snack pickup lines

Did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine? Because you look like a snack.

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You’re my little toaster strudel. I want you to be my delicious warm snack that’s covered in my special frosting.

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Coming! Coming! Damn girl you are about to suck on one tasty snack.

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Are you a goldfish? Because you're the snack that smiles back.

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Nice rack, you must be every man's favorite snack.

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I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine, but looks like I missed one.

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Eleanor: It's not a joke. I'm a legit snack.

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They call my dick spare change, because I use it for snacks like you.

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If you were in the cafeteria, you would be the only snack I choose from the vending machine.

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Baby, are you a Mexican snack? Because you’re corny and cheesy.

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Babe are you the snack section in Walmart? Because I want to reach deep into you.

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Girl, are you the finals? because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

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I would fondle and touch you all day to get the snack I want.

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I would take you to the movies, but no outside snacks allowed.

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I hate when people say you cant have snacks for dinner, because you're a snack and I'll always eat you.

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I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack.

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My favorite snack in the world is you.

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What’s your favorite late night snack? Pie? I’ll buy 6 of them. That way you’ll have something to munch on after our fierce yet tender bang sesh.

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I think I might be a cannibal. Because every time I look at you, all I see is a snack for me to nibble on.

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Once I snack in your crack, I will never want to go back.

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Did it hurt when you fall from the vending machine? Because you are a snack.

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Girl, I want to snack on you versus eating you. Do you know the difference between snack and a meal? I could do you all night long during our Netflix and Chill.

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Girl you so hot. And i'm lookin to snack on something spicy.

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I tried to use OGP, but they didn’t have the snack I wanted. Could I pick you up instead?

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You’re so tasty....That every time someone asks me what’s my favorite snack I show them a picture of you.

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Girl, you could snack in my love shack any time.

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Hey girl, you’re not a snack! You’re the whole cream pie.

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Babe, I want you to snack on my sack tonight.

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Girl you aren’t a snack, you’re a fine looking three course meal.

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Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine. Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for $1.50.

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Babe, you are my favorite cookie snack. And I am about to turn you into Oreo.

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Is today your cake day? Because you’re a snack.

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Babe, are you a snack pie? Because I want to fill you up with cream.

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Are you a donut? Because you’re a snack with a hole.

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Babe, how about you be my snack and I will bring you a full course meal.

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You are the only snack I wanna stock up on.

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Sorry girl I'll have to eat you after dinner, because you're a snack.

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Babe, I want to feast on your stacked snack.

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If your right leg was lunch, and your left leg was dinner, would you let me snack between meals.

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Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but they don't allow to bring your own snacks.

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Come to me baby, don't be a snack stuck in a vending machine.

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