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Can I take a few shots at your goal?

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I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.

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I'm at my best during overtime.

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You're allowed to use your hands in this game.

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Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.

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Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.

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Don't Worry, Baby, I Won't Bite (Luis Suarez)

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Is your name Joe? Cause you've won my Hart.

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I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.

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You wanna score or just knock around my balls?

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What do you say we get out of these kits and test our fitness levels?

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Hey is your name Vincent? Because I really need your Kompany.

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If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?

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Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?

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Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.

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Wanna see my world cup in action?

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It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me

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My name must be Ashley Young, because I'm falling for you.

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Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.

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Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.

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I can bend it better than Beckham.

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Did you know you look good in short pants?

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Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of pele?

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Can I be one of the men in your box?

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Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions....Just letting you know!

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I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.

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You know... Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...

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I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.”

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I can go 90 minutes without stopping.

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Know anyone called Omer? Cause you have a Toprak.

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Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.

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Is your name Luis? Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.

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Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!

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Is your name Patrice? Because I want to keep you for Evra.

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Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.

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I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.

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I want you in my mouth.

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I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.

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I can score more often than the average soccer player.

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Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you cant score.

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I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.

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Are you Messi? Cause I am dribbling all over you.

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I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?

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Can you be Zidane tonight? Because I want some head.

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You're Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar

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If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

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Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.

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I must say you're more beautiful than the beautiful game.

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Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.

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Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?

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I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.

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Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.

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