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Girl, I heard you like snake, do you swallow like one?

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I don't believe in Christianity, but you can talk to my snake anytime.

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Babe, I see you far away with the binocular power.

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Girl, my snake wants to eat all of you.

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If you think my camel is impressive, wait until you see my snake.

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My slither snake is not complete without having a part of you.

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Girl, you make my snake grow.

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I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.

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Want to come home with me and pet on my snake?

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Hello wanna see my pet snake, I won two years in a row for best performance.

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How about I fully extended my snakes and see how far we could go down tonight.

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Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!

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Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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Are you learning python? Check out the one I got in my pants.

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You have trapped me at first sight.

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You could eat my snake anytime, just let me bump into your sweet spots.

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My snake just got hard for you.

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Hey girl i heard you like snakes so let my snake sliver all over you

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I got bit by a snake, and I need you to suck out the poison. Don't stop until it cums.

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Want to see how I shed my snake's skin?

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There's snake in my pants!Toy Story

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Why don't you be like St. Patrick and drive the snake out of my pants?

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Yow, St. Pat must have chased all the snakes to this place.

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I see you have a ladder, but how does a snake fit in you?

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You've got Flare. And if you use it right, it'll reveal my Snake Trap.

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Hey girl I heard you like snakes? So let my tongue of snake slither all over you.

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Hey Sexy, Slither my way.

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Girl, you made me the longest player of the night.

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Girl, you got the magnetic power that suck away all of my little drops.

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Girl, you make the Solid Snake in my pants grow bigger than Ridley eating a Super Mushroom.

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So I hear you like snakes...I have one its called a "trouser snake"

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Babe, you sure know how to handle that snake. I would like you to handle mine tonight.

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You may not be a Moshe, but when you touch my snake it'll turn right into a staff.

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This snake is ready to slip right in you babe.

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Girl, I'll grow my Slither snake all night long for you.

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The longest lasting snake is the thickest one.

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Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from Snakeway.

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Girl, I got a snake that you could milk.

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The trick to win the game is to target the tip of that head, want to try tonight in bed?

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Babe, my snake can fit into any tight spot.

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This snake is ready for a piece of action with you.

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Wanna see my python? It's almost six feet long.

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Wanna see my Solid Snake game?

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Girl, I got one rare trouser snake ready for you.

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Sexy, you are keeping my snake hard on edge.

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Girl, you got a clogged line? I know the perfect way to snake your drain.

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Do you want to see my snake on the beach?

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Speak Parseltongue to me and I'll let my snake out!

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Girl, your pussy is like a boa constrictor, it's killing me inside.

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Call me Jake The Snake cause I'm gonna put Damian on your face.

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