I was like, "No, that girl is way hotter". *Can be adapted with Peeta Malark though not as strongCamping

sportssports-themed

Don't worry about a thing, I brought a protective rubber tip.

fencingsports-themed

Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.

baseballsports-themed

You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night. It's like I'm watching Emmitt Smith all over again!

american-footballsports-themed

Your Smile Shines Brighter Than a Gold MedalGeneral

sportssports-themed

I'm like the Kentucky Derby, the most exciting 2 minutes of your year.Equestrian; Horse Racing; Kenturcky Derby

sportssports-themed

Want to come over and check out my fantasy potential in my bedroom?

fantasy-footballsports-themed

You're cute, want to corps à corps?

fencingsports-themed

You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.

runner-joggersports-themed

I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.

soccer-footballsports-themed

I’ll let you mount me for 15 minutes anytime.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

You may have heard that I'm a great ballhandler. Want to sample my skills?

basketballsports-themed

Did I just go over my handlebars? Cause I’m head over heels for you!

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Hey baby, do you want to join my racing club? It is exclusively me.

horse-racingsports-themed

I'm all about justice, but tonight, I wanna make it about just us

wrestlingsports-themed

I'm looking to get bobsleigh'd tonight.Bobsleigh

sportssports-themed

But tonight i just want to stand beside you.0

sportssports-themed

I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.

golfsports-themed

Trombones can do it in 7 positions

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Are you a hooker?Rugby

sportssports-themed

Are you a fermata? because I'd like to hold you.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Let me see your fly box.Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

Rebreather divers go down deeper and stay longerScuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

I'm the best at sex with girls in the whole NFL.

american-footballsports-themed

Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?

basketballsports-themed

The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.

runner-joggersports-themed

Girl you can call me D. Rose cause you got me weak in the knees.

basketballsports-themed

Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?

rock-climbingsports-themed

Would you be mad if I wanted a photo finish?Equestrian; Horse Racing

sportssports-themed

Wanna go cycling together? Just swear you won’t go braking my heart?

bike-cyclistsports-themed

It's always too hot when I run with you.Running

sportssports-themed

If fantasy football was full house, then consider me John Stamos.

fantasy-footballsports-themed

Baby I noticed you have a new drive train… wanna test it out tonight?

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Look girl, normally when you have sex with someone you have a 50/50 chance of being satisfied, but I'm a genetic FREAK and I'm not normal, so with me you have a 141 and 2/3s chance of being satisfied.

wrestlingsports-themed

Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.

yogasports-themed

Considering how many people's bare feet are constantly walking through that sand, you probably shouldn't be rolling around in it. Would you like to get some dinner? After you've cleaned yourself thoroughly, of course.Volleyball

sportssports-themed

Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night longEquestrian

sportssports-themed

You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.Cycling

sportssports-themed

Hey Girl I can be your bike, you can ride me whenever you want.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

I won’t shoot you when you’re old.

horse-racingsports-themed

I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.

baseballsports-themed

You be the Bulls and I'll bring the Heat!

basketballsports-themed

The only thing tender today is my heart for you

baseballsports-themed

I'd Love to See Your Backfield in Motion

american-footballsports-themed

Do you know if someone hits a deer we can take it home? However we skip the part where I hit you with my car?

huntingsports-themed

I wrote your name in the middle of a heart on the bottom of my shoe, so when my toes are up, everyone's knows about us.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Do you like odd shaped balls?Rugby

sportssports-themed

Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

runner-joggersports-themed

Muay Thai between your thighs.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

You sweep me off my feet!

hockeysports-themed

Every guy has his own favorite pair of boxers. If your lucky enough maybe I'll show you mine.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you

basketballsports-themed

You've got a great end zone.

american-footballsports-themed

I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

I can go 90 minutes without stopping.

soccer-footballsports-themed

Is that a giant triton shell in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

Can I slip one past your tendy?

hockeysports-themed

I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.

rock-climbingsports-themed

You want to test the durability of the net, we can do so tonight and see what happens next.

volleyballsports-themed

At Wide Receiver… is his name Google, cause he’s got everything I’m searching for…from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Antonio Brown!

fantasy-footballsports-themed

Girl, I have checked all my gears. Are you ready to have a good time?

huntingsports-themed

You must be The Golden Akhal Teke, because your beautiful hair is shiny and golden.

horse-racingsports-themed

I do yoga so I look better naked. Care to see my progress?

yogasports-themed

It doesn't matter how you do in your competition, you'll finish first after a night with me.General

sportssports-themed

When I saw you walk on the court tonight wearing WD, my heart said 'Wife Dat'.Mixed Netball

sportssports-themed

The thing I like about cracks: The deeper you get, the better it feels.Rock Climbing

sportssports-themed

You're cuter than a French composition.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

My dugout, or yours?

baseballsports-themed

You wanna be my equipment manager?

hockeysports-themed

Let’s go into the practice room and work on our tonguing.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Hey Chocolate Silver Dapple Pinto, did it hurt when you fell from the sky?

horse-racingsports-themed

Do you have a map to this dive site? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

It was direct elimination when I saw you.

fencingsports-themed

Hey babe, lets go back to my place and practice point in line.

fencingsports-themed

I WHEELIE like you.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!

soccer-footballsports-themed

You interested in trying some new balls?

golfsports-themed

Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?

baseballsports-themed

What do you say we get out of here and do some rhythmic gymnastics?

olympicssports-themed

I got the dyno move babe.

rock-climbingsports-themed

I'm good with my hands.Rugby

sportssports-themed

So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

rock-climbingsports-themed

I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!

basketballsports-themed

You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.

golfsports-themed

Neigh!

horse-racingsports-themed

Your pace or mine?Cycling

sportssports-themed

Do you believe in love at first sight of someone's butt?Cheerleader

sportssports-themed

I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!

olympicssports-themed

Why play tennis when we can use the table for other things?

olympicssports-themed

Are you looking for someone who's a cut above the rest?

fencingsports-themed

I have a saddle, but no horse. I guess you'll have to ride me instead.

horse-racingsports-themed

We could practice our fingering technique together.

fencingsports-themed

Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.

soccer-footballsports-themed

Your rubbers are looking a little used, I have some new ones, wanna try?

rock-climbingsports-themed

I barely noticed you in the winter months.Beach

water-sportsports-themed

Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long

horse-racingsports-themed

When I said let's, "Go for Gin" and "Foolish Pleasure" and never "Behave Yourself," or have "Regret," I was clearly listing past Kentucky Derby winners.

horse-racingsports-themed

Babe, I am looking for a running buddy, for the rest of my life.

runner-joggersports-themed

We’re a perfect match.

rock-climbingsports-themed

I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?General

water-sportsports-themed

My league will always have a spot for you.

fantasy-footballsports-themed

I'd get on my kneepads for you any day.Volleyball

sportssports-themed

You'll be the quickest hat-trick I've scored. 

american-footballsports-themed

Babe, do you want me to go short or go deep?

volleyballsports-themed

Babe, my starting gun is going to make your heart beat fast tonight.

runner-joggersports-themed

You know what they say about women with large Derby hats…

horse-racingsports-themed

Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.

hockeysports-themed

You're rooting for Team USA too? We have enough in common for a one-night stand

olympicssports-themed

You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!Beach

water-sportsports-themed

Why don't we head back to your place and I will pretend you are a racing horse.

horse-racingsports-themed

You can do anything you want as long as you will give me a kiss after your game, okay?

volleyballsports-themed

I know how to get a leg up on the competitionGeneral

sportssports-themed

Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.

olympicssports-themed

Every muscle in your body is beautiful.

yogasports-themed

Sorry I'm pretty new to the game. But I'm just wondering what the W on your bib stands for.Mixed Netball

sportssports-themed

Don't make me go in circles for you.Equestrian; Horse Racing

sportssports-themed

Guess who is my top draft choice?

fantasy-footballsports-themed

Keep calm and touch your toes for me.

yogasports-themed

I'll win if you show at my place.Equestrian; Horse Racing

sportssports-themed

One day, you and I will be as close as Tom Wallace and marching band music.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

I am in the rut and you are my doe in heat. 

huntingsports-themed

Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?

yogasports-themed

Darling I love seeing your boobs while playing volleyball, because I would totally hit that.

volleyballsports-themed

That cammo really brings out the color in your eyes.

huntingsports-themed

My instructor says I have a great blow technique.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Hey girl, I bet you would look fabulous on my bike.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

If you were a deer, you'd be a once in a lifetime trophy.

huntingsports-themed

You know... Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...

soccer-footballsports-themed

Near, far, wherever you are – as long as it's in the same zip code.Titanic

water-sportsports-themed

Girl, you should not wear your designer fascinator/ hat, because it covers your beautiful face.

horse-racingsports-themed

You're likely to go to prison for being such a good thief, because you stole my heart from across the room! You're just like Richard Sherman and his ability to steal footballs in the air and run them back for touchdowns.

american-footballsports-themed

Hey girl, I'll let you top rope off of my lead.

rock-climbingsports-themed

So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I… Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?

hockeysports-themed

Usually I try and avoid penalties.Mixed Netball

sportssports-themed

You make my heart slip 'n slide.General

water-sportsports-themed

You know, I don’t need energy bars to keep me going.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

The theme of this movement is love. Let’s develop it.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

I drive race carsNASCAR

sportssports-themed

Girl, save that grunting for the bedroom.Tennis

sportssports-themed

You really flipturn me on.Swimming

water-sportsports-themed

I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.

hockeysports-themed

I hear you're a great dribbler. Me too. There's a whole puddle over there where I was dribbling over you, hon'.

basketballsports-themed

You are so deer to me.

huntingsports-themed

Why don't we get naked and really get in touch with ourselves?

yogasports-themed

What I lack in looks and personality, I more than make up for with fantasy football skills.Cheerleader

sportssports-themed

Good thing I have a GPS watch because I'm lost without youRunning

sportssports-themed

When are we going to Amsterdam together?

bike-cyclistsports-themed

I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!Curling

sportssports-themed

Hey baby, are you a boxer. Because I want you to stick your hand in me like a glove.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

I will meet you at the finish line.

horse-racingsports-themed

You had me at On Belay.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Permission to board?Boating/Sailing

water-sportsports-themed

My bike isn’t the only thing that has a shaft

bike-cyclistsports-themed

My pull buoy's not the only thing that goes between these thighs. Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

I would love to snuggle with you on the bleachers.

horse-racingsports-themed

I would love to true your wheels.Cycling

sportssports-themed

Instead of zone defense, can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight?

american-footballsports-themed

I like the benchwarmers, sure they could keep me warm at night tooGeneral

sportssports-themed

You’ve got bike courier eyes.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Wanna get Kentucky Dirty?Equestrian; Horse Racing; Kenturcky Derby

sportssports-themed

Nice life preservers.Boating/Sailing

water-sportsports-themed

The way your mask leaves those lines on your face is soooo sexy! Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...

yogasports-themed

I wanna be your yoga pants.

yogasports-themed

There's nothing humble about my warrior.

yogasports-themed

Is it just my shoes or am I getting lucky tonight?

horse-racingsports-themed

This is just my commuter bike. How about I make you dinner and show you my other ones?

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer

hockeysports-themed

Hello. I am a professional baseball player.

baseballsports-themed

If my love was like blows to the head, the ref would have to call the match.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

Nice tackle!Rugby

sportssports-themed

Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you cant score.

soccer-footballsports-themed

You make my rain pants sweaty.Cycling

sportssports-themed

You've obviously mastered the swing block, dare to try swing-dancing with me?

volleyballsports-themed

Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless. Just like every single time the Cincinnati Bengals are in the NFL Playoffs with Andy Dalton under center.

american-footballsports-themed

Hey girl, you make my heart drop spin.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Falling out of love with you is as hard as backwards marching in circles.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have nothing but five whole cents. Don't you think Adrian Peterson is the best running back playing today?

american-footballsports-themed

What is your name? Because I want to pick you.

horse-racingsports-themed

You want to try I campfire? Well, you are indeed hot and I do want some more of you, honey.

volleyballsports-themed

Could you prompt me? I'd like to know the directions to your heart.

rock-climbingsports-themed

You must do hurdles, because it only took you seconds to jump into my heartHurdles

sportssports-themed

You run faster than my nose in allergy season!Running

sportssports-themed

I am a hunter, but I'd rather tame you more than kill you.

huntingsports-themed

I like hookers.Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

Hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.Beach

water-sportsports-themed

Damn girl, you've got an ass like Abdullah, mind if if fork it?

wrestlingsports-themed

How long is your baton?

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

NICE SKISSkiing

sportssports-themed

What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your lifeRunning

sportssports-themed

Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?

soccer-footballsports-themed

Does a bear crap in the woods? No, but I'm willing to screw in them.

golfsports-themed

Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?

hockeysports-themed

Hey girl are you a skiing event, cause I would travel cross-country for you!

olympicssports-themed

You should be wearing a jersey so i dont have to ask for your name or numberGeneral

sportssports-themed

Forget third base—let's just head home.Softball

sportssports-themed

You must be a setter because you're good with your hands.

volleyballsports-themed

You look like a perfect 10 to me.Rugby

sportssports-themed

I'd like to get inside your penalty box.

american-footballsports-themed

Let’s do some interval training in my bed.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Girl, you served an ace through my heart.

volleyballsports-themed

My parts are all always cleaned and lubedSkateboarding

sportssports-themed

If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?

hockeysports-themed

Want to find out what the real lefty advantage is?

fencingsports-themed

Are you a volleyball? Because I will always dive for you.

volleyballsports-themed

Here’s my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt… or pants.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

Us baseball players know our way around the bases.

baseballsports-themed

What say you give me a "by" past the elimination rounds and we get right to the finale?

fencingsports-themed

I know how to work the bar, I think I can take you.

olympicssports-themed

I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's my number... Belay me maybe?

rock-climbingsports-themed

Can I nose press your box?Skiing

sportssports-themed

Your stride is enviable. Are you a runner?

runner-joggersports-themed

You could bounce a quarter off that asana!Yoga

sportssports-themed

Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?

golfsports-themed

Okay, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it. Kind of like the reaction to a Tony Romo interception to end any and all playoff hopes for the Cowboys.

american-footballsports-themed

Girl even if I am a volleyball player, I won't avoid faults and pass the blame to you.

volleyballsports-themed

Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?

rock-climbingsports-themed

You could bounce a quarter off that asana!

yogasports-themed

Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

golfsports-themed

Hey Girl! Can I touch you more than 3 times?

volleyballsports-themed

Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.

soccer-footballsports-themed

Wow, you're rocking pretty tall skis for such a little lady.Skiing

sportssports-themed

Babe I climb a lot, because I know how to handle them jugs.

rock-climbingsports-themed

It's a shame that netball bibs only have a position and not a number, cos I'd sure like to know yoursMixed Netball

sportssports-themed

Are you a boxer? How about getting on your knees and giving me two blows to the head?

boxing-fightingsports-themed

Babe, I scoped you as soon as I stepped in.

huntingsports-themed

Hey baby, when I call "love," I really mean it!Tennis

sportssports-themed

No no no... I did not attend the Del Mar Races Opening Day just to check out girls in short dresses and high heels.

horse-racingsports-themed

Are you a receiver? Because I got some fast balls for you.

volleyballsports-themed

Do you wanna go over me tonight?

wrestlingsports-themed

Are you as good as serving your numbers like you do with volleyball?

volleyballsports-themed

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Wanna get a drink later with their money?Boating/Sailing

water-sportsports-themed

Stand back! There's a Hurricane coming through!

wrestlingsports-themed

I'm in the mood for a stamina crushing jughaul…my place or yours?Rock Climbing

sportssports-themed

This is just my commuter bike. How about I make you dinner and show you my other ones?Cycling

sportssports-themed

You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove

baseballsports-themed

Climb OnRock Climbing

sportssports-themed

How'd you make out at the races? No seriously, show me.

horse-racingsports-themed

Let me heel hook your shoulder.

rock-climbingsports-themed

The thing I like about cracks: The deeper you get, the better it feels.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Your glow looks great, I'm struggling to stay hydrated in this heat.Running

sportssports-themed

Is your father a boxer? Because you're a knockout.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

I hope you're not HBK, because I want you to lay down for me. (Bret Hart)

wrestlingsports-themed

Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your good looks!

olympicssports-themed

Hey baby, wanna see my bayonet?

fencingsports-themed

Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.

runner-joggersports-themed

You're so cute, you could be a feature on a Cycle Chic blog.Cycling

sportssports-themed

I will be the fireman for you tonight, cause you’re smokin’ fast!

runner-joggersports-themed

Your calves must ache, because you've been back-marching through my mind all day.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

When I'm done with you, you'll finish like the fireworks at the opening ceremony!

olympicssports-themed

I'd lay down a sacrifice for you.

baseballsports-themed

Wow seeing you dive really turns me on.

volleyballsports-themed

Is that the flicker of firelight in your eyes or are you just naturally radiant?Camping

sportssports-themed

Pancakes for breakfast?

volleyballsports-themed

You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.

runner-joggersports-themed

(At the end of a race) I am like chocolate pudding. I look like crap but I am sweet as can be!Running

sportssports-themed

Do you know karate? Because your body is kicking.Karate

sportssports-themed

You fleched right into my heart the moment I laid eyes on you!

fencingsports-themed

Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.

baseballsports-themed

Hey baby I'd like to bomb your hill.Skateboarding

sportssports-themed

Want some of this Derby pie?Equestrian; Horse Racing; Kenturcky Derby

sportssports-themed

Forget this mob scene. Let's go hit the hay together.Equestrian; Horse Racing

sportssports-themed

Babe, you played a good match, but you and me are a PERFECT match.Tennis

sportssports-themed

Do you want to go retreat into the sunset with me?

fencingsports-themed

I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?Beach

water-sportsports-themed

Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?

american-footballsports-themed

Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!General

sportssports-themed

Baby, I always go to extra time. 

american-footballsports-themed

I'd bet my last two dollars on you.Equestrian; Horse Racing

sportssports-themed

Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.

soccer-footballsports-themed

Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day?Swimming

water-sportsports-themed

If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?

soccer-footballsports-themed

When you speak, its like 1000 horns all in tune.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Yell, 'We've got spirit, yes we do! We've got spirit, how 'bout you . . . give me your number?Cheerleader

sportssports-themed

How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!"Equestrian

sportssports-themed

I'd like to put my hand over your chest and in a loud clear voice moan

wrestlingsports-themed

It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me

soccer-footballsports-themed

You've intercepted my heart.

american-footballsports-themed

Excuse me, can you hold my rod?Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.

golfsports-themed

Can I pinch hit on you?

baseballsports-themed

You must be the perfect set because I hate seeing that so I’d have to smash you real hard.

volleyballsports-themed

I'm too sexy for my sabre

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Those eyes. That smile. That body. You're a Triple Crown winner.Equestrian; Horse Racing; Kenturcky Derby

sportssports-themed

Your surfboard is so big!Surfing

water-sportsports-themed

Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?

hockeysports-themed

Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.

baseballsports-themed

Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.General

water-sportsports-themed

So, what is your game plan?

fantasy-footballsports-themed

You know, less teeth means more tongue.

hockeysports-themed

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you.Running

sportssports-themed

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?Boating/Sailing

water-sportsports-themed

Let's have a drink for America and see what happens next

olympicssports-themed

You could spinaroonie on my Rock any day!

wrestlingsports-themed

Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.

baseballsports-themed

I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!Yoga

sportssports-themed

If you got out with me, I can get you Michael Phelps' phone number.

olympicssports-themed

Babe you are the one I want. I could smell your scent a mile away.

huntingsports-themed

Need a commuting partner? Because I am amazing in the bike lane.Cycling

sportssports-themed

I'd got to bat for you, babe.

baseballsports-themed

Wanna get tied up and high?

rock-climbingsports-themed

These daily racing forms are stupid. Let's just have sex.

horse-racingsports-themed

I bet we could do some good interval training together.Cycling

sportssports-themed

Baby, with or without that fascinator I still find you fascinating.

horse-racingsports-themed

What’s the difference between the wheels on my bike and you? I could never get tired of you.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.

golfsports-themed

If you play hard to get, I’ll have to make you my project.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Are you the Undertaker's undefeated streak at WrestleMania? Because I'm about to conquer you.

wrestlingsports-themed

Do you like classic root? Because I got mine long and hard.

rock-climbingsports-themed

You know what they say about long boards...Skateboarding

sportssports-themed

Nice tanksScuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

I Wouldn't Pay $2 Billion for the Clippers, but I Would for Dinner with You

basketballsports-themed

I'd buy a tandem just to ride with you.Cycling

sportssports-themed

Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?Yoga

sportssports-themed

I’m hanging onto you.

rock-climbingsports-themed

You can shiver my timbers anytime.Boating/Sailing

water-sportsports-themed

My name is Garmin. Will you take me running every day?Running

sportssports-themed

Where are you sitting? Because I want to put my lawn chair next to yours.

horse-racingsports-themed

I like a man in uniform... a band uniform.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

You rock my boat like captain crunch.Boating/Sailing

water-sportsports-themed

There's nothing humble about my warrior.Yoga

sportssports-themed

Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.Swimming

water-sportsports-themed

Girl, I am hung like... Well, you know...

horse-racingsports-themed

Hey, a one horse open sleigh isn't the only fun thing to ride.Equestrian

sportssports-themed

Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.

olympicssports-themed

Here's a fun game, you be the Titanic and I'll be the iceberg hitting on you.Titanic

water-sportsports-themed

Was your dad Neptune? 'Cause I think you are a mermaid.Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

Let's huck.Skiing

sportssports-themed

Cos that's where I keep finding you.0

sportssports-themed

Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?

golfsports-themed

I do not believe in love at first sight, so babe I am going to run by you once again.

runner-joggersports-themed

Girl you got the perfect running form, want to check out my perfect form in bed?

runner-joggersports-themed

Look how big his putter is...

golfsports-themed

You've got more curves than a race track.Cross-country; Track and Field

sportssports-themed

At Wide Receiver: Is his name Google, cause he's got everything I'm searching for.

american-footballsports-themed

How many strokes do you want?

golfsports-themed

They Call Michael Jordan the GOAT, but I Think You Really Are

basketballsports-themed

Can I go down with you?Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

Never tell me the odds, I know a winner when I see one.

horse-racingsports-themed

Your pitch must have hit me because I'm feeling a little faint.

baseballsports-themed

If I scrub that crack, will you wash my rope?Rock Climbing

sportssports-themed

Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.

runner-joggersports-themed

How do I find the trail that leads to your heart?Hiking

sportssports-themed

Wanna come over and borrow my chain whip?

bike-cyclistsports-themed

It doesn't matter how you do in your competition, you'll finish first after a night with me.

olympicssports-themed

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you. (For the nerdy runner.)Running

sportssports-themed

Is your favorite wrestler Triple H? Because I can't wait to bury you, tonight.

wrestlingsports-themed

If you thought this wasn't going to be the best night of your life, then… I'm afraid I have got some bad news. (Wade Barrett)

wrestlingsports-themed

Is that a drumstick or are you just happy to see me?

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Are you French-horny for my trom-boner?

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?Running

sportssports-themed

May I put my balls in your basket?

basketballsports-themed

I'm no hipster, but I'd ride a fixie for you.Cycling

sportssports-themed

If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?

rock-climbingsports-themed

By the time I am done, you won't have the power to attack block this cock.

volleyballsports-themed

So … do you run here often?

runner-joggersports-themed

I can show you how to row the boat

olympicssports-themed

Can I put my nuts on your rack?Rock Climbing

sportssports-themed

Can I take your photo angelfish?Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

You look like a tight set to me, I might want to loosen you up a bit, want to see me do that?

volleyballsports-themed

I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.

runner-joggersports-themed

Can you believe they still kill dolphins in some countries? Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

I've never seen a sleeker frame.Cycling

sportssports-themed

You've got the superfecta key to my heart.

horse-racingsports-themed

Does this lift go to heaven? Because you're an angel.Hiking; Lift

sportssports-themed

Wanna see my world cup in action?

soccer-footballsports-themed

Want some of this Derby pie?

horse-racingsports-themed

Welcome to my hunting ground, want me to show you around?

huntingsports-themed

You will be screaming YES, more than Daniel Bryan, before I'm done with you.

wrestlingsports-themed

Hey, I was wondering if you could show me your favorite crag?

rock-climbingsports-themed

Are you Sonny Gray cos I just wanna stare at your curves all day

baseballsports-themed

Baby I noticed you have a new drive train… wanna test it out tonight?Cycling

sportssports-themed

I would love to spend Sunday nights for the next nine weeks on your couch.

fantasy-footballsports-themed

Girl you can call me Paul George cause you got me showing my bone.

basketballsports-themed

Can you hold these nuts for a sec?

rock-climbingsports-themed

Call me Mick Foley because tonight we're going hardcore!

wrestlingsports-themed

I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.

golfsports-themed

How about we drop the gloves and go at it?

hockeysports-themed

Of course it's for science! We're all gonna be living down here one day!! Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

I know you're playing GD, but I can tell - you're a keeper.Mixed Netball

sportssports-themed

Hi, I'm Chris Sharma. Rock Climbing

sportssports-themed

Your beauty makes me giddy up!

horse-racingsports-themed

What do you and the mountain have in common? Tonight, you're both getting 8 inches.Skiing

sportssports-themed

People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.Swimming

water-sportsports-themed

Nice Skates... wanna puck?

hockeysports-themed

Would you like to get together sometime and discuss the lack of quality fantasy options on the Jacksonville Jaguars?Cheerleader

sportssports-themed

At Running Back… Call me an archaeologist…Because he’s got a large bone I want to examine …from the Baltimore Ravens…Ray Rice!

fantasy-footballsports-themed

Would you be my Katie Vick?

wrestlingsports-themed

If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

basketballsports-themed

I know this zoning doesn't allow us to be in the same third,Mixed Netball

sportssports-themed

I may be a long shot, but with the right trainer I could come from behind.Equestrian; Horse Racing

sportssports-themed

Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?Yoga

sportssports-themed

You look like someone who likes to swing.

golfsports-themed

Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.

baseballsports-themed

I can't help myself, when you're near I succumb to the temptations of the flèche so easily.

fencingsports-themed

Not a soccer fan, but I'd like to kick it with you

olympicssports-themed

Wanna measure my travel?

fencingsports-themed

My nuts would fit perfectly in your crack.

rock-climbingsports-themed

I wanna tap that snare drum.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Can I take a few shots at your goal?

soccer-footballsports-themed

You shouldn't care that I'm broke. Didn't you see Titanic, the poor people had way more fun, up until they all drowned.Titanic

water-sportsports-themed

Spread your legs, and trust the rubber.

rock-climbingsports-themed

I would love to wrestle you.

wrestlingsports-themed

I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

Wanna get Kentucky Dirty?

horse-racingsports-themed

I like long runs on the beach.

runner-joggersports-themed

Hey big guy, you've really got an exceptionally pure shot. We'd make a cute couple, cuz I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman.

basketballsports-themed

When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife/husband today.

runner-joggersports-themed

We're commiserating tonight's terrible loss at the bar across the street. you should join us.General

sportssports-themed

Wanna see my Jockeys?

horse-racingsports-themed

I'll let you Unleash the Animal...

wrestlingsports-themed

No baby, this ain't my flashlight...Camping

sportssports-themed

I keep falling off my mountain bike while waiting for you to call. I can’t handle the suspension.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.

golfsports-themed

Care to accompany me to the camp dance? Last year, I won the "Camp Grounded best-of-all-time, hands-down dancer extraordinaire award" so it's pretty worth your while. *Only use on first time campers.Camping

sportssports-themed

I’d put you in my guard any day.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

What's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist? A bad oboist can kill you.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

I will be your fantasy player.

fantasy-footballsports-themed

I hope your into yoga, because your going to get a good stretch tonight.

yogasports-themed

At Kicker…Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth hasn’t been in his pants…from the Indianapolis Colts… Adam Vinatieri!

fantasy-footballsports-themed

I'm at my best during overtime.

soccer-footballsports-themed

Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

Just throwing this out there, it may be a shot in the dark, but I just discuss my feelings for you...Cross-country; Track and Field

sportssports-themed

You've got the fanciest fantail I've ebber seen.General

water-sportsports-themed

Hey babe, give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack!

rock-climbingsports-themed

I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.Beach

water-sportsports-themed

If I was taller, I'd pull that ring right down and put it on your finger.Mixed Netball

sportssports-themed

We totally reek of awesomeness (Edge and Christian)

wrestlingsports-themed

If you got out with me, I can get you Michael Phelps' phone number.Swimming

water-sportsports-themed

Wanna get a few turns in on my corduroy?Skiing

sportssports-themed

You must be a volleyball because baby I just want to dig you right out on this court now.

volleyballsports-themed

Can I see your tan lines?General

water-sportsports-themed

The flower on your hat is gorgeous.

horse-racingsports-themed

Can I get a belay? Cuz I'm fallin' for you....Rock Climbing

sportssports-themed

Your Smile Shines Brighter Than a Gold Medal

olympicssports-themed

Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I'm a long reliever

baseballsports-themed

Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget your

baseballsports-themed

I have planned a long time to hunt for your heart.

huntingsports-themed

I like your frame.Cycling

sportssports-themed

If I were a skateboard, I'd grind on you all night.Skateboarding

sportssports-themed

The back of your jacket says "CAN", now my question is "Would you please?" (Work on Canadian fencers)

fencingsports-themed

Do you have any raisins? If not, how about a date? We could enjoy a great Monday Night Football game together if you'd like.

american-footballsports-themed

Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!

bike-cyclistsports-themed

The soprano, not being smart enough to use birth control, says to her saxophophonist lover, "Honey, I think you better pull out now." He replies, "Why? Am I sharp?"

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Are you the drum major stand because I would climb you all day.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

At Running Back… Is his face on the McDonalds menu? Cause I’m lovin it … from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers… Mike James!

fantasy-footballsports-themed

I could rest on those jugs all day.

rock-climbingsports-themed

You must be a tip because you are certainly making me go on my toes, aren’t you, baby girl?

volleyballsports-themed

Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.Boating/Sailing

water-sportsports-themed

My other stick curves to the right

hockeysports-themed

Girl, you inspired me to run faster when you passed me, following you from behind was all I needed today.

runner-joggersports-themed

Fifty shades of fantasy... FOOTBALL! Are you ready to get SPANKED?

fantasy-footballsports-themed

If I follow you, will you keep me?Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?

yogasports-themed

The grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.

hockeysports-themed

Let's hunt together.

huntingsports-themed

Hey girl, I'd swim up to 800 meters for your love.

olympicssports-themed

If you were a baseball could I hit a homerun

baseballsports-themed

Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!

runner-joggersports-themed

Can you dig it, sucka? (Booker T)

wrestlingsports-themed

Let me reel you in.

fencingsports-themed

Call me Jake The Snake cause I'm gonna put Damian on your face.

wrestlingsports-themed

Your love is like a cage. I can’t escape.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long

baseballsports-themed

Are you here for the fencing lesson, because I'm about to shove it in

fencingsports-themed

Me take you eat

hockeysports-themed

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.

baseballsports-themed

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I speak football fluently. Stop drooling, you are creeping me out...

fantasy-footballsports-themed

I play dangerously, I can do edging without protection all night long.

rock-climbingsports-themed

The best stretches are partner stretches.

runner-joggersports-themed

You would have survived the Titanic sinking, you're my better half.Titanic

water-sportsports-themed

Gretzky isn't the only great one.

hockeysports-themed

You will go one on one with the great one (The Rock)

wrestlingsports-themed

I know it's a race, but let's take our time to the finish.

horse-racingsports-themed

Are you Swedish? 'Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt

baseballsports-themed

Babe you ever fell? Well you will soon be a true screamer tonight.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Hey girl, I'd swim up to 800 meters for your love.Swimming

water-sportsports-themed

I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.

yogasports-themed

Want to warm my bench? 

american-footballsports-themed

You had me at rock climbing.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.

soccer-footballsports-themed

Mind taking those goggles off so I can see heaven?Skiing

sportssports-themed

Wow, you're flexible... I'd love to see what you can do outside of class!

yogasports-themed

Here, let me chalk up those jugs for you.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!

baseballsports-themed

At Running Back: Call me an archaeologist. Because he's got a large bone I want to examine.

american-footballsports-themed

I'll be the boss and you can be my Secretariat.

horse-racingsports-themed

Every girl dreams of marrying a wrestler.

wrestlingsports-themed

Lay the SmackDown on your candy ass (The Rock)

wrestlingsports-themed

Some people like to watch the Olympics because they happen once every four years but I'd rather talk to you because talking to someone as special as you only happens once in a lifetime.

olympicssports-themed

Hey gorgeous nice setupSkateboarding

sportssports-themed

Babe, it's time to caving inside you.

rock-climbingsports-themed

You wanna see how far I can fit my mouth piece into my mouth?

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you're warming me up.

baseballsports-themed

Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?

runner-joggersports-themed

Hey girl, wanna belay me?

rock-climbingsports-themed

The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?

baseballsports-themed

I'm tired of the singles action—how about we play some doubles?Tennis

sportssports-themed

Girl I will try not to go for penetration.

volleyballsports-themed

Hey, do you have an iPhone? My friends told me to FaceTime them if I ever saw an angel. Are you sure your aren't a cheerleader either?Cheerleader

sportssports-themed

I've got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

Mike Yankee Papa Lima Alpha Charlie Echo. (The Shield)

wrestlingsports-themed

My tuba? Yeah….it takes a strong tongue and soft lips to make this kind of music.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

I am a distance runner, it's all about the hips and endurance and I can do it longer.

runner-joggersports-themed

You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.

golfsports-themed

That's a nice pair of yoga pants. Can I talk you out of them?

yogasports-themed

Will you parry me?

fencingsports-themed

My headlamp died. Can you light the way to my cabin with your dazzling smile?Camping

sportssports-themed

I'll guard you with all my heart

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

I like the benchwarmers, sure they could keep me warm at night too

olympicssports-themed

Rock under the fingers beats a rock on a finger.

rock-climbingsports-themed

I love your energy.Yoga

sportssports-themed

I know you don't have a big rack. But you're still a trophy to me.

huntingsports-themed

I love the way the ocean pounds the surf.Surfing

water-sportsports-themed

At Running Back: If he was a fart I would hold him in so I wouldn't have to let him go.

american-footballsports-themed

Let me help you straighten your blade.

fencingsports-themed

Time is of essence babe, let's treat this meat before it gets soft.

huntingsports-themed

What's your PR (Personal Record)? If you go out with me, you will be mine!Running

sportssports-themed

I'd love to jam that crack

rock-climbingsports-themed

If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.

baseballsports-themed

Would you be mad if I wanted a photo finish?

horse-racingsports-themed

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.General

water-sportsports-themed

For you, I don't think I'll kick out at two. (Obligatory John Cena)

wrestlingsports-themed

If your hands are cold, it's warm under my thigh vents.Skiing; Hiking

sportssports-themed

Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?Cycling

sportssports-themed

In the "Winner Dates Me" Tournament, I'd say you're the number 1 seed.Tennis

sportssports-themed

I know I'm out of options, but I'll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender

baseballsports-themed

I'm like the Kentucky Derby, the most exciting 2 minutes of your year.

horse-racingsports-themed

What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.

runner-joggersports-themed

What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone? On or off.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

I'm going for the silver, because I'll make sure you come first.

olympicssports-themed

Hey baby, wanna wrestle?

boxing-fightingsports-themed

I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.”

soccer-footballsports-themed

I'm American, think I can win you over

olympicssports-themed

Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?

rock-climbingsports-themed

I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?

soccer-footballsports-themed

You're allowed to use your hands in this game.

soccer-footballsports-themed

Wanna find out what the real fourth event of triathlon is? Join my secret event.

runner-joggersports-themed

Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?

yogasports-themed

You happened to be a libero? I swear I will hit at you really hard all day long, believe me.

volleyballsports-themed

Let us bury ourselves deep into each other's eyes… (Triple H)

wrestlingsports-themed

They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I'm good at stroking balls away

baseballsports-themed

Are you a pranayama teacher? 'Cause you just took my breath away.Yoga

sportssports-themed

I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.

hockeysports-themed

Cos you've been in possession of my heart for way longer than 3 seconds.0

sportssports-themed

If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?

hockeysports-themed

I hope our love is like a boxing fight. It never ends.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

Do your practice and I am coming..

yogasports-themed

They called me the human torpedo even before I took up swimming.

olympicssports-themed

You've got the superfecta key to my heart.Equestrian; Horse Racing

sportssports-themed

Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.

basketballsports-themed

You must be my fantasy football picks, because you never let me down.

fantasy-footballsports-themed

But there's no line I wouldn't cross to be with you, my forbidden love.0

sportssports-themed

Cos my jaw's been on the ground ever since I saw you on the court tonight.0

sportssports-themed

Do you wanna circle my weapon?

fencingsports-themed

Babe, I won't shoot for a clean kill, I am going to shoot all night long.

huntingsports-themed

I think I glove you.

baseballsports-themed

Those eyes. That smile. That body. You're a Triple Crown winner.

horse-racingsports-themed

I love morning rides in the woods.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Let’s kick off these running gears and I’ll show you a great time from my motion control.

runner-joggersports-themed

Babe are you the hitter in volleyball? Tonight let me be the hitter instead.

volleyballsports-themed

Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.

runner-joggersports-themed

Babe, you are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.

runner-joggersports-themed

You aren't making me soft—that's for sure.Softball

sportssports-themed

Would you go down on it?Rugby

sportssports-themed

I know just how to approach you: I will spike you hard and fast.

volleyballsports-themed

Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?

soccer-footballsports-themed

I’m like the Kentucky derby, the most exciting 2 minutes of your year.

horse-racingsports-themed

Can you call a lifeguard? Because I'm drowning in your eyes...General

water-sportsports-themed

Are you a drum major? Cause I've been watching you all day.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Babe, want to check out my spikes in private?

runner-joggersports-themed

You belong at the top of my pyramid.Cheerleader

sportssports-themed

I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?

golfsports-themed

You wanna go Belly-to-Belly or Belly-to-Back? Perhaps something more exotic like Inverted, Wheelbarrow or Electric Chair?

wrestlingsports-themed

Dang it! My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today but then I saw you!Running

sportssports-themed

You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.Beach

water-sportsports-themed

Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?

olympicssports-themed

I'm lucky the dragging rule only applies to the feet.Mixed Netball

sportssports-themed

Hey girl, are you in marching band? Because you just called me to attention.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Babe, let's practice volleyball. You gotta work on your ball handling error.

volleyballsports-themed

I'd love to see you get Loaded and start Bustin out them Nipples.Skateboarding

sportssports-themed

I'm an endurance athlete.Cycling

sportssports-themed

Hey, how about give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack.

rock-climbingsports-themed

If you are a horse, you will always be my first pick.

horse-racingsports-themed

Want to plan a ride up this hill in my pants? It feels great when you’re on top.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?

rock-climbingsports-themed

Should I take it to the hole or take it to the rack?

basketballsports-themed

You should be wearing a jersey so i dont have to ask for your name or number

american-footballsports-themed

Hey girl, how about that fantasy football trade?

fantasy-footballsports-themed

Call me John Cena because I'll only need five moves.

wrestlingsports-themed

I've been carrying this torch for you all night, let's go put it out at my place.

olympicssports-themed

Can you tell me the proper way to present my fly to a lady.Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

Belays before baes.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Suck it (D Generation X)

wrestlingsports-themed

My bike is in for a service and I was wondering if you'd service me while it was gone.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Wanna come over and borrow my chain whip?Cycling

sportssports-themed

You make my rain pants sweaty.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Roses are red, violets are blue, would you mind if I ran with you?Running

sportssports-themed

Do you believe in love at first set or should I march by again?

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

I Tour de Francy you.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

I believe in riding with protection. (looking at a helmet)Cycling

sportssports-themed

Keep me tight, I'm going to layback and work the crackRock Climbing

sportssports-themed

I know a great place to bike ride. Let's hop on my private jet!

bike-cyclistsports-themed

You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!

hockeysports-themed

For you, I'd give unlimited lets.Tennis

sportssports-themed

I know you are not a good hunt, but you sure look like you would be a perfect mount.

huntingsports-themed

I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.

soccer-footballsports-themed

Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.

runner-joggersports-themed

Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?

hockeysports-themed

I love it when you yell at the TV when we watch football.

fantasy-footballsports-themed

I'm going for the silver, because I'll make sure you come first.General

sportssports-themed

Baby, either I just got knocked out or I’m falling for you.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

Excuse me… Do these shorts make me look fast?Running

sportssports-themed

You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Are you a good blocker? Because I sense a big fat tip coming.

volleyballsports-themed

There's a place where I don't get any deductions, come home with me and find out.

olympicssports-themed

Drytooling? Smearing? Mixed? Congaline? I'm up for anything as long as I get to place some gear!Rock Climbing

sportssports-themed

No! You don't understand, that's not what I meant by having krabs on my nuts!Rock Climbing

sportssports-themed

You see my friend over there trying to fly fish? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

Your dojo or mine?

boxing-fightingsports-themed

I can go on forever; that's just how I'm designedCross-country; Track and Field

sportssports-themed

We can continue arguing who has the best mustache in NASCAR … over breakfastNASCAR

sportssports-themed

Could you give me a catch? Because I like to be on top.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.Boating/Sailing

water-sportsports-themed

I have a private luxury box. Wanna come back with me and I will show you some real actions.

horse-racingsports-themed

My bike is in for a service. Can I ride you instead?

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Tonight, we're going to sleep together and we're gonna do it right here… In Bedroom, Penthouse! (Mick Foley)

wrestlingsports-themed

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!General

water-sportsports-themed

Hey girl, lane lines can't keep us apart.

olympicssports-themed

You must be an exotic wager, because you are hard to win.

horse-racingsports-themed

Is your name Joe? Cause you've won my Hart.

soccer-footballsports-themed

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? You know, speaking of smiles, they say Chris Johnson has the best one in the NFL!

american-footballsports-themed

Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

The ref better give me 2 for hooking cuz baby I'm hooked on you.

hockeysports-themed

I never have a false start.

olympicssports-themed

I know they say there's plenty of fish in the sea, but I think you're my nemo.Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

Wanna see my "hat-trick?"

hockeysports-themed

Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.

baseballsports-themed

If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?

baseballsports-themed

Honey, if I was gonna build the perfect girlfriend from the ground up… (JBL)

wrestlingsports-themed

I won’t take your love for granite.

rock-climbingsports-themed

This may be l'ame, but will you go out with me?

fencingsports-themed

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Just like the entire city of Cleveland felt after the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel.

american-footballsports-themed

I heard you like boxing, you good with your footwork?

boxing-fightingsports-themed

Are you a low interval sprint set? ‘Cause you're making my face all red.General

water-sportsports-themed

Pool aren't the only thing Olympic-sized around here.

olympicssports-themed

I’m an endurance athlete. I can ride all night long.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

This tent's not gonna pitch itself baby!Camping

sportssports-themed

You run faster than my nose in allergy season!

runner-joggersports-themed

If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.Boating/Sailing

water-sportsports-themed

Do you know what the 49ers and I have in common? Good D

american-footballsports-themed

I hope there's a fireman around, 'cause you're smokin' fast!Running

sportssports-themed

Hey, a one horse open sleigh isn't the only fun thing to ride.

horse-racingsports-themed

Your eyes are the same colour as my wetsuit.Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.

american-footballsports-themed

You're so hot, the sun is jealous.Beach

water-sportsports-themed

Will you go diving with me in the morning, should I phone you or just nudge you?Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

I'd like to clean your hardwear and fill you with speed cream if u know what I mean.Skateboarding

sportssports-themed

(whisper) If there is a "Richie Incognito" on your cheerleading squad, blink twice. Just kidding. How about a phone number?Cheerleader

sportssports-themed

You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.

baseballsports-themed

Would it be okay to touch you more than 3 times?

volleyballsports-themed

Two more follows and we can start the giveaway! Come on people, I draw pretty okay too

baseballsports-themed

I'm about to dive into the sea...that pu-seaScuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

I've got a 9' rod.Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

Can I make you a recovery drink? You are going to need it.Cycling

sportssports-themed

If I was a wall would you climb me all night?

rock-climbingsports-themed

I must be Owen Hart because I'm falling for you.

wrestlingsports-themed

You can stop running after your dreams. I'm right hereRunning

sportssports-themed

Will you show me your rack? Because I would once you do. 

huntingsports-themed

Are you a hitter? Because I can set you up for the perfect spike.

volleyballsports-themed

To say that I am charitable in the stable, would be ponying around.

horse-racingsports-themed

What is your opinion on my latest pick?

fantasy-footballsports-themed

Do you play the vibraphones? Because I have been getting a good vibe from you.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Babe, set your ass up and I'll spike that.

volleyballsports-themed

Sweetie-pumpkin, you got so much game, you must be a natural. Want to come with me to listen to a speaker on Natural Family Planning? It's Thursday at 6:30 in the parish hall. Again, watch that pun!

basketballsports-themed

While we were doing those oblique pulls, I couldn't help noticing how ABS-olutely gorgeous you are.Cycling

sportssports-themed

Wanna heel hook my shoulders?

rock-climbingsports-themed

I never have a false start.Swimming

water-sportsports-themed

Are you Plavius? Because I wish I can afford you.

horse-racingsports-themed

My hooves are in serious need of knocking!

horse-racingsports-themed

You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here.Camping

sportssports-themed

I may be Russian into things, but would it be sochieesy to ask for your number?

olympicssports-themed

You are my number one draft pick.

fantasy-footballsports-themed

Hi, you may have heard of me. I'm the undie-taker.

wrestlingsports-themed

Girl. We need to get you to the bicycle repair shop because you’re off the chain.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

I hope your into yoga, cause your going to get a good stretch tonight.Yoga

sportssports-themed

I hope you have your chalk bag on, you’re making my palms sweaty.

rock-climbingsports-themed

At Kicker: Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth hasn't been in his pants.

american-footballsports-themed

White girls that wear yoga pants...Goddamn.

yogasports-themed

How about we get together after this trail run and check each other for ticks?

runner-joggersports-themed

Just a climber looking to get belayed.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Oh you only have a threesome, mind if I join?

golfsports-themed

I want you in my mouth.

soccer-footballsports-themed

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u. I just wanted to know if you enjoy playing Madden NFL 25 on PlayStation 4 because if so, we could be teammates.

american-footballsports-themed

Two ways to get to your target heart rate: You can either run really fast, or I can just take off my shirt.

runner-joggersports-themed

Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.

baseballsports-themed

Do you play football? Because you've got a tight end.

american-footballsports-themed

My G-string just broke, can I borrow yours?

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Hey there, do you need to use my pump?Cycling

sportssports-themed

Girl, your shots are pretty flat, but you sure aren't.Tennis

sportssports-themed

We could make BEAUTIFUL fish togetherFishing

water-sportsports-themed

Can I get your jersey? (What?) You know your name and number.

american-footballsports-themed

Nice booty!Rock Climbing

sportssports-themed

You want to see more balls because you love them? You are in for a treat, I got two more!

volleyballsports-themed

Your beacon batteries might be low, because it took me all day to find you.Skiing; Hiking

sportssports-themed

You play volleyball? Let me grab some knee pads, so I can slide into your DMs.

volleyballsports-themed

I love morning rides.Cycling

sportssports-themed

If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

soccer-footballsports-themed

You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.

baseballsports-themed

I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

american-footballsports-themed

I love you as much as I love my fantasy football team.

fantasy-footballsports-themed

Work that pole.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?

baseballsports-themed

Wanna come back to my place and scrub algae?Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

Not a soccer fan, but I'd like to kick it with youSoccer

sportssports-themed

They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me

baseballsports-themed

Babe trust me the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.Tennis

sportssports-themed

Not red, not yellow, you're my wild card.

american-footballsports-themed

Keep me tight, I’m going to layback and work the crack

rock-climbingsports-themed

Can I help hook you up?

fencingsports-themed

I'll belay you all night long.

rock-climbingsports-themed

80 minutes, 15 positions, wanna ruck?Rugby

sportssports-themed

Do you want me to pull it?

golfsports-themed

I have an oversize Friend in my pants!

rock-climbingsports-themed

I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.

baseballsports-themed

Girl you are rocking this run.

runner-joggersports-themed

Climb On.

rock-climbingsports-themed

I’m gonna make you hit a high note.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Hey baby are you a boxer? Well you should be your one hell of a knock out!

boxing-fightingsports-themed

You make my heart as spongey as the A's infield

baseballsports-themed

Hey baby, if its not too much treble, I'd like to 'B' with you…naturally.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Did you have a rough data? Maybe you should opt for a smooth and enjoyable ride in my bed.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?

golfsports-themed

Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it'd look even nicer on my bedroom floor.

basketballsports-themed

Which side do you want?Tennis

sportssports-themed

I really like your suit.General

water-sportsports-themed

Is your favorite technique stemming?

rock-climbingsports-themed

I'm tired of one-dive stands — I'm looking for some meaningful buddy breathing. Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?

basketballsports-themed

You can lunge at me any time.

fencingsports-themed

You look edgy, perhaps you should lower your guard a little.

fencingsports-themed

Ever do it on a portoledge?

rock-climbingsports-themed

You have a beautiful rack, mind if I poke around?

rock-climbingsports-themed

Would you like to wrap around?Rugby

sportssports-themed

I want to touch you all over!

fencingsports-themed

Girl, is your harness double backed? Cuz I had to double back to get a look at you.

rock-climbingsports-themed

I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class

yogasports-themed

Your harness isn’t the only one who can hug you tight.

rock-climbingsports-themed

I'm either bent or in love, sweetheart, because when I see you I get all tingly.Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

Hey girl, you rocked your fantasy football draft!

fantasy-footballsports-themed

“I started cramping at the end, my nutritionist says I need a little more Vitamin U.Running

sportssports-themed

Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.

runner-joggersports-themed

I’d bet my last two dollars on you.

horse-racingsports-themed

Would you like to roll with my maul?Rugby

sportssports-themed

Call me Bray Wyatt because I'm going to kidnap you.

wrestlingsports-themed

"On Belay" "Belay On" "Climbing" "Turned on!"Rock Climbing

sportssports-themed

Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

golfsports-themed

Would you like to spend an afternoon in the racetrack with me?

horse-racingsports-themed

I always knew the best catch of my life would be on this river...Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.

soccer-footballsports-themed

Like a platoon player, I'm dying to get some action

baseballsports-themed

You light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

If you were a basketball, could I drive you, and lay you up?

basketballsports-themed

Girl, your beauty if flooring me tonight.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

I only play in the short grass

golfsports-themed

Too bad you're not wearing your jersey. I'd love to get your name and numberGeneral

sportssports-themed

I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.

basketballsports-themed

You're like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.

baseballsports-themed

Oh Honey, I'd give you priority anytime!

fencingsports-themed

Hey baby, wanna go for a ride on my big dinghyBoating/Sailing

water-sportsports-themed

Hey girl. do you have a club option? Because my interest in you is mutual.

baseballsports-themed

I have a saddle, but no horse. I guess you'll have to ride me instead.Equestrian

sportssports-themed

At Quarterback: Does he have a shovel in his back pocket cause I'm digging that ass.

american-footballsports-themed

I am coming! Time to run for cover.

volleyballsports-themed

Spell your name — like 'Gimme an A, gimme an N, gimme a D, gimme a Y. What's that spell? Your future husband.Cheerleader

sportssports-themed

It takes balls to play golf.

golfsports-themed

Can I slip one past your goalie?

hockeysports-themed

I couldn't help notice your wrist is bare. I just finished making this "serious-dating/long-term-relationship" bracelet. I guess it was meant to be.Camping

sportssports-themed

Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!Boating/Sailing

water-sportsports-themed

Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.Running

sportssports-themed

Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.

basketballsports-themed

Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join since I'm already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!

baseballsports-themed

You are way out of my league!

fantasy-footballsports-themed

Did you know this was a kissing gate?Hiking

sportssports-themed

Babe, you have been running through my mind all day.

runner-joggersports-themed

Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.

olympicssports-themed

If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back

olympicssports-themed

I wanna stick my reed in your mouthpiece.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Do you wear protection?Rugby

sportssports-themed

Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.

soccer-footballsports-themed

I'll be your Andre Agassi if you'll be my Steffi Graf.Tennis

sportssports-themed

You look a little dehydrated. What do you say we make out?Camping

sportssports-themed

(As she is leaving her fishing hole) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

They call me the World Playa' of the Year.

american-footballsports-themed

I’ll show you some takedown my number techniques.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

Wanna ruck?Rugby

sportssports-themed

Starting Defense… Beww BEWWW Beww…That ‘s the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw them my heart stopped…The Indianapolis Colts!

fantasy-footballsports-themed

Want to go for a ride?Cycling

sportssports-themed

Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?Yoga

sportssports-themed

Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?Running

sportssports-themed

Do you have a band-aid? I’ve seemed to have scraped my knee falling for you.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park

baseballsports-themed

Her favorite technique is stemming.

rock-climbingsports-themed

I love your Merrells.General

sportssports-themed

I am not sure if it was this run or you that just took my breath away.Running

sportssports-themed

You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.

hockeysports-themed

Need a commuting partner? Because I am amazing in the bike lane.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

I'm a trier!Rugby

sportssports-themed

I Couldn't Help but Notice You Have the Same Jersey on as MeGeneral

sportssports-themed

Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.

soccer-footballsports-themed

Let's do some cross training tonight, with our bodies crossed.

runner-joggersports-themed

When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran 10 miles with my future wife/husband.Running

sportssports-themed

It's saxy time.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

No, I don't play volleyball for the American team, but I'm flattered you thought so.

olympicssports-themed

Let's make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.

olympicssports-themed

You're really sweating, do you want an S-Cap?Running

sportssports-themed

I’ll be your mechanic if you’ll be my ride.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

I understand you like to play with bigger balls…Softball

sportssports-themed

That's the problem with climbing safe! You try to use protection, but you just end up with krabs.Rock Climbing

sportssports-themed

I WHEELIE like you.Cycling

sportssports-themed

I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...Yoga

sportssports-themed

You must do hurdles, because it only took you seconds to jump into my heart

olympicssports-themed

You look like you’d be good off your back.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.

runner-joggersports-themed

Let me tie your running shoes, because I don't want you falling for anyone else.

runner-joggersports-themed

If you're scared of the bears you can always come sleep in my tent.Camping

sportssports-themed

If I do a crucifix armbar on you, will you get on your knees for me?

wrestlingsports-themed

Need a belay?

rock-climbingsports-themed

How aboat you come back to my place and check out my huge tankFishing

water-sportsports-themed

Damn you're like an award winning bass. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you.Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

I've got you in my cross hairs.

huntingsports-themed

Hi, my name's Stanley... wanna see my cup?

hockeysports-themed

Wanna stroke my Stoke stiffy?Skateboarding

sportssports-themed

I give roughing a whole new definition.

hockeysports-themed

Do you know what the Chicago Bulls and I have in common? Solid D.

basketballsports-themed

We’re not allowed to touch the volleyball more than three times but I’d love to do that to you.

volleyballsports-themed

May I check you for ticks?Camping

sportssports-themed

Tonight is all about those three words... Yes!Yes!Yes! (Daniel Bryan)

wrestlingsports-themed

Wow, you have really impressive forefoot strike. And I got other types of impressive strikes in bed.

runner-joggersports-themed

You must be a pass because girl, you are just so damn perfect in every way that I can see you.

volleyballsports-themed

My love for you is like the A's and Daric Barton: it never dies.

baseballsports-themed

Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your good looks!Swimming

water-sportsports-themed

Do you know I am great at karate? ‘Cause I got a great finishing kick in bed.

runner-joggersports-themed

I know how to get a leg up on the competition

olympicssports-themed

Ohh you didn't know? Your ass better call me.

wrestlingsports-themed

What's your favourite position?Rugby

sportssports-themed

Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?

baseballsports-themed

Your rack is nicer than the any buck I have seen.

huntingsports-themed

Can you hold these nuts for a sec? Rock Climbing

sportssports-themed

I'm sorry. I lost track of the points while staring at you.

fantasy-footballsports-themed

You run like DSL. How can I get high-speed access?Running

sportssports-themed

Those must be climbing pants, because I would love to climb in your pants.

rock-climbingsports-themed

You're like a drum. I want to bang you all night.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Your legs must be tired because you've been speed skating through my mind all night.Speed Skating

sportssports-themed

C'mon baby, the iceman cometh… but never too soon.

hockeysports-themed

I would love to true your wheels.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

I can’t handle-bars but I’d love to go on a cycling date with you.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

You ice girls get the job done, while cheerleaders just dance around. You're productivity drives me wild.Cheerleader; Hockey

sportssports-themed

I hope you're an ECW fan, because you and I are about to have a One Night Stand. (Rob Van Dam)

wrestlingsports-themed

Hey, are those running tights you have on reflective? Because I can see myself in your pants.

runner-joggersports-themed

You put the fantasy in fantasy football.

fantasy-footballsports-themed

I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!

olympicssports-themed

What's your DIN?Skiing

sportssports-themed

Babe, I submit to you any time.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

I see you know how to use the block, but I will keep trying.

volleyballsports-themed

The slopes aren't the only thing I'm going down on tonight

olympicssports-themed

Hey girl, I love that you got those knee pads. You know what else you could do other than Volleyball?

volleyballsports-themed

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next belay partner.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Some climbers get off soloing; me, I'd rather play with your rack.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.

soccer-footballsports-themed

Do you play piccolo because I bet you want a peek down below.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Hey would you like what you're hiding in your tight jeans to be the 34th ranked golfer in the world because I can make that V-jay sing?

golfsports-themed

But tonight, I find the thought of being 3 feet away from you unbearable.0

sportssports-themed

We're celebrating the win after the game with a drink, you should join us.General

sportssports-themed

Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-washer.

golfsports-themed

Watch me babe while I beat on this pin.

rock-climbingsports-themed

I'm sending you off for improper conduct. 

american-footballsports-themed

Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motionGeneral

sportssports-themed

Hey maybe you can give me a private lesson sometime?

yogasports-themed

Cos you look delicious.0

sportssports-themed

Want to share my ground blind?Hunting

sportssports-themed

Can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?

bike-cyclistsports-themed

If fencers still wore hearts on their uniforms you'd see how you've touched mine.

fencingsports-themed

Hey there, do you need to use my pump to keep you going?

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Don't worry, handballs are allowed on my pitch. 

american-footballsports-themed

Are you ready for your first ascent?

rock-climbingsports-themed

And you're here in my heart. And my heart will go on and on. Seriously, until you go out with me I'll keep singingTitanic

water-sportsports-themed

You know what they say about women with large Derby hats…Equestrian; Horse Racing; Kenturcky Derby

sportssports-themed

Is your name Luis? Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.

soccer-footballsports-themed

Hey girl, I have you in my cross hairs. 

huntingsports-themed

Are you into whips, or just good old fashioned thrusting?

fencingsports-themed

I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? (The Rock)

wrestlingsports-themed

Let's drink Mint Juleps and horse around.

horse-racingsports-themed

I thought I was sucking wind in spin, but you really take my breath away.Cycling

sportssports-themed

I’ll be the boss and you can be my Secretariat.

horse-racingsports-themed

That's a nice wetsuit. Can I talk you out of it?Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

Want to become my new personal best?General

sportssports-themed

Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.Swimming

water-sportsports-themed

Your butt reminds me of St Andrews.. Hard and Firm

golfsports-themed

Do you have a map? I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes. You know, the kind of look Eli Manning has on the field after an interception?

american-footballsports-themed

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I'm lost at sea.Beach

water-sportsports-themed

I'd hit thatRugby

sportssports-themed

That wetsuit would look great on my floor! Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

We can finger, tongue and blow at the same time.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Are you a surfboard?, cause you look like you need a waxing before I can take a ride.Surfing

water-sportsports-themed

Wanna see my super stroke?

golfsports-themed

Babe, I got the flare in my pants.

volleyballsports-themed

Do you prefer stiff or limp rods?Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

What's the difference between a Trumpet player and the rear end of a horse? I don't know either.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.

american-footballsports-themed

Something is wrong with my cell phone because you're not in it. If I can get your number, we could talk about how many touchdown passes you think Drew Brees will throw for this upcoming season.

american-footballsports-themed

I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.

soccer-footballsports-themed

I'm like a US Open hard and long!!

golfsports-themed

You saw how good I am at receiving a volleyball, I bet I can do so with your balls tonight.

volleyballsports-themed

I may be a long shot, but with the right trainer I could come from behind.

horse-racingsports-themed

I’ll win if you show at my place.

horse-racingsports-themed

I hit threes all the time but you'd be my first ten

basketballsports-themed

I'm going to be topping out on you all night.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Want to go for a ride on my bike?

bike-cyclistsports-themed

I could put some motion in your ocean.General

water-sportsports-themed

Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.

basketballsports-themed

Show me your tan lines, I will show you mine.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Your Hands Are Softer Than Calvin Johnson's

american-footballsports-themed

Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me? Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

I got two words for ya...

wrestlingsports-themed

Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.

runner-joggersports-themed

Can I put my nuts on your rack?

rock-climbingsports-themed

If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?

runner-joggersports-themed

Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love this dick

yogasports-themed

Girl, you like defensive play or attack play?

volleyballsports-themed

Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.

runner-joggersports-themed

Do you climb? Because I would want you to get on me.

rock-climbingsports-themed

If you were a buck you'd be a great kill, a big rack and a nice ass.

huntingsports-themed

So…do you work out?

yogasports-themed

Do you hunt?

huntingsports-themed

When I first saw you, my jaw dropped like Owen Hart.

wrestlingsports-themed

Babe, the conditions are perfect for a good hunt tonight.

huntingsports-themed

I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.

yogasports-themed

Want to see my take down move and get on top of you?

boxing-fightingsports-themed

Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.

hockeysports-themed

If you were a reliever, I'd sign you up to a three year contract with a vesting option

baseballsports-themed

Have you been with a hunter? We always wait for the perfect timing to bring you to climax ending.

huntingsports-themed

Can I Get in your yoga pants sometime?

yogasports-themed

I'm Ryan Lochte. She tells you you're not. I'm Nathan Adrian. Again she calls your bluff. Keep going until you find a swimmer that she'll believe.Swimming

water-sportsports-themed

I need a drop-dead gorgeous assistant for my talent show act. You available?Camping

sportssports-themed

I always go for the goal in the sack!

olympicssports-themed

Are you on the rebound? Because my D. Favors you.

basketballsports-themed

Looking for Mr. Right? I have great core strength.

yogasports-themed

You can ride me so hard they will have to take me out back and shoot me.

horse-racingsports-themed

I know you're out of my league, but I show you below decks if you show me steerage.Titanic

water-sportsports-themed

Girl are you hurt? I am going to track you down no matter where you are.

huntingsports-themed

I really dig you.Volleyball

sportssports-themed

You got me in a heel hook and I fell for you.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

I saw you getting dirty on the cyclocross course.Cycling

sportssports-themed

Babe you are my perfect three-point pass.

volleyballsports-themed

If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

hockeysports-themed

Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!Beach

water-sportsports-themed

Starting Defense: Beww BEWWW Beww. That's the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw them my heart stopped.

american-footballsports-themed

I like the way you finger that crack.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good belay.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Yeah girl, I could take you to the ball, or I could bring the ball to you...

baseballsports-themed

So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?

baseballsports-themed

Wanna see my cobra?

golfsports-themed

Call me CM Punk and I'll show you my Anaconda Vise.

wrestlingsports-themed

Check out my nuts.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Can I be one of the men in your box?

soccer-footballsports-themed

I was holding my dive computer when I realized I'd rather be holding you.Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

If you were a pair of Nike sneakers id be in and outta you all day.General

sportssports-themed

I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

golfsports-themed

I want to feel and touch your frame.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.

baseballsports-themed

Why don't you hit my balls with your "rack"et?Tennis

sportssports-themed

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together since we'd make quite the dynamic duo. I envision we'd be great together, just like Joe Montana and Jerry Rice!

american-footballsports-themed

Tan line from a wedding ring? No, that's just mysterious underwater coral bleaching. Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

Serve me balls girl.

volleyballsports-themed

Sorry my team slayed yours in Capture the Flag. Can I make it up to you by letting you take me to dinner?Camping

sportssports-themed

You have really nice forearms.

rock-climbingsports-themed

If I serve my heart to you, would you return yours?

volleyballsports-themed

Hey baby, what is your uniform number? Because I would love to get in those pants.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

Can I pet your beaver pelt?Hunting

sportssports-themed

I'm a guy who like to gamble. What are my chance with you?

fantasy-footballsports-themed

Whoa, you’re flexible. I bet that comes in handy outside of class.

yogasports-themed

Gal, you are amazingly gorgeous... can i get a pic of you climbing?

rock-climbingsports-themed

You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby

baseballsports-themed

Do I have the right of way?

fencingsports-themed

We must be in the bullpen because you're warming me up.

baseballsports-themed

If you don't know it, don't blow it.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

That's the nicest touche I've seen all season!

fencingsports-themed

Let's set it up for the future, it's time to take the dive baby.

volleyballsports-themed

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

horse-racingsports-themed

Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?

baseballsports-themed

Did you know you look good in short pants?

soccer-footballsports-themed

Can I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.Cycling

sportssports-themed

My portaledge sleeps two, you know.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?

runner-joggersports-themed

I want to stretch with you.

yogasports-themed

I'd bet my last two dollars on you.

horse-racingsports-themed

Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.

yogasports-themed

Hey girl, I'd really appreciate it if you would clutch deeznutz.Skateboarding

sportssports-themed

Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes.

olympicssports-themed

Do you believe in penetration on the first dive?Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

You’re so cute, you could be a feature on a Cycle Chic blog.

bike-cyclistsports-themed

I'm doing a survey. What's your name, your number, and are you free this Sunday? I was hoping we could see yet another Tom Brady game-winning drive!

american-footballsports-themed

How would you like to go corps a corps?

fencingsports-themed

I'm a buck in the rut, and baby, you're my doe in heat.

huntingsports-themed

I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you its's like the sun never sets.Beach

water-sportsports-themed

Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.Cheerleader

sportssports-themed

I am Reigns on the street, but I'm Ambrose in the sheets.

wrestlingsports-themed

Don't worry, I practice safe sax, and always wear a reed.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

I can't handle your shots girl but I sure can handle you.Tennis

sportssports-themed

Girl I'm not tryna brag or anything, but one time I hit an inside out forehand winner.Tennis

sportssports-themed

Baby you got the perfect route for me.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?

runner-joggersports-themed

You can call me Nemo, because I'm never afraid to touch the butt.Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.

baseballsports-themed

Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes.General

sportssports-themed

Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I'm always up for getting another major?

golfsports-themed

How long do you usually go down for?Scuba Diving

water-sportsports-themed

If you think my camel is impressive, wait until you see my snake.

yogasports-themed

They call me the Arizona D'Backs because I always play ball games late into the night

baseballsports-themed

I’m good off my back, but I’ll let you keep mount.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

Want to check out my lineup?

fantasy-footballsports-themed

You missing a set of anchors? Because I would like to go in hard.

rock-climbingsports-themed

Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air? I could show you since you know, Cam Newton isn't the only Superman in town!

american-footballsports-themed

I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.

golfsports-themed

I can’t even touch my toes.

yogasports-themed

Want to lock our bikes together?Cycling

sportssports-themed

You are my preferred game, girl.

huntingsports-themed

Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.

golfsports-themed

Want to run faster? Let's strengthen our hips together!

runner-joggersports-themed

I only drool when I'm standing upright.

hockeysports-themed

Girl, where do you prefer my bump? Attack line or back court?

volleyballsports-themed

Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.Yoga

sportssports-themed

I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.Beach

water-sportsports-themed

Let’s take our belayationship to the next level.

rock-climbingsports-themed

I'm going to go for two after I score.

american-footballsports-themed

Would you mind being treated like a green that I'm 140 yards away from, holding my pitching wedge with very little wind in any direction? Because I'm going to come after you aggressively and probably leave a ball mark.

golfsports-themed

You have a really nice backside.... 360

olympicssports-themed

Are you the splash-and-dash because you've got my heart beating.Swimming

water-sportsports-themed

What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?

hockeysports-themed

I bet I could breath in them waders.Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

Are you an ice skater, cuz damn what a figureFigure Skating

sportssports-themed

You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?

runner-joggersports-themed

You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!

olympicssports-themed

On a scale of 1 -10 you are a 26.2!Running

sportssports-themed

Let's get sweaty.

runner-joggersports-themed

I want to ride you until your legs give out.

american-footballsports-themed

Babe, I will make you come so hard tonight that you experience KO.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?

american-footballsports-themed

You bet I can serve as good as I can go down on my knees for a hit, want to see me do that?

volleyballsports-themed

Everyday with you is like NFL season – I wish it never end.

fantasy-footballsports-themed

Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?

hockeysports-themed

I'll be at side 1, you'll be at side 2 and we'll both be dressing center.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

How about you let me take you down and ground and pound you?

boxing-fightingsports-themed

You’ve got big feet, is it true that your feet is the shaft too? If so, I would love to see it now.

volleyballsports-themed

Nice bobbers!Fishing

water-sportsports-themed

I’m falling for you.

rock-climbingsports-themed

How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door? The knock always slows down.

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

You, me, north south position.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

You can score all the points tonight so I'll always be in love.Tennis

sportssports-themed

Rifles have nice butts

marching-band-and-color-guardsports-themed

I just put a new rubber tip on my practice blade, and I need someone to test it out on.

fencingsports-themed

Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.

baseballsports-themed

Joint locks, pins and grappling? Is that what you do in wrestling?

wrestlingsports-themed

Girl, you can serve to me all night long.

volleyballsports-themed

Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.

golfsports-themed

I'm not trying to erupt with this small island here. But my boxers are packing some punch.

boxing-fightingsports-themed

Let's commemorate the sinking of the Titanic and drown our sorrows together.Titanic

water-sportsports-themed

You make my spokes spin.Cycling

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Why don’t you let me rock your world?

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If you show my your rack, I'll show you my nuts.Rock Climbing

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Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?Running

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Don't you watch movies or television? Hot women are supposed to date way beneath themselves.Cheerleader

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Bang Bang? (Cactus Jack)

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Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.

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Do you jog, you better stay hydrated and I got some very nice liquid.

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Sabres Soar, Rifles Rule, Flags are always high, you are a diva in training.

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Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.

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Is your name Kevin? Because I think I Love you.

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Do you believe love at first sight? Or do I need to run faster to lap you again.

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I didn't know snow angels could fly.Skiing

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Hey baby, the sun isn't the only thing that rises.Beach

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I know I see! So how about we talk about what kind of season Jake Locker will have this year with the Titans?

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I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.

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I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?

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Say prise de fer again, French is such a sensual language!

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Come back to my place and i'll show you what a real sabermagician does

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I got the boat. You got the harbor. What say we tie up for the night?Scuba Diving

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If I told you that you had a hot yoga body, would you hold it against me?

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Wanna see what length I can win by?Equestrian; Horse Racing

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I must be a tick, because I'm stuck on you.

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You're Sweeter Than a Steph Curry Jumper

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I love how you glitter in the spot light!

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They called me the human torpedo even before I took up swimming.Swimming

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I Want to Put a Ring Bigger Than One of Nick Saban's on Your Finger

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Is your name Steve Austin? Because you're stunning.

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