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Are you soap? Because I would want you all over me.

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Time to shelter in my place baby.

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You can't spell virus without U and I.

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Girl, no protective barrier is enough to stop me from getting to you.

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The world is in lock down, girl I just want to lock you down.

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I wouldn't want to be quarantined with anyone else but you.

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Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

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Babe, you have Zoomed in my life.

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You had me when you had those toilet paper delivered.

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Want to shelter in place on my bed?

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Kiss me through the phone.

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Want to kiss with mask on?

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Babe, I am all the PPE you need.

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Do you quarantine often? When’s the last time you had a 14 night stand?

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I would touch you with my 6 foot pole.

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You can’t spell quarantine without “u r a q t”

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Safer at home, and safer in my bed.

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Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.

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Don't take the mask off please, I prefer safe sex.

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I love you so much that I want to share my hand sanitizer with you.

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We shouldn't get together sometime.

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Distance makes my love grow stronger for you.

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Is that a bottle of Purell hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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I can't be with you physically, but can I FaceTime on you.

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That n95 mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.

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I’m a sanitizer in the streets and a Hazmat suit in the sheets

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Are you locking down with me? Because I want to flatten your curves.

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When everything's closed, but can you open up your legs?

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Girl, 2 weeks is nothing compared to the rest of our life together.

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Babe, want to get stuck together for 2 weeks.

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I really can’t stay, baby it's Covid outside.

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Want to quarantine and chill?

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Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.

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Girl, I could sanitize and disinfect you inside out and all night long.

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Want to make travel plans that we are going to cancel?

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?

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Hey Babe! Can I deliver you a drink?

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You Smell So Good. Is That Purell You're Wearing ?

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Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin.

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Are you working from home? Well fancy for some office sex?

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Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

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Girl, you don't need to gather 10 people to have a good time. All you need is this one.

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Girl, I have zero immunity against your sex appeal.

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I saw you from across the street. Stay there.

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Girl, how about send me a socially distanced nude?

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Want to dance 6 feet apart?

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Girl, you look amazing from this distance.

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You are quarantined in heaven? Because you are an angel.

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Have you been tested?

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Girl, you look amazing with those masks and gloves.

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During this quarantine we have to stock up on essential supplies. Come home with me and my stockpile will be complete!

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Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?

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Have you been quarantined? Never mind you are worth it to die for.

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What's the number of days you've been self-isolating? I am a 14 and let's mess around.

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Babe, are you ready for my sweet droplets?

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If I told you, you have a nice body? Would you quarantine it with me?

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We don't have to wait for the government help, this guy got all the stimulus package you need.

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