situational pickup lines

And after the birthday dinner, my darling, shall we go back to my place so I can present thee with mine seed, in thine position of thy choosing, of course.

birthdaysituational

Date a bassist. We don't mind going down low.Bass

music-instrumentsituational

Let's make like a laundry cycle. I'll be Dirty, you'll get wet, we'll spin around, tumble dry, and snuggle

laundromatsituational

Are you a 420 guy? Wanna come pick me up so we smoke and celebrate the day together?

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Are you listed on Amazon? Coz you're in every guy's wishlist.

amazonsituational

Looking for a job? I could help with that.

interview-and-unemployedsituational

Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I hear you're good at algebra. Can you replace my x without asking y?

high-school-satsituational

You're about as intoxicating as fortified wine.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

We play celebrity dogs, Papillon Justin Bieber, you can be Kardashian Boxer and I will bury my bone in your backyard !

justin-biebersituational

Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.

las-vegas-casinosituational

I'll deep-clean your systems!

robotsituational

My mother has that same bra!

laundromatsituational

Do these plums feel ripe to you?

garden-and-farmsituational

You scratch my boils and I'll scratch yours.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Let's do lunge.

gym-fitnesssituational

Are we in space? Because I orbit around you every waking moment.

spacesituational

I've got a bottle of champagne and the keys to an empty limo with an incredibly spacious backseat.

weddingsituational

Spin here often?

laundromatsituational

Knock Knock Who's there? De Niro! De Niro who? De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get. 

knock-knocsituational

If you need me, I'll come running from a thousand miles away. When you smile I smile (oh whoa).

justin-biebersituational

I Motion to invade Djibouti with the aid of Greece.Model United Nations (U.N.)

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Am I a piece of lump charcoal baby? Because my wood is sure hard

barbecue-partysituational

There is no way you have experienced a power outage. Your beauty illuminates everything.

volunteerssituational

I want to eat you like a redneck eating an elephant ear at the county fair.

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

You know, if we were to make love now, we could have a child before we get to the front of the line!Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

You must be a Class III, because you got my heart racing.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Ever had sex in bucket seats?

cars-trusituational

With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.

dog-parksituational

Is that a birthday hat in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

birthdaysituational

So you want a ride? Let's take it nice and slow.

ubesituational

I've been thinking about you a latte.

coffee-shopsituational

If I had a nickel for every time I asked someone as beautiful as you to dance, I'd have 5 cents.

dancesituational

Apart from sexy, what do you do for a living?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Bushy beard; Cozy kiss.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Be unique and different, say yes.General

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Knock Knock Who's there? Baghdad! Baghdad who? Are you from Iraq? Cos I'd love to see you Baghdad ass up 

knock-knocsituational

That piss smell definitely isn't coming from you. Wanna get pie, cutie?Subway

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Some people call it a one night stand, but we can call it paradise. (Save a Prayer)Duran Duran

song-lyricsituational

Do you want to come over and watch porn on my mirror?

apartmentsituational

What position are you looking for? Front or back?

interview-and-unemployedsituational

Did you have your car custom painted to match your eyes? Because they are both the most beautiful shade of _______ (insert color) I've seen, and in this light, you seem to shimmer.

cars-trusituational

Do you have any Cambodian/Kenyan/Haitian in you? Would you like some?

volunteerssituational

I don't chew gum. I'd prefer to nibble on your ear while whispering sweet nothings into it.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

My cast-iron skillet could really use some love. Can you help?

garden-and-farmsituational

Look surprised, then say, "WOW, This is the first time I've ever seen a flower driving a car."

cars-trusituational

Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.

moonsituational

Baby, I have all the time for you in the world. I am unemployed.

interview-and-unemployedsituational

Just let me tell you there is a difference between security guards and forensic investigators like myself.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

This vending machine is available to satisfy your hunger any time.

vending-machinsituational

Oh, my sweet Knight! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

It's time to lay more than brick tonight.

legosituational

Does your college of choice need a reference letter about how beautiful you are? Because if they do I can write that letter.

high-school-satsituational

Hey lady, there's nothing Second about your Sex.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

I'm afraid you'll run away if I tell you what I wanted to tell you (Last First Kiss)One Direction

song-lyricsituational

I've got a precedent that's long and deep.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Sweetie, you don't have to crawl out from under a rock to sting me.Scorpio

astrology-astronomsituational

Wanna see my scars?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Has anyone ever told you that you have a lovely wimple?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Its the end of the world, will you be Mayan?

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

You wanna hit this?

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

You smell so familiar.

dog-parksituational

Nicest melons at the fair, honey! Sweet and succulent-looking, ya’ know?

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

Why don't we Middlemarch right out of here and go get dinner?

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.

fishingsituational

From the bottom up and the top down, you got development in all the right places.

volunteerssituational

That's a lot of laundry. Does this mean you're not wearing any underwear?

laundromatsituational

I can infer from the way you're looking at me that you'll be coming back to my place tonight!

high-school-satsituational

To my little pussy-cat, all the milk in the bowl won't suffice to tell you how much I want to purr you. Happy Bday sweety!

birthdaysituational

You'll never treat yourself right, darling, but I want you to (Little Things)One Direction

song-lyricsituational

Hey girl I wanna take my paintbrush and reproduce some Jackson Pollock on that face of yours.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Hey, if you can't take the desert heat, get out of your clothes.

desertsituational

Are you out of gas? Cuz I will fill you up tonight.

gas-stationsituational

Are you a lightbulb? Because I wanna turn you on in the dark.

darksituational

I know you’ve got a lot on your paper plate right now, but could we ketchup alone sometime?

barbecue-partysituational

One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first time.

graduationsituational

You really know how to hit those balls.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

You make me feel like sauteed onions. In a good way.

barbecue-partysituational

Didn’t you say “If I was the last man on earth”? Looks like we’re getting pretty close. (John Connor)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this shoulder (touch girl's shoulder) or this shoulder? (touch other shoulder and keep arm there) Now that we're like this, may i escort you to the dance floor?

dancesituational

Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to get into your pants.

cars-trusituational

You have me at cannabis.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Do you know if they sell organic Oreos?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Will you let me be the cheese in your hamburger?

barbecue-partysituational

Want to check out my fuel economy? I just need a little loving to go all night long.

gas-stationsituational

If I built fantasy land i would have you on every ride.

roller-coastersituational

Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

poolside-beachsituational

I'm a pilot, want me to captain your 747?Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Don't be shy, you Canterbury your feelings from me baby...Countries; England

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Do you want to see my snake on the beach?

poolside-beachsituational

Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.

dog-parksituational

They say cockroaches are the only things that can survive a nuclear blast. So... wouldn't you feel a little safer if you had the first half of that word in you?

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.

poolside-beachsituational

You must be an earthquake because I'm trembling. (Earthquake)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!

gym-fitnesssituational

Call me Harley Kim because I'm gonna get this all on camera.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

You're so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I've got a fire in my pants and you're the only one who can put it out.

barbecue-partysituational

I'm glad I used my miles for first class — you're worth the upgrade.Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Wanna watch me unload my six shooter?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

How about trying the thrill ride in my pants?

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

I don’t know how I’ll ever get to class on time when it’s so easy to get lost in your eyes

high-school-satsituational

You know, a sack full of groceries can't hug you back. On the other hand, I totally can.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I’ll ante up if you’ll go down.

las-vegas-casinosituational

Let me help you with that.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I want to color-you-mine!

single-parents-playgroundsituational

I’m new at the complex… can I have directions to your apartment?

poolside-beachsituational

Ooh, I love your accent... what is it, agogic?Music

music-instrumentsituational

I'm so mad crushin' your man-girl, skinny femme-boy with long-bangs, faint mustache and small boobs look.

concert-music-festivalsituational

Hey baby, you are like a SSRI antipsychotic. It only makes sense when you are with me.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

poolside-beachsituational

Your jeans are playing peekaboo and I'd like to see the other half of your butterfly tattoo. (Ticks)Brad Paisley

song-lyricsituational

Ok, I'm here. What are your other two wishes?

ghettosituational

Girl, let's start a musical masterpiece with our moans in the wilderness.

tentinsituational

We should hang out sometime.

single-parents-playgroundsituational

Let's make sure your gasoline engine doesn't engage.

cars-trusituational

(Wait until it’s totally silent) Man, this song just makes me want to move.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

You’re like a sweet honeybee stinging my heart.

garden-and-farmsituational

Life is a garden, dig it

garden-and-farmsituational

I really like your beard. Can I touch it with my vagina?

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Want to play roller coaster? We will roll in the sheets and you can go up and down.

roller-coastersituational

Hey, I’m new here- could you show me where the library is?

collegesituational

How about I make you breakfast and serve you a Champagne cocktail tomorrow morning in bed?

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

I hope you know CPR cause dancing with you might take my breathe away!

dancesituational

Knock knock! Who's there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?

knock-knocsituational

Are you a vending machine? Because your lips look like candies!

vending-machinsituational

In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think?

bars-nightclubssituational

Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my long sword in action?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Show me your tits and I'll give you some bits.

cryptocurrencysituational

Have you seen the trailer for “We Bought A Zoo”?Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

You remind me of my shower. I want to get inside of you for 30 minutes every night.

showersituational

We Need to Talk About Kevin. I'm Kevin, can I buy you a drink?

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

I'm afraid you'll run away if I tell you what I wanted to tell you (One Direction – Last First Kiss)

boy-bandssituational

You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

activist-protestsituational

Hey girl, it's now or never (Live While We Are Young)One Direction

song-lyricsituational

*ding* doors are closing, legs are opening.Metro

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl

high-school-satsituational

Baby, I ain’t going for no pump and dump.

cryptocurrencysituational

We gonna party like it's 3012 tonight/ I wanna show you all the finer things in life/ So just forget about the world, be young tonight/ I'm coming for ya, I'm coming for ya.

justin-biebersituational

I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

I think about you so much that I get a notification saying my storage is almost full.

apple-fansituational

You must have received Red Cross lifeguarding training because I was drowning until you arrived.

volunteerssituational

Hey girl, are you a train? Because you are getting D-railed tonight.

trainsituational

I can only imagine what’s underneath that bee suit.

garden-and-farmsituational

If the stars in the sky were as beautiful as the eyes on thee, then they'd be really pretty.

medieval-middle-agesituational

You're like my coffee, you keep me up all night. 

coffee-shopsituational

You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

You must be a track star because you've been runnin marathons through my mind ALL day.

gym-fitnesssituational

For you, I would walk a thousand miles. (Be Alright)Justin Bieber

song-lyricsituational

Hey! Let's make like a blunt and roll.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Use these beach pick up lines with proper timing and confidence and no doubt they will work.

poolside-beachsituational

Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

cars-trusituational

You have a butt that looks like a buffer gut.

fishingsituational

Knock Knock Who's there? Juno! Juno who? Juno I love you right? 

knock-knocsituational

Hey baby, come take a shower with me, so we can do some participatory M&E on our WASH practices.

volunteerssituational

You're hotter than a tin roof in August.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

You drive me crazier than Telly the Barber.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Hey baby! Every heard of dancing car? Get in and i will show you.

cars-trusituational

Everytime I hear yoour voice it reverberates within my soul.

high-school-satsituational

For your birthday, I'm going to give you a real wildness and fun night.

birthdaysituational

Seeing you, let's just say my cryptos ain't going to be the only thing going parabolic.

cryptocurrencysituational

Wow you feel like a comet, you are a once in a lifetime experience and I'm glad i didn't miss it, can i buy you a drink?Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

You can make me the third happiest person on board, after the bride and groom.

weddingsituational

I volunteer to love you.

volunteerssituational

Girl, I am not normal, I am a crypto whale.

cryptocurrencysituational

Babe, you are not just 94, you are rated 100 in my book.

gas-stationsituational

Girl do you work at the gas station, because you have ignited the engine inside me.

gas-stationsituational

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!

laundromatsituational

Is 98 degrees hot enough for ya?

boy-bandssituational

I've had sex with -1 girls. Wanna get me back to even?

tindersituational

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Our relation is like earth and moon. We bound to each other unconditionally.

moonsituational

You would have been ravaged and plundered by now.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Would you like to spin now, or spin later?

las-vegas-casinosituational

LDC camp taught you impressive leadership skills, because you just led my heart to yours.

volunteerssituational

Want a drink at the Genius Bar?

apple-fansituational

Hey babe, if you still want that minifigure you're, it may just be in my pants.

legosituational

We could have a ball.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

What bands are you excited for?

concert-music-festivalsituational

AWS servers don't go down, but I do.

amazonsituational

I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how dancing with you lights up my world.

dancesituational

I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Knock Knock! Who's there? Beautiful! Beautiful who? You!

knock-knocsituational

Music Major: You had me at cello.

collegesituational

Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?

gym-fitnesssituational

Is that a cell phone in your pocket or are you just affable?

high-school-satsituational

Are you a 7-10 split? Because I'd love to pick you up.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

I have all the D-imes you need.

vending-machinsituational

Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Costa Rica.Countries; Peru; Costa Rica

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don't/ I could be your Buzz Lightyear, fly across the globe.

justin-biebersituational

As a firm believer in community action I'd like to help you with my volunteer member.

activist-protestsituational

This time next year let's be laughing together.General

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I could really use a good fluffing.

laundromatsituational

Hey baby, wanna be my Uber backseat driver?

ubesituational

I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

Portnoy's Complaint was that he didn't get to see your fine behind.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Want to stamp my passport?Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I am a pharmacists, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

I got my Library card out and I'm checkin you out (One Direction)

boy-bandssituational

Your dad must have been a mechanic, because you've got a nicely tuned body.

ghettosituational

I'm a disaster and need UN assistance right now. I need U. Now.

volunteerssituational

Hey Love! Can I see the fusion between your Dark Hole and my white Dragon?

darksituational

Oh, you’re out of eggs? That’s ok, you can have mine.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Babe I just wrote a complaint to Amazon, because they do not ship you.

amazonsituational

You are so beautiful it makes me even dizzier than the radiation poisoning.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

My iphone display had been really dark, you have shown me a brighter future.

apple-fansituational

Have you ever gone all in with a pair of ladies before?

las-vegas-casinosituational

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe give some loving?

knock-knocsituational

Race you to the next light!

cars-trusituational

Didn’t I see you on Facebook before all this happened? It’s funny that we would meet here like this. It must be fate. (John Connor)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

poolside-beachsituational

Stay.

dog-parksituational

I give a killer massage.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.

bars-nightclubssituational

Don't need these other pretty faces like I need you, and when you're mine, in the world there's gonna be one less lonely girl. (One Less Lonely Girl)Justin Bieber

song-lyricsituational

Are you darkness? Because I totally want to enter you.

darksituational

You hungry? Ha I am..bust that p*ssy open for me

ghettosituational

Can I interest you in some of my compost?

garden-and-farmsituational

Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

AYE baby is that my name tattooed on your back

ghettosituational

Girl, you inflate me good and get me pumped up.

gas-stationsituational

The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.Electronic Musical Instrument

music-instrumentsituational

Let the music blast. We gonna do our dance. Bring the doubters on. They don't matter at all because this life's too long, and this love's too strong. So, baby, know for sure that I'll never let you go.

justin-biebersituational

Girl, want to test my shake function? It'll totally put you in the mood.

apple-fansituational

You're more fetching than my favorite ball.

dog-parksituational

I'm buying this T-Bone for my dog. I'm really a vegetarian that respects all walks of life – especially women.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Your eyes are brighter than Sirius.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

I'm available. My mail-order Russian bride was lost by UPS.

post-officesituational

Are you Amazon Fire? Because you are burning hot.

amazonsituational

You’re more than just a neighbor. You are the reason I walk my dog every morning at 6:30.

apartmentsituational

Sure, I have a guitar.

collegesituational

You are going to prom Because your team lost statesScience Olympiad

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

What’s your favorite late night snack? Pie? I’ll buy 6 of them. That way you’ll have something to munch on after our fierce yet tender bang sesh.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

How about me and you go in a dark room and make a coalition.

darksituational

I bet your dual source of energy means you're up for a good time.

cars-trusituational

Listen to our new songs on bandcamp. I'd love to hear what you think.

concert-music-festivalsituational

What is the shade of nail polish called that you are wearing that looks so good?

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Go out with me and I will pimp up your ride with some bling rims.

ghettosituational

Babe, the moon is not the only thing rising in my bed tonight.

moonsituational

Don't shed a tear. Whenever you need me, I'll be here (I'll never let you go).

justin-biebersituational

If I had a Bitcoin for every time you came across my mind, I'd be a Whale.

cryptocurrencysituational

Are you going to finish that? (pointing at her/his drink)

bars-nightclubssituational

You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I can make you hit all the high notes!Vocal

music-instrumentsituational

If you were coffee grounds, you'd be espresso 'cause you're so fine.

coffee-shopsituational

Is your battery dead? Because I'd love to jump you.

cars-trusituational

Come to the bedroom with me. I have a special birthday cake with a special candle for you.

birthdaysituational

Have we met before, do you know the ______ family?

single-parents-playgroundsituational

Babe I got the shower at my home, because you will get naked once you turn me on.

showersituational

What say ye we have our own Norman conquest, lass?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Babe I can distribute my asset all over you.

cryptocurrencysituational

You wanna go upstairs and see my Holy Grail?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later?

gym-fitnesssituational

Do you like fireworks? [Yes.] Well here they come. [Put your arms up and ready to go around shoulder.]

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

Hey girl, are you a light switch? Because I want to fumble around in the dark until I turn you on.

darksituational

I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave… you’re making the other guys/girls look really bad.

poolside-beachsituational

Got gas?

gas-stationsituational

Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Our first date will be like an alumni interview, because I will be desperately trying to figure out the right thing to say.

high-school-satsituational

Man we steppin' out like whoaaa, cameras point and shoot. Ask me what's my best side? I step back and point at you. (As Long As You Love Me)Justin Bieber featuring Big Sean

song-lyricsituational

I don't even need a lighter... you are already on fire!

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Are you the celestial kingdom? Cause dancing with you is my goal.

dancesituational

That's a nice shirt. can I talk you out of it?

laundromatsituational

I think I can hear your heart beating. (Pause) Okay, that’s definitely my heart, but still.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

It's just a perfect day. I'm glad I spent it with you. (Perfect Day)Lou Reed

song-lyricsituational

You have a hybrid? You're so unconventional. I like that.

cars-trusituational

I like my baristas like I like my coffee – hot, sweet, and creamy.

coffee-shopsituational

Nope, no ice cream. You’re going to eat dinner soon at daddy’s house. Sorry, what was your name again?

single-parents-playgroundsituational

You turn me on more than World Tavern Poker.

las-vegas-casinosituational

Girl you look so good, I wish I could plant a whole field of y'all!

ghettosituational

If I could change the alphabet I would put I and U together.

single-parents-playgroundsituational

Babe, do you do more than lick and stick?

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

And I thought the beer was good here…

bars-nightclubssituational

I dare you to go on that roller coaster with me!

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

Babe do you like train tracks? Because you are about to get laid.

trainsituational

What do you say we get out of here and free range somewhere green?

garden-and-farmsituational

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?Leo

astrology-astronomsituational

You must be the Las Vegas Sign, because the light around you guided me here.

las-vegas-casinosituational

Girl, this isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank that can power you all night long.

gas-stationsituational

Mind if I sit on your lap, my knees are suddenly weak?Metro

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

You sure have big baguettes!

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Economics Major: Baby, you're not an option, you're totally a future!

collegesituational

Let's go back to my place so you can investigate my low hanging fruit (deliberately ambiguous if spoken by a man or woman).

volunteerssituational

Are you wearing space pants? 'Cause that ass is out of this world!Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

With great power comes great responsibility. That is why I choose not to Marilyn Monroe your skirt. I’m a gentleman. (Leaf Blower)

garden-and-farmsituational

What's your address? [Why?] So I know what to write on my luggage tag in case my bags get lost and they need to find me.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I'll make sure you idle less.

cars-trusituational

The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future.

graduationsituational

I think it's time we ditched these gutter balls and got out of here, what do you say?

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

Want to cross pollinate?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Are you the second semester of my senior year? Because I am so happy I survived long enough to see you.

high-school-satsituational

Are you a shower? Because you will squirt and shower me tonight.

showersituational

I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

fishingsituational

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

poolside-beachsituational

You may be right, I may be crazy, but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. (You May Be Right)Billy Joel

song-lyricsituational

Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.

concert-music-festivalsituational

Babe, let's take shower together. And by the time we are done, we will need to shower again.

showersituational

Hey baby, King Arthur isn't the only one with a big round thing. How 'bout coming up and waxing mine?

medieval-middle-agesituational

This car is small, but we can make it work.

cars-trusituational

You. Me. Bacon.

dog-parksituational

Black coffee. A purist. I give my stamp of approval.

coffee-shopsituational

Guy: How about coffee instead?

cars-trusituational

The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

This date is going so well, how about we drop everything and open a winery together. I've got the money, you've got the ideas and the connections, and we both have great taste in wine.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

I love to be pawed.

dog-parksituational

I have been Googling all day, and I have finally found what I am searching for.

google-and-search-enginesituational

Physics Major: Can I have your significant digits?

collegesituational

You light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.Piccolo

music-instrumentsituational

Time to have some fun, Your iPad or mine?

apple-fansituational

Meet you at four-twenty.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

The only thing ‘fun size’ about me is my Snickers. The candy bar. I’m talking about the candy bar here.

weddingsituational

Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?

dog-parksituational

I was looking for treasure and i think i found some.

poolside-beachsituational

What’s your favorite way to eat rhubarb? [Wait for answer] I’d love to make it for you.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Did you hear that? The DJ is playing our future song!

las-vegas-casinosituational

How about schedule a free package pickup to avoid waiting in line at the post office and use the time have a drink with me?

post-officesituational

Tide waits for no man.

laundromatsituational

Save Water. Shower together with me.

showersituational

Babe are you from outer space? Because your legs are out of this world.

spacesituational

Do you believe in adventitious love or do I have to walk by again?

high-school-satsituational

Hey baby, if I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

cars-trusituational

Give me your address and I'll help you put your groceries away.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I didn't know angels were allowed in public schools.

high-school-satsituational

Here, this will help protect you against my inflation.

cryptocurrencysituational

Babe, I know fullfilment. I will work all of your channels.

shopifysituational

You know it's really dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because with your looks you could melt all this stuff!

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

My! But you are a beautiful damsel in distress! Allow me to help you out of it.

medieval-middle-agesituational

No spoofing could fake my feelings for you.

cryptocurrencysituational

Coffee, tea, or me?Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

How does a guy implements Localization in your heart?

shopifysituational

I'm soy into you.

coffee-shopsituational

Don't say yes yet, I've got a whole speech planned.

graduationsituational

Let me get this mirror, so you can see yourself in our volunteer program?

volunteerssituational

Hey girl, can I take a picture of you? I want to make a customized stamp of you, so everyone will know how beautiful you are.

post-officesituational

You don't need to take the LSAT, I'll let you right in.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I ain't ever seen a country boy with tires on his truck this high.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Nice asteroids.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Babe, I would totally go down and FaceTime you.

apple-fansituational

I just got back from fishin'. Wanna see my rod?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

I normally would say yes, but your prostate and testes are unremarkable. Plus your heart weighs only 360 grams.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Great festival, but you know what's missing? Ins and Outs

concert-music-festivalsituational

You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.Countries; Czech Republic

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Where can I order a pretty face?

garden-and-farmsituational

Want to ride on my Monster truck?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Computer science Major: Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

collegesituational

It's spin time, baby!

las-vegas-casinosituational

You would be in great shape if your body could run like your mouth.

gym-fitnesssituational

I love a good South of the border crossing.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I heard your southern deserts are dry but I can bring rain down there.

desertsituational

Every love story is beautiful, but ours will be my favorite.

weddingsituational

This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for my love machine.

bars-nightclubssituational

You will meet a tall, dark straphanger.Subway

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Man, if bein' sexy was against the law, then I would start working out just to spite my parents.

collegesituational

It’s literally like there’s no one else in the room but you right now. Literally. Wait, is there anyone else in the room?

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Pardon me miss, but I couldn't help noticing that you have beautiful hair.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Hey Mona Lisa, come home you know you can't Rome without Caesar. (Flashing Lights)Kanye West featuring Dwele

song-lyricsituational

Girl, if you follow Justin Bieber on Twitter, DM my phone number and sing just need someone who loooove when you called !

justin-biebersituational

Your chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping chamber.

medieval-middle-agesituational

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

graduationsituational

Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.

darksituational

I’d give my right arm for a date with you. Here you go! (Zombie)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

I hate sitting in traffic like this, don't you? Let's get off at the next exit and have dinner while we wait this out. I'll just follow you. You pick the restaurant!

cars-trusituational

I have 'Great Expectations' for our future tonight.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

I'm not Charmin, but I'd be all yours in that booty....

ghettosituational

You're so fine you could make an impression on Monet.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

You are my birthday wishes come true!

birthdaysituational

I know we just met, but will you marinade me?

barbecue-partysituational

In the bathroom line: Please, you go ahead.Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

I never do this, but I think you're cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me.

gym-fitnesssituational

You rock my world. Or we just derailed.Subway

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

I'd love to share a sleeping bag and breakfast with you.

tentinsituational

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

birthdaysituational

I'm like a roller coaster. Because you can ride me all day long.

roller-coastersituational

I promise it won't hurt if you sleep on me in the middle of the night.

legosituational

I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna get it out?

poolside-beachsituational

You know, if we tell them we met here maybe they'll let us get married on a metro car some day.Metro

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Babe I don't want no Amazon Kindle, the only one that I want to Kindle is you.

amazonsituational

You can pin me any day.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

Wanna help me pitch a tent? (Coachella)

concert-music-festivalsituational

The moment I saw you, I knew we'd fall desperately in love, get married, have kids...

weddingsituational

I hope you don't find this too forward, but I'm a firm believer in direct action.

activist-protestsituational

I like my men like I like my books---well read and in leather.

collegesituational

Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

This iPencil is not the only thing that I know how to use.

apple-fansituational

Baby I want to bang you as hard as I bang the keys of my piano when I play Beethoven's 5th symphony.Piano

music-instrumentsituational

Wanna come over for a play date?

single-parents-playgroundsituational

Are you an alien? Because I've got a feeling that dancing with you will be like nothing else on earth!

dancesituational

I hope you are CPR certified, because you just stopped my heart.

volunteerssituational

I'm worried about you getting a sunburn. How about I cover you with my body?

poolside-beachsituational

Hey cutie, your next drink's on me. I've saved a lot of money because I'm still on my parents' phone plan. (High School Acquaintance)

bars-nightclubssituational

Did you just call me on my iphone? I felt something vibrating in my pocket.

apple-fansituational

Q: What letter make honey? A: "B"Spelling Bee

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Girl, I want to fuel you up tonight.

gas-stationsituational

You're so energy efficient.

cars-trusituational

I bet I can find a place to fit you in my private library collection.

librarysituational

I'd never be Misérables waking up to your face.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Knock knock! Who's there? Waldo. Waldo who? I have heard that you have been trying to find me.

knock-knocsituational

Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I will be a poster of @ justinbieber, and you can beat me against the wall and make out with me

justin-biebersituational

I can show you some clear and convincing evidence that you won't be objecting tonight.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

If your beauty is the canned food drive, there will be no hungry family in America.

volunteerssituational

Too bad we didn't build a bomb shelter inside this bomb shelter, because I'm about to explode.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

To be honest, I kind of wanted to nail that other bridesmaid, but you seem to have much lower standards.

weddingsituational

These peppers are, like, so yellow. Which reminds me—what are you doing Saturday?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Can I have The Way of All Flesh with you?

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

You must have gotten the hair flip down to a science, because I'm totally head over heel.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

You know what they say about a cowboy with a large belt buckle.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

You put a steak right. through. my. heart.

barbecue-partysituational

Hey baby, are you Amazon Prime? Because I would like to subscribe you and use you every day.

amazonsituational

Trust me, you will NOT regret it in the morning.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Oh, you like my High 5 jersey? You know what it's made of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

So, you like vending machine? How much money do I need to spend before I get some?

vending-machinsituational

I'm going to have to get a security guard, because you're trying to steal my heart.

las-vegas-casinosituational

Here’s The Gate Key…To My Heart!

tiktoksituational

Girl don't repudiate me, I'm a nice guy.

high-school-satsituational

Hey baby, this iPad's not the only thing that's 9.7 inches and magical, let's get to my pad.

apple-fansituational

Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

They say missionary position help men to work out the chest and triceps, is it true?

gym-fitnesssituational

If you got a big dick, let me search it, and find out how hard I gotta work ya. (Work It)Missy Elliot

song-lyricsituational

I'm even more afraid of losing you than I am of what we're going to have to do when the food rations run out.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Baker! I got some nice buns for you.

knock-knocsituational

Hey girl, can you say that one more time? I can't hear you over the Sound and the Fury of my beating heart.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I promise, I'll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

Knock Knock Who's there? I love you! I love you who? Don't ask who, because it's you. 

knock-knocsituational

I wish I'd brought my towel, can I share yours?

poolside-beachsituational

Hi. Would you like to try the "Whack-a-Mole"?

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

The Dark Knight isn't the only thing that's rising.

darksituational

I love lying on the poolside and checking you out.

apartmentsituational

You can be my girl; I can be your man. And we can pump this jam however you want. (Hey Baby)Pitbll feat T-Pain

song-lyricsituational

Girl, are you a train. Because I choo choo choose you.

trainsituational

Can I hose down your doublet?

medieval-middle-agesituational

I took my pills today, I am good for 2x boost.

ubesituational

Where am I from, milady? Nantucket of course!! Shall I prove it to you?

medieval-middle-agesituational

When do negotiations begin?

activist-protestsituational

Is your dad a thief? Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

ghettosituational

You must be from Lego architecture, you're so incredibly well-build.

legosituational

It's all FOMO with you.

cryptocurrencysituational

you got a neighbor in me.

apartmentsituational

I'd sure like to pin you down.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole the Eurostars from the sky and put them in your eyes.General

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?

tindersituational

Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I want to actively listen to your life story.

activist-protestsituational

I'll show you my black iron pipe

barbecue-partysituational

Wanna hold my corn dog?

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

Girl, you give me the butterflies.

poolside-beachsituational

Lets be Lego Friends with benefits.

legosituational

Do you have a map to the dance floor? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

dancesituational

Wanna get weird after this?

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Do you want to race? [long pause waiting for laughter to subside] Well, I guess we can't race now. Why don't you give me your phone number and we can arrange a time and place later?

cars-trusituational

You make me want to be a better parent.

single-parents-playgroundsituational

Let's get breakfast at the Tiffany's! [Leave and then come back] OK, it turns out I misunderstood something. There is no food allowed in Tiffany's. Also, you're not allowed in if you're poor.

las-vegas-casinosituational

I left my pants in your apartment, could we go get them?

apartmentsituational

The earthquake was in Virginia today, but it could be in your bedroom tonight. (Earthquake)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.

dog-parksituational

So you're gonna have to blow me for those buds...

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

I may not be good looking, but I'm ranked Top 20 in the country

las-vegas-casinosituational

Customer: "Can I give you my number?" (Barista Pick up line)

coffee-shopsituational

I have been staring at you from all angles around the store but now that we're here in the checkout line I feel like it's appropriate.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

This wine is good, but I know just the food pairing that would take it to a whole nother level.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

Knock knock! Who's there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to use a condom?

knock-knocsituational

I dont care that you you used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat!

ghettosituational

Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Can you feel the bass pounding in your chest

concert-music-festivalsituational

Knock Knock Who's there? Cynthia! Cynthia who? Cynthia you been away, I missed you. 

knock-knocsituational

Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you sure are dope!

ghettosituational

Just call me the D-livery man

barbecue-partysituational

Tell me something about yourself...

bars-nightclubssituational

Are you an Amazon Package? Because I'd like to rip your packaging and make you mine.

amazonsituational

We Bali know each other, but I Jakarta take my eyes off you!Countries; Indonesia

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

Put on an orange vest, because I want to pick you up today.

walmartsituational

You're the cutest boy/girl in I've seen in a bra top made out of reclaimed wood all day and I've seen about 33.

concert-music-festivalsituational

I built a sleeping bed in the back of my truck, seems there's too much room for one

cars-trusituational

Is your name flecainide? Because u just made my heart skip a beat.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

I asked my friend to introduce us, but she says she doesn't know you.

weddingsituational

Zac Hanson: just think you may be the lucky girl my parents finally allow me to go on a date to Chuck E. Cheese's with

boy-bandssituational

Hey Babe, I know how to press the right buttons and won't reach down until the time is right.

vending-machinsituational

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I danced with you?

dancesituational

When you touch me, the connection between us is the lightning cable.

apple-fansituational

How do you spell your name? I want to make sure I have it spelled correctly on the registration form.

volunteerssituational

It was love at first sniff.

dog-parksituational

Want to come over and see my world map?Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Are you Harvard? Because I know I've got no chance with you.

high-school-satsituational

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a big kiss?

knock-knocsituational

Baby, I fell for you bell hooks, line, and sinker.

activist-protestsituational

Someday my rinse will come

laundromatsituational

Knock, knock! Who's there? Dream. Dream Who? You having a sweet dream tonight.

knock-knocsituational

Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Baby, my proof of stake will surely satisfy your selection.

cryptocurrencysituational

There are over six hundred varieties of heirloom tomatoes, but there’s only one of me.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Are you in astronomy? Because your ass is out of this world.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

WATCH THE GAP where my heart used to be before you STOLE IT, you thief of the heart.Subway

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

You are so hot that I can't wait to see at next study session.Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Baby, you're so hot, you're like oil at the end of a tournament – burning up.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

There's a rave in my pants and you've got guest list.

concert-music-festivalsituational

Knock knock! Who's there? Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby who? Never mind, I'll come back when you're asleep, soon.

knock-knocsituational

Excuse me, ma'am, we're going to have to ask you to turn down the wattage on that smile; you're blinding the other drivers.

cars-trusituational

Are you my package from Amazon? I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.

amazonsituational

I want to visit your Netherlands.Countries; Netherlands

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Girl, did you lose your job? I got a ton of unemployed pick up lines. But none of them work.

interview-and-unemployedsituational

Pssst! My piggly is wiggly.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Don’t you just love stone fruit?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Wanna go back to my place and do something about that shrinkage?

poolside-beachsituational

Would you dance with me so I can tell my friends I just danced with an angel?

dancesituational

That tux looks really good on you. It would also look really good on my floor. Or nicely folded and hung in my closet, if you're a neat freak.

weddingsituational

You make me feel like I could touch the planets. You want the moon, girl? Watch me grab it. (Rocketeer)Far East Movement

song-lyricsituational

What say you and me hit the dance floor and show those funky chickens how it's done?

weddingsituational

Can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip? I think you just hooked me.

fishingsituational

This weekend let's do to our bodies what Godzilla does to Tokyo.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

You are so funny you almost make me forget. Almost.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Not even the police can kill my love for you!

activist-protestsituational

Are you Swedish? 'Cause you the sweetest fish I sea.

fishingsituational

If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

I would fill out four whole pages of supplemental materials just to have a chance to be with you.

high-school-satsituational

We'd better call the disaster response team, because I think I just felt the earth shake beneath me.

volunteerssituational

Hey Baby, what's your sign?Astrology

astrology-astronomsituational

Roses are red. Mud is brown. Country music up. Tailgate down.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

BBQ Pickup Lines followed Brogan Flanagan, Clinton Reeder, Harley Todorovich and 7 others

barbecue-partysituational

Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

That dress is beautiful, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

bars-nightclubssituational

Are you the deep end? Because I’m ready to dive right in.

poolside-beachsituational

I just wanna take you in a dark room & see what develops!

darksituational

Stop being querulous and just sleep with me.

high-school-satsituational

A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Do you Magna Cum Laude here often?

graduationsituational

Do you know the Tango, because your dancing away with my heart.

dancesituational

Any chance I could Dubai you dinner tonight?Countries; Dubai, U.A.E

travel-foreign-countrysituational

If quietus you make, I'll bare my bodkin for you.

medieval-middle-agesituational

I never Googled this until I saw you, "Hey Google, what is love?"

google-and-search-enginesituational

You must be a 10 cause you just gave me a straight

las-vegas-casinosituational

Girl, stop causing forest fire in my pants.

tentinsituational

I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.

dog-parksituational

Let’s just say that my peach-squeezing skills extend to other fruits as well. Like boobs.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Girl you are so hot, you must be burning with octane 100.

gas-stationsituational

Tell me how to turn your love on (Kiss You)One Direction

song-lyricsituational

Want to share a cappuccino in Milan tomorrow morning?Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Babe are you Amazon? Because you are in your Prime.

amazonsituational

Do you prefer stiff or limp rods?

fishingsituational

There are many fishes in the sea, but it’s only you I see with me.

fishingsituational

Ever been stripped-searched by a minimum-wage flunky?Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Hold up some huge baggy pants or bling- “Wow this would look so AWESOME on me- yeah like a playa pimp. You can be my biatch

shopping-mallsituational

I need to call Heaven on my iphone because they lost one of their angels.

apple-fansituational

Nice ribs! (Zombie)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Hey baby, mind if i send my probe into your wormhole?Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?

tindersituational

Knock knock! Who's there? Jamaican. Jamaican who? Jamaican me horny.

knock-knocsituational

You've got the fanciest fantail I've ebber seen.

poolside-beachsituational

Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.

laundromatsituational

I don't care who you are, Where you're from, What you did, As long as you love me (Backstreet Boys)

boy-bandssituational

Hi. Can I get you a drink?

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

Hey girl call me Rockwell 'cause I'd like to show you my slab-serif.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I must have a low creatinine clearance, because I can't seem to get you out of my mind.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

My Lady, dost thou possess a looking glass in thine bodice? For I may surely see myself within their folds.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Would you allow me to experience what's beyond your Event Horizon?Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

No, it can't be bought it's something you're born with. That's what country is.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

I don't work at the post office... but I'll inspect your package.

post-officesituational

You must work in the freezer because baby, I can't feel my face when I'm with you,... But I love it!

walmartsituational

What a fine set of chalices you have.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Babe, it's time to ride my rocket all the way to the moon tonight.

moonsituational

My meat is very interested in being inside of your fridge.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Tiktok videos are short and sweet, just like you girl.

tiktoksituational

Great great looking hands and finger nails! They will look good on my body.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

A body like yours/ oughta be in jail/ 'cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene. (Little Red Corvette)Prince

song-lyricsituational

Hey! Where you going? Get your tits back over here by me.

concert-music-festivalsituational

Roll down your window and say, "I think I'm overheating."

cars-trusituational

Tonight, let's get some! (Live While We Are Young)One Direction

song-lyricsituational

Knock knock! Who's there? Radio! Radio who? Radio not, here I come!

knock-knocsituational

Do you pee here often?

dog-parksituational

I’ll let you look through my tackle box.

fishingsituational

Do you rent or own your flute?

single-parents-playgroundsituational

Hey, I’m cramming for a test- can you quiz me on these questions for a few minutes?

collegesituational

Due to a signal malfunction, I'm not sure if you're interested?Subway

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Hi! I'm from out of town and lost...could you show me the way to your house?

cars-trusituational

Are you an international space station? Because I want to refill you with my space shuttle.

spacesituational

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you stunning. 

knock-knocsituational

If peeing on me makes you happy, consider it my Valentine's gift to you.

dog-parksituational

Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste you "Now And Later"?

ghettosituational

Are you busy tonight at last call?

bars-nightclubssituational

Hey sugar pie, I would love to buy you a fennel cake.

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

I know a great recovery for jet lag.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men upAstronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

I am your power driver bonus.

ubesituational

Are you and your friend interested in a little team roping?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Babe do you like riding roller coasters? Because you will soon enjoy a thrill ride with me.

roller-coastersituational

Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I know you're my Seoul-mate.Countries; South Korea

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I hope you took your Flintstone vitamins today because I'm gonna make your Bedrock!

gym-fitnesssituational

Ready to have a fucking good time in no strings attached sleeping bags for one night?

tentinsituational

Girl are you an iphone? Because I could play with you all night.

apple-fansituational

We'll behave like animals, swing from tree to tree. (Southern Girl)Incubus

song-lyricsituational

I know you must be injured after falling from heaven but you don't have to worry. I am First Aid certified.

volunteerssituational

Graduation celebrate school is done look out world here I come.

graduationsituational

Could you hold my eel? He is a slippery little fucker.

fishingsituational

If my lungs still worked, you would totally take my breath away! (Zombie)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Hey you…I swipe you right.

bars-nightclubssituational

You don't have to plaster me with Vodka if you want my number, Yakutsk just ask me.Countries; Russia

travel-foreign-countrysituational

On Virgin America's in-flight chat: Hey, beautiful / Hi, handsome.Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

If I give you my extra coupon will you write my number on it?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.

robotsituational

There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

roses are #FF0000 / violets are #0000FF / all my base / belong to you.

robotsituational

Babe, my hard covers is going to make you last.

librarysituational

AYE girl lemme me put my direct in yo deposit!

ghettosituational

I feel like you need to know that, if our relationship goes any further than this dance, can't take you to the temple...mainly because you're smokin!

dancesituational

Are those melons fresh?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

How much more gasoline fuel do you need? Cuz I got some wood for you right here.

gas-stationsituational

You make my heart melt like ice on a beach.

poolside-beachsituational

If you break my heart, it will hurt more than any Lego I've stepped on.

legosituational

How are you doing tonight?

bars-nightclubssituational

Hey, good lookin'. Whatcha got cookin'? How's about cookin' somethin' up with me? (Hey Good Lookin)Hank Williams

song-lyricsituational

Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?General

music-instrumentsituational

Pick up? Hit me up. 420!

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

You are the only product I want in my collection.

shopifysituational

Are you free time? Because you are out of this world.Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

If you were a bowling score, you'd be 300 because you're perfect

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

What are the chances I see you naked tonight?

tindersituational

Forgive my forwardness. My mind's been in the gutter all night long.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

That's a nice set of mallets you have.Percussion Instrument

music-instrumentsituational

I have never let my schooling interfere with my sex life.

graduationsituational

I'd like to end your Age of Innocence.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

I don't know your name, but I love your smile.

justin-biebersituational

There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you are the only one I am fishing for.

fishingsituational

You don't need to catch the bouquet to get lucky.

weddingsituational

Meet me in the stacks.

librarysituational

I want to be inside your lady garden gnomesaying?

garden-and-farmsituational

Your eyes are so blue im swimming in them

gym-fitnesssituational

Nothing is sexier than meeting CAFE standards.

cars-trusituational

Are you a black hole in my otherwise void life? Because you keep pulling me in.

spacesituational

That's a nice chastity belt you're wearing. My blacksmith friends and I can help you out of it.

medieval-middle-agesituational

I really like your carboys.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

Yo girl, I heard your good at math... Because your legs are always divided.

ghettosituational

Don’t walk into the building. The sprinklers will go off

high-school-satsituational

You know what they say about men with 21?

las-vegas-casinosituational

It's getting crowded at this festival. Can I hold your totem?

concert-music-festivalsituational

Girl, you could check out my private library any time.

librarysituational

Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Wanna free lube job?

cars-trusituational

Who your hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

If you were my boyfriend, I’d always make you priority male.

post-officesituational

I am a roller coaster. The faster i go, the more u scream.

roller-coastersituational

Hey, I know this is random, but I'm so bored. Wanna play ‘Go Fish?Airport

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

I know summer must be over, because you're about to fall for me.

high-school-satsituational

Your nickname should be ‘Pool Tile,’ because you’re slippery when wet.

poolside-beachsituational

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions?Bus

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Would thoust be interested in viewing mine buttshaft?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Why storm the castle when we can make our own?

medieval-middle-agesituational

I can infer that you are smart enough to go out with me.

high-school-satsituational

Hey girl, you good at pitchin' my tent.

tentinsituational

If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'you are here.'

las-vegas-casinosituational

Did we go to high school together, or do you look familiar because I'm already in love with you? (High School Acquaintance)

bars-nightclubssituational

Is that a Beretta in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Excuse me, but my Chai gave me an awful tongue burn. I think I need mouth-to-mouth.

coffee-shopsituational

You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line. Would you care to dance?

dancesituational

My birthday is on the 4th of July... I bet I can make you see fireworks.

birthdaysituational

Ugh, shoes. So time consuming. I'm wearing boots today, too. That one guy ruined it for all of us, right?Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Do you like roller coasters? Because I can not only rock your world, but I can send you on a ride you will never forget.

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

It's destiny that Uber connect you with the people, places, and things you love. I am one of those people.

ubesituational

Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

collegesituational

Wanna come over to my place and play Legos?!

legosituational

Tonight, let's get some! (One Direction – Live While We Are Young)

boy-bandssituational

Baby, you won't ever want for nothing. You are my ends and my means now. With you there's no in between. I'm all in. Because my cards are on the table and I'm willing and I'm able. But I fold to your wish cause it's my command.

justin-biebersituational

Call me Satoshi, cuz you’re my true vision.

cryptocurrencysituational

I can feel a lot of tension between us.

fishingsituational

Buy lottery tickets and hand them out to girls with this statement written on the back, "If you win, will you take me out to celebrate? Even if you don't win, let's get together sometime. Here's my number ____."

bars-nightclubssituational

Can I add you on LinkedIn?

graduationsituational

I would have my wealthy great-grandfather build a wing of a library in your name if it would do anything for my chances.

high-school-satsituational

Country girls do it with their boots on!

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

I'll turn your driveshaft.

cars-trusituational

I'd mine your hashes.

cryptocurrencysituational

You're looking A-grade tonight!

high-school-satsituational

What would it take to get invited into your inner iris?

garden-and-farmsituational

I may be graduating with a 2.4 GPA, but I got a 4.0 in treading the ladies riiiiight.

graduationsituational

I don't mean to be forward but your hair style looks beautiful on you.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Girl you are so hot, if you are an app, you would get banned from the store.

apple-fansituational

Hey baby! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!

cars-trusituational

Can I help you do your laundry?

laundromatsituational

I'll tell you my gift: I'll be your most obedient slave for this hot and sizzling night. Happy Birthday, sexy.

birthdaysituational

Didn’t I blow you earlier in the day, or was that a radiant leaf pile at sunrise? (Leaf Blower)

garden-and-farmsituational

Price check for mixed roasted nuts on aisle 69!

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Hi, I live across the hall from you. You sure look pretty through the peep hole.

apartmentsituational

I am like the bugs in the apartment. You can never get rid of me.

apartmentsituational

You know, they call it adult swim for a reason.

poolside-beachsituational

I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.

dog-parksituational

Sun for the day. Moon for the night. And you for the rest of my life.

moonsituational

Do you have foreign aid? Because I just fell into a poverty trap.

volunteerssituational

I'll show you my passport if you show me yours.Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Girl, let us use our imagination to build a beautiful Lego world together.

legosituational

I may not be in love. But let me tell you I'm in heat. (Romeo)Dolly Parton

song-lyricsituational

Baby I am Amazon, because I will always deliver my package to you on demand.

amazonsituational

Do you work for Amazon, because I can see you handling my package.

amazonsituational

I can tell a grape's ripe by the way it tastes.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Mistletoe. Mistletoe who? How can I kiss you I’m outside!

knock-knocsituational

Babe, it's time to get out of this fishbowl and see the real world with me.

fishingsituational

I must be behind on my vaccines because I am LOVESICK.

dog-parksituational

City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Way, way down inside, I'm gonna give you my love, I'm gonna give you every inch of my love, gonna give you my love. (Whole Lotta Love)Led Zeppelin

song-lyricsituational

May I use those melons for my Fruit of the Loom salad?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

You should see the size of the one that got away.

fishingsituational

I don't need no Viagra to build my capacity. I've got you.

volunteerssituational

Hey girl are you a towel? Because i want to take you to my shower.

showersituational

I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

cars-trusituational

Ever had sex while camping? It’s fucking In-Tents.

tentinsituational

Would you like to date a coworker? If the answer is yes you will be hired.

interview-and-unemployedsituational

I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you

boy-bandssituational

Girl let me put my tent stake in your forest ground.

tentinsituational

The rod's not that big, but I sure know how to wiggle the worm.

fishingsituational

That white linen summer dress you sewed yourself would look great on my floor.

garden-and-farmsituational

Girl are you dark mode? Because I want to switch you on at night in my bed.

darksituational

I am Uber, and I am coming for you.

ubesituational

You are more beautiful than the full moon.

moonsituational

Roses are red violets are blue. If you were a train I always ride you.

trainsituational

There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.

dog-parksituational

I'm uber excited to be driving you today.

ubesituational

I hope you don’t object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don’t you?Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us?

robotsituational

Is your heart available for layaway?

ghettosituational

Dayyum put your shirt back on because your so hot i think im gonna have to put on my sunglasses

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

Sorry, babe, did I make you all wet?

poolside-beachsituational

Excuse me, could you please tell me where the Post Office is?

post-officesituational

Can you please stop staring at my chip stack

las-vegas-casinosituational

I'm your Plan A... we'll worry Plan B later.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Do you collect minifigures? Want to trade heads and bodies?

legosituational

Babe, you could grab my pump any time.

gas-stationsituational

You're giving me a heart attack, looking like you do (One Direction - Heart Attack)

boy-bandssituational

If you jingle my bells, I’ll give you a white TikTok Christmas.

tiktoksituational

Are you into fitness? How about fitting my thingy into your thingy?

gym-fitnesssituational

If you were an iPhone, I would fondle and tap you all day!

apple-fansituational

Babe, want some bricks?

legosituational

This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.Clarinet

music-instrumentsituational

Hey Girl! You’ve a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.

cars-trusituational

Babe, the shower isn't the only thing that will clean you up tonight.

showersituational

I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.

poolside-beachsituational

I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.Music

music-instrumentsituational

I have a lucky pole and I'll let you use it.

fishingsituational

Can you call a lifeguard? Because I'm drowning in your eyes...

poolside-beachsituational

Redstone is red, Lapis is blue, I’d trade all my views just to be with you.

tiktoksituational

Knock knock! Who's there? Juno. Juno who? Juno I love you, don't you?

knock-knocsituational

Let's make some aftershocks of our own. (Earthquake)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

This may sound like a pick up line, but you might die without me. Literally! (John Connor)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

What has 145 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

gym-fitnesssituational

Girl, there is always an empty space in my mind for you.

spacesituational

Yo wanna see my maxifig?

legosituational

Is it 451 degrees Fahrenheit in here, or is it just you?

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

How about you move on over to my lane?

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

Guy: Are you ketchup? Girl: No, Why? Guy: Because I'm mustard, we should get together on a wiener.

barbecue-partysituational

You look sexy in that a ripper slipper.

ghettosituational

You have the most amazing hair in the bar!

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

I hate ringing 10s. What's your number, so I can ring you instead?

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

Let me be your Frank Gehry and I’ll be sure to properly balance your curves.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.

poolside-beachsituational

Want to come to Paris and see my pied-à-terre?Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I’ll show you my ironic protest sign if you’ll show me yours.

activist-protestsituational

I love your nail color. It compliments your eyes/hairs/dress.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?

bars-nightclubssituational

I will let u hit this if I can tap that

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Are you a postage stamp? Let me lick ya before I stick ya.

post-officesituational

My balsa wood bridge is long and hard.Science Olympiad

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Beards can be red; A Blade can glow blue; There's only one precious; And that must be you. Happy birthday.

birthdaysituational

I've been VERY NAUGHTY. You'll have to put me in the stocks and "PUNISH" me, now won't you?

medieval-middle-agesituational

I know a great way to get the wrinkles out of those sheets.

laundromatsituational

How do you like your organic, free range eggs?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Let's play Justin Bieber Mall Tour, is a fierce group teens, and I'm a bit ‘ of white meat !

justin-biebersituational

I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Your breath smells like Greenies.

dog-parksituational

Can I buy you a coffee sometime?

coffee-shopsituational

Babe your boyfriend is like an iPod, time to upgrade to this new iPhone.

apple-fansituational

You got a new Apple iPhone. Should I get the 10 gig or the 30 gig?

gym-fitnesssituational

Is that an oversized carry-on or are you just happy to see me?Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

your perfection infuriates post modernists

art-museum-and-museumsituational

You are the moon of my life. I want to look at you every night before sleeping.

moonsituational

You sure do know how to handle your chicken coop wire.

garden-and-farmsituational

Tell me you like GSMs? Let's head back to my place and I'll show you my version.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

You must be a full moon, Because you got me howling.

moonsituational

I'm graduating today! How about a graduation kiss? [Are you really graduating today?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?

graduationsituational

Do you want me to spot you while you do those squats?

gym-fitnesssituational

Computer science Major: Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

collegesituational

Will you be my student loans? Because I'd like to have you around for the rest of my life.

high-school-satsituational

Do you want self-service or full-service from my pumps?

gas-stationsituational

Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?

dancesituational

So what directory should I look for your heart's number?

ghettosituational

Be my queen bee.Spelling Bee

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.

dog-parksituational

Would you like to play my organ?Organ

music-instrumentsituational

You should definitely have a proper meal before the end of the world, you wanna get outta here?

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

I've had a crush on you for 2 hours.

tindersituational

You are gorgeous! I bet you look even better in your birthday suit.

birthdaysituational

I'd Fight to go to a Club with you.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Wanna pull an all-nighter with me?

graduationsituational

Are you Amazon? Because you have everything I want.

amazonsituational

I have all sorts of protection

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Is that a minifigure in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

legosituational

I'll call you when i finish the show and maybe we can hang out.

concert-music-festivalsituational

You hit on me harder than the black plague!

medieval-middle-agesituational

Do you think we would look cute dancing together? I think we should find out

dancesituational

Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich?

fishingsituational

Yes, that IS a deuce in my pocket.

las-vegas-casinosituational

Can you take a look at my sink?

apartmentsituational

Your pretty face sure would make a beautiful painting.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

If I told you your body looked like the Met's Aphrodite, would you hold it against me?

art-museum-and-museumsituational

I just shot a man for smiling at me. Wanna get hitched and steamboat away?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

I claim you in the name of JESUS!

ghettosituational

I could put some motion in your ocean.

poolside-beachsituational

Would you girls like to go party over at my place?

bars-nightclubssituational

If I was a pioneer, the only thing I would need to bring to keep me warm at night is the memory of dancing with you tonight.

dancesituational

I'd love to be your hydrogen fueling station.

cars-trusituational

It's cold outside baby, let's rollback the covers and snuggle.

walmartsituational

Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?Countries; Rome

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I actually fell for you before I even realized I did.

weddingsituational

Lemme borrow that number girl

ghettosituational

Is that a paint brush in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Hey baby! Want to see my bankroll?

las-vegas-casinosituational

I thought this was a vending machine because you look like a snack.

vending-machinsituational

All these kids, right? I could never.Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I'd love to buy you a drink from the open bar.

weddingsituational

What's your catalogue number baby?

librarysituational

I've got 2 boarding passes, lets catch a flight and see where we land.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

I can make it 8x surge.

ubesituational

Hey pull over, your car is on Fire!

cars-trusituational

I Ecua-dor you!

volunteerssituational

Has anyone unknown to you handled those funbags?Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Environmental sciences Major: I blame you for global warming, you're too hot to handle!

collegesituational

Girl/Boy you make working out look good!!!!

gym-fitnesssituational

Attach all the strings you want, baby (N'Sync)

boy-bandssituational

You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Do you believe in modern revelation? Cause I believe I'm standing in front of an angel and we're about to dance

dancesituational

Would you like to do some wine tasting? I'll taste you first.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

I buy garbage bags because I always take out the garbage.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Can I swim in your eyes on a hot summer day?

poolside-beachsituational

Twinkle twinkle little star, Let’s have s*x inside my car.

tiktoksituational

Damn you're like an award winning bass. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you.

fishingsituational

If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Are you the tuition at my dream school? Because I do not think my parents will approve of you (which makes it all the hotter).

high-school-satsituational

So I see you like reading? Want to date a person who also likes to read?

librarysituational

Are you a magnet? Cause you attracted me from across the room. Wanna dance?

dancesituational

I can't stop looking at you.

bars-nightclubssituational

Can I be your next varietal?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I got your suppository right here, baby.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion? Smooth as a devil.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.

gym-fitnesssituational

You must be from Paris, 'cause you're driving me in-Seine.Countries; France

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Can you keep a secret? I'm packin'.Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

You don't know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!

tindersituational

If you were a car door, I'd slam you all night long.

cars-trusituational

Want some non-dairy creamer?

coffee-shopsituational

Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. it’s not as hot as you.

coffee-shopsituational

I'd like to hang you up and nail you to the wall.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Kinkey but replace the ‘kin’ with ‘mon'

tiktoksituational

Hey there, did someone request a little extra whip?

coffee-shopsituational

Convert this.

cars-trusituational

Are you the sunset? Because you are my only hope before the darkness.

darksituational

Let's jump up on the pool table and show your boobs.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

This may not be India, but since I saw you I've felt like I'm in Lucknow.Countries; India

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Want to drive for miles and stare at my dashboard?

cars-trusituational

Want to come play on my fault line? (Earthquake)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Girl you must be Sotalol, because you prolong my QT interval

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.

tindersituational

Word of the day is legs, wanna go back to my place and spread the word?

gym-fitnesssituational

How about some decathasex to help you relax?Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Baby, my life is an open book for you in this library.

librarysituational

I'd like to hit the big one on your pay table.

las-vegas-casinosituational

Here's my card, call if you need a buck.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Wow—funny MEAT-ing you here. Get it? How 'meat' and 'meet' are homophones? You should help me stop talking.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Are you as loud as your chickens?

garden-and-farmsituational

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

weddingsituational

You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.Countries; France

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Smile while lifting a sign that says, "Am listening to Car Talk. Wanna listen together?

cars-trusituational

If you'd let me, baby, I'd Middlemarch you right on down the aisle.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

You are as hot as a desert biome summer.

desertsituational

What else can you pickle?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!

robotsituational

Are you a math olympiad problem? Because you got me harder than calculus.Math Olympiad

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Babe, you can count me on as the moon. You are the center of my world.

moonsituational

I wanna rosin your bow…String Instrument

music-instrumentsituational

I like your last name. Can I have it?

weddingsituational

Hey baby! You’re looking at an expert card counter.

las-vegas-casinosituational

What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Need some lube for your cotton-mouth?

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Babe are you a vending machine? How far can my fist reach in?

vending-machinsituational

I have everything apple, iPod, iPhone and the iPad. But missing you, iSad.

apple-fansituational

I see you've got some tequila's.  Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?

bars-nightclubssituational

I'm Havana dream about you.Countries; Havana; Cuba

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I don’t need to give you my number. Just follow the noise pollution. (Leaf Blower)

garden-and-farmsituational

Let's make like pins and split.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

Is that a hard cover, or are you just happy to see me?

librarysituational

What's the name of that funny dance you were doing? It's really good!

bars-nightclubssituational

Wanna help me smoke this joint?

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Do you know where that that other playground is?

single-parents-playgroundsituational

Girl, you are SO FETCH.

dog-parksituational

I thought robust started with an 'r'. Why does mine start with 'u'?

volunteerssituational

Hey gorgeous, can I pickle your fish?

fishingsituational

Well do ya? Do you want to go where I've never let you before? (Do You Want To)Franz Ferdinand

song-lyricsituational

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police, it’s cold out here.

knock-knocsituational

Hey baby, if I was a car, I'd need some coolant, because you've got my engine overheating.

cars-trusituational

When you sleep, you look like an angel.Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!Choir

music-instrumentsituational

Woah! What's the name of THIS heavenly body?Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

If I may invite the courts attention to my dick, you will see you should let this evidence in. Its substantially more probative than opposing council's point.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I couldn't help but notice you at the shelter cluster meeting. Why don't you take refuge at my place tonight?

volunteerssituational

Babe, I will never be Out of Stock for you.

shopifysituational

Oh, you have two motors? That's hot.

cars-trusituational

Linguistics Major: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

collegesituational

You put me on Red alert.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I've got a case of WD-40 in the back, wanna get drunk?

robotsituational

Your doghouse or mine?

dog-parksituational

I don’t know about an earthquake, but I’d sure like to make your plates shift. (Earthquake)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Are you Cornell? Because I saw that you have an Ithaca area code and that's where Cornell is located.

high-school-satsituational

Do you like bracelets? Because I have a bunch in my van.

concert-music-festivalsituational

Oh baby, trust me, I’m a French horn player. I know where to blow and where to put my hands and fingers on the right place.French Horn

music-instrumentsituational

Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet, because you got a fine grind going on.

barbecue-partysituational

We can have sex, but let’s make it quick blinds are up in 7 minutes

las-vegas-casinosituational

What's your favourite position when you're out in the field? Reverse Consultant or Missionary? How about Emancipatory Style?

volunteerssituational

I motion to have a ten-minute unmoderated caucus... in your pants.Model United Nations (U.N.)

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven University? And do you know what their minimum GPA requirement is?

high-school-satsituational

Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Here, let me blow that eyelash out of your eye, at point blank range. (Leaf Blower)

garden-and-farmsituational

Are you strategically arranged carbon atoms? Because you shine like a diamond.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Hey! Feel my bowling shirt, know what it's made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material!

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

I Ecuador you.Countries; Ecuador

travel-foreign-countrysituational

If you're finished checking my bag, there's one more pair of underwear to go through.Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Don't listen to the lies, I wear they all lies. You know I could be your knight in shining armor all tires. (Camera)Drake

song-lyricsituational

Are you sure you're not Finn's hair? Because you are just golden!

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Baby, I got 99 problems and the oppression faced by your community that disallows us from being together is one of them

activist-protestsituational

The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

You’re a prize winning fish… I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you.

fishingsituational

Girl, it's the library, but we could still do it if you could be quiet.

librarysituational

Wanna see my keg?

collegesituational

You are looking better on the cute moon when you are smiling.

moonsituational

Oh yea baby- black plague, leprosy, or scarlet fever- honey, I've got the cure for you.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Have you ever had a snook head straight up in your mangroves

fishingsituational

I wish I was an angel because then I could get inside your personal space.

spacesituational

How about you and I go out with a bang?

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

I’m wrinkle-free, pre-shrunk and low-sudsing.

laundromatsituational

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

tiktoksituational

Wanna bet I can hit the bullseye on the dartboard? If I lose, I will buy you a drink. If I win, will you come home with me tonight?

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

This may not feel like the right time to get to know you, but Venice the right time?Countries; Italy

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Do you have overdue books? Because you have fine written all over you.

librarysituational

So, how long have you been pickling these cucumbers?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Your beauty has scorched a hole into my heart as fast as a dragon in the mote.

medieval-middle-agesituational

So how do all of you know each other?

shopping-mallsituational

You must be tired, because you've been running around the field all day.

volunteerssituational

Me dancing without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

dancesituational

Baby you thicker than a novel, and I wanna read all yo pages

ghettosituational

You just reeled me in with your beauty.

fishingsituational

Will I get a chance to pop your clutch?

cars-trusituational

Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.

dog-parksituational

Wanna help me earn some extracurricular activity points?

graduationsituational

Are you Tesla? Because instead of pumping you gas, I'll pump you with some electricity.

gas-stationsituational

Dance with me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still roam the earth right?

dancesituational

Nice bobbers!

fishingsituational

Lets make like a LS1 and get the hell outta here

cars-trusituational

You belong in an art museum because you’re a masterpiece.

tiktoksituational

Girl, I would never throw you back once I catch you.

fishingsituational

It's not about how big your placard is, it's about how long you can keep it up.Model United Nations (U.N.)

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I was sent a bunch of bottles of ultra-expensive California Cabernets to review and I could sure use another palate! Want to come back to my place and help?

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

You are hot like the flames on birthday candles.

birthdaysituational

Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

I'd swap to a coach seat just to sit next to you.Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Have you ever considered making a difference in other people's life? Well you already did to my life.

volunteerssituational

Your organic garden or mine?

garden-and-farmsituational

How about I take you to the moon?

moonsituational

Let's make some sweet music together, honey.General

music-instrumentsituational

I don't know your name, but I love your smile. (Out of Town Girl)Justin Bieber

song-lyricsituational

It's inscrutable that God was able to let you out of heaven baby.

high-school-satsituational

Hey diddle diddle, that's what I want you to do to my vagina.

single-parents-playgroundsituational

So where's home? Do you and your parents get along?Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I am looking for a leash-free relationship.

dog-parksituational

Are you as efficient with your hands as you are with your energy?

cars-trusituational

I love the way you handle that big stick.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

Do you believe in love at first site or should I drive by again?

cars-trusituational

If I could just die in your arms, I wouldn't mind. (Die in Your Arms)Justin Bieber

song-lyricsituational

Let's take this protest to my place.

activist-protestsituational

The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving..

graduationsituational

Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

I should be working out right now, but I'm talking to you. Wanna catch a movie?

gym-fitnesssituational

What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.Countries; Kuwait

travel-foreign-countrysituational

If you were a Dodge, I'd RAM you.

cars-trusituational

Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Your lips, my biggest weakness. Shouldn't have let you know…

justin-biebersituational

As a matter of fact, I *am* Edward James Olmos. (Zombie)

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Are you a single rider, because we can ride together.

roller-coastersituational

If I pay for your gas, would you grab my pump?

gas-stationsituational

Girl you're so expensive my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Hey girl I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool 'cause I wanna make you my selection.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Babe are you the one crypto in my dream? I am going all in.

cryptocurrencysituational

Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes. (Pillow Talk)Kid Cudi

song-lyricsituational

Down to Mine?

cryptocurrencysituational

Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?

dog-parksituational

You shine just like the sun while the moon and the stars reflect your light.

justin-biebersituational

I joust love you, baby!

medieval-middle-agesituational

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Are you from India? Cause I'm trying to get In-di-a pants.Countries; India

travel-foreign-countrysituational

What is a nice corpse like you doing in a place like this?

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

You’re a real strike?

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

Where do you poop?

dog-parksituational

I am the best at long hauls, as long as you want.

ubesituational

Is that crotch sweat, or are you happy to see me?

concert-music-festivalsituational

Your Tiktok videos make me think that, you must be Trump’s wall because I can’t get over you

tiktoksituational

You better stop that watch because this objection is going to last all night long.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

You're giving me a heart attack, looking like you do (Heart Attack)One Direction

song-lyricsituational

Well I am here. What's your next two wishes?

birthdaysituational

Let's remove the space between me and you. (Tonight I'm Loving You)Enrique Iglesias)

song-lyricsituational

It's funny that you're reading Tennessee Williams, since you're the only 10 I see.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

I have a lucky pole. And I think it's about to get luckier tonight.

fishingsituational

Nice boots, wanna fuck?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

laundromatsituational

I like the cut of your jib.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Hey girl, you would beat the moon in a beauty contest.

moonsituational

Hey baby, how much does a polar bear weigh? Neither do I, but it broke the ice.

gym-fitnesssituational

Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.

poolside-beachsituational

Are you a Measles Champion? Because you just eradicated all of my problems.

volunteerssituational

How early do you rise?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Baby, I will Medicare for you all night.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

I'd never keep you on a short leash.

dog-parksituational

How about you and I form a binary system?Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

I'd like to invoke rule 615 and sequester you to my pants.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Time to get some sweet loving recharge, so you can stop going down on me like my iphone's battery.

apple-fansituational

Nice bowling shoes, wanna fuck?

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

You wanna grease my slide?String Instrument

music-instrumentsituational

Babe, whats good about camping is that no one can hear you moan in the wild.

tentinsituational

You know I'm da man you been wading for.

fishingsituational

You must be a piece of art, because I'd like to nail you up against a wall.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Linguistics Major: There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

collegesituational

If you weren’t a parent, what kind of car would you drive?

single-parents-playgroundsituational

Everything about you girl is so contagious. (Catching Feelings)Justin Bieber

song-lyricsituational

I will never trade you for another crypto.

cryptocurrencysituational

My clothes are off.. and I want it that way.

boy-bandssituational

Are you an antiques collector? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Are you a birthday cake? Because you are so sweet.

birthdaysituational

Have I danced with you yet? (no) That's a shame, I'd sure like to. May I have this dance?

dancesituational

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin ME and i think 1 slow dance would do just that.

dancesituational

I couldn't help but notice that you're the most beautiful person I've ever seen in my life.Leo

astrology-astronomsituational

The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Do you like to draw? (yeah why?) Because I put the D in Raw

ghettosituational

With all the MPG you get, we can totally drive into the sunset like, twice.

cars-trusituational

Hello. I'm sorry but I'm lost. Can you show me the road to happiness?

cars-trusituational

Let me be your logframe of love.

volunteerssituational

Have you seen the trailer for "We Bought A Zoo"?Airport

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Are you VIP or general admission?

concert-music-festivalsituational

Can i fish in your pond?

fishingsituational

Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Are you from space? Because you are one beautiful celestial body.

spacesituational

Is that a 9 inch joint in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Are you a poorly setup mining rig? Because you are smoking hot!

cryptocurrencysituational

Isn’t it tuber time?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Wanna see my birthday suit?

birthdaysituational

Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax?Saxophone

music-instrumentsituational

Baby I know you’re the Wan.

cryptocurrencysituational

I just came to this shopping mall to meet my friend and I saw you. I thought I would make a mistake if I did not approach you. And what are you doing at this shopping mall?

shopping-mallsituational

Hey I just realized this but you look a lot like my next dance partner.

dancesituational

You had me at the museum entrance.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

High School is a lot like toilet paper, you only miss it when its gone.

graduationsituational

Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I'm talking cocktails of course.

bars-nightclubssituational

You know the fish isn’t the only catch here.

fishingsituational

Looking for your Rinse Charming?

laundromatsituational

Hey baby, why don't you meet me at the Starbucks? No, the other one. No, not that one, the other one... no, the one on the second floor. No, not that one on the second floor the other one... never mind, I'm sorry I bothered you.

las-vegas-casinosituational

Nice legs. So, what time do they open?

gym-fitnesssituational

Google can return millions of results in under 1 second, and it took me a life time to find you.

google-and-search-enginesituational

Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to pick you up and stick my fingers in your holes.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

No more adobe flash me, just iMessage me the nudes.

apple-fansituational

Is that a tent peg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

tentinsituational

Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding ?Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Let our rigs mine and we could chill.

cryptocurrencysituational

Hey baby, my name's Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!

robotsituational

Want to listen to my hookup playlist on iTunes?

apple-fansituational

The prosecution can rest at my place tonight.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

If I were a hybrid car, I'd let you hand the control over to my electric engine.

cars-trusituational

Nothing turns me on more than you being against the oppressive system.

activist-protestsituational

Are you a birthday balloon? Because your booties' popping.

birthdaysituational

I came here looking for a little tail.

dog-parksituational

You really flip turn me on.

poolside-beachsituational

Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.

tindersituational

I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.

high-school-satsituational

Is there a mirror in yer pants? Because I can see myself in em.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

You make me want to Express myself.Subway

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Hello there, how do you brew?

coffee-shopsituational

There will only be 7 planets left, when I'm done with UranusAstronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

The water’s not the only thing here that’s hard.

laundromatsituational

You must be a missing tote because im searching everywhere for you.

walmartsituational

With a beautiful body like yours, surely you work out. Which health spa do you work out at?

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

We might as well get to know one another. We'll probably be seeing each other at baby showers and anniversary parties.

weddingsituational

You're so fascinating, I could write a 10-page paper about you.

collegesituational

I hear you’ve got an impressive block folio.

cryptocurrencysituational

Baby, requesting permission to import my private keys into your hot wallet.

cryptocurrencysituational

Would you like to go on a ride with me?

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

You roast my heart!

coffee-shopsituational

It doesn't take an erudite scholar to know dat you are hot!

high-school-satsituational

I can show you where to bin your overstock.

walmartsituational

I think I've found the blue-ribbon melons!

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

I heard as a Peace Corps volunteer you have to adjust to the many new and different situations. How about this one?

volunteerssituational

What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.

bars-nightclubssituational

You're under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Girl, you remind me of a library book because I love checking you out.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Gooding I have a tracking number, because I am lost without you.

post-officesituational

Wanna decentralize the financial system by creating a distributed ledger system that ensures contracts are executed?

cryptocurrencysituational

Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.

coffee-shopsituational

May I put my bung in your barrel?

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

I'm a poodle in the streets, but a dulldog in the sheets.

dog-parksituational

I heard you were in [so and so's] class. My class sucks, so I'm thinking about transferring in there if I can. How is it?

high-school-satsituational

Girl, you could ride me through any space and time.

spacesituational

Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that’ll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.Music Instruments

music-instrumentsituational

Wow, even with the Liahona I still get lost in your eyes. Can you please help me to the dance floor?

dancesituational

It's not about how big your gavel is, it's about how hard you bang it.Model United Nations (U.N.)

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

You have such nice eyes/hair – SO exotic.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

You wanna come back, and see my minnows?

fishingsituational

Hey sweetie, I have a rocket that will take you to the moon.

moonsituational

Your skin is burning like my heart.

poolside-beachsituational

I found a stick in the bush!

graduationsituational

You sound a bit flat. Do I pull out or push in?Flute

music-instrumentsituational

The new FAA rules require me to remove your security breeches.Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

Can you help me find someplace to pee?

dog-parksituational

You just took my breath away, or my tracheal stenosis is giving me trouble again.

dog-parksituational

What's a princess like you doing in a dungeon like this?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Wanna see what's under this cap and gown?

graduationsituational

I tried to use OGP, but they didn’t have the snack I wanted. Could I pick you up instead?

walmartsituational

You should totally come to my show.

concert-music-festivalsituational

Can we cuddle naked while we listen to Above and beyond at EDM?

concert-music-festivalsituational

Hey girl, you are raising my hash rate.

cryptocurrencysituational

You don't have to be nice to those who believe you don't have rights. And baby, you have every right to be in my bed tonight.

activist-protestsituational

Wanna come back to my place and scrub algae?

fishingsituational

Let's play pretend!

single-parents-playgroundsituational

Ello, milady, thou art under siege. I shall scale thy battlements with mine grappling hook.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day…

dog-parksituational

Hey girl is your name Salvador Dali because you is Persistently in my Memory.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Seeing your beautiful face makes my smile agrandize.

high-school-satsituational

Hey girl, don't be The Stranger.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Can I strum my banjo and sing you to sleep?

garden-and-farmsituational

You're leaving for the Caribbean?! But I just Haiti the the thought of ever losing you!Countries; Haiti

travel-foreign-countrysituational

To get backstage, you must go backdoor.

concert-music-festivalsituational

I got very slow transaction times, we could hash all night long.

cryptocurrencysituational

I'm a tan legged Juliet. Will you be my redneck Romeo?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Wanna join the 9-foot-deep- end-of-the- pool club?

poolside-beachsituational

I won't mind if you cuddle with me in your sleep.Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

If what matters is on the inside... How about I get on the inside?

ghettosituational

I love your shoes. And your dress. And your necklace. And your hair. And your eyes.Libra

astrology-astronomsituational

I want to take you over the counter.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

I am a Pro at getting things going with a girl's click wheel.

apple-fansituational

They call me the mailman, because I always deliver.

post-officesituational

You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.Countries; Portugal

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Are you a pinsetter? Because you just swept me off my feet.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

Don't worry, girl, I'm pretty sure my roommate's asleep.

collegesituational

No matter where you want to go, my day belongs to you.

ubesituational

You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Do you want to go to the post office with me? We can stand in line and chat for hours.

post-officesituational

Is your name Harriet? Cause I caught you spyin' on me.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Ride on this car of this train at this time often?Metro

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

I know you make artisan cheese, but what else can you do with your hands?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Pick a number between 1 and 10. (Guess) Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.

laundromatsituational

Real women have cubes

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Let's play doctor, come with Bieber fever and I will give you a full examination of the body!

justin-biebersituational

Hey girl are you from France? Because maDAMN.Countries; France

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I'll let you override my register any day.

walmartsituational

Egg whites are for pussies. A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Would you like to go on a "double" date?

single-parents-playgroundsituational

You must be reading Fahrenheit 451, because you're smokin'!

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you..

garden-and-farmsituational

Are you Amazon, because I want to get in your Buy Box.

amazonsituational

I'm driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard ... would you like to be my co-pilot?

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

I’d offer to help you carry those bags, but I threw my back out saving an orphan from a runaway paddleboat. Little tyke didn’t even see it coming. Thank god I was there.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Mlle. Darc, thy breastplate is wondrous! Wouldst thou hold my polearm whilst I attempt to light thy fire?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Miss? Would you like to try an Italian sausage?

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

When you are gone, I miss you more than the ozone layer.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Hey gurl... You smell like barbecue sauce... And I like barbecue sauce

barbecue-partysituational

Like your picture.

tindersituational

I know we just met but I think we might just be Seoul-mates.Countries; South Korea

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Does this thong smell clean to you?

laundromatsituational

Do you believe in love at first sight, or would you like me to conduct an RCT with treatment and control groups?

volunteerssituational

Smart, sexy and funny... Your hash validates.

cryptocurrencysituational

You're a perfect 1600. (A perfect 36 in the Midwest.)

high-school-satsituational

I heard you’re a trumpet player. Want to try blowing my horn?Trumpet

music-instrumentsituational

Wanna be my high school sweetheart? (High School Acquaintance)

bars-nightclubssituational

My lanes are freshly waxed, if you know what I mean.

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

I need to stop by the post office for a second to change my address to your heart.

post-officesituational

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.

graduationsituational

You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Astronomy Major: Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

collegesituational

When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

robotsituational

I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.

poolside-beachsituational

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

I hope this campus has a great medical center, because I broke my arm falling for you.

high-school-satsituational

Are you TikTok? Because I am doing it and you are liking it.

tiktoksituational

You're hotter than asphalt on a summer day.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

I Googled "Who Is the Finest Lady in the Room", and you were the answer.

google-and-search-enginesituational

I just moved here from ___. Do you know any other good nightclubs around the area?

bars-nightclubssituational

Do you do it over the counter?

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Want to share a locker?

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

You can do me up like Woodrow Wilson, carry my children, exit the building. Let me love you like you're the shit, girl, you're the shit, girl. You're the shit, girl. (Dressed to Digress)Boy Crisis

song-lyricsituational

Whatcha eatin'?General; Food

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I'm pretty scared that the end of the world is coming, especially since I haven't even gotten your number yet.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

If I was in your 1st grade class I would have played house with you

ghettosituational

So don't fear. Don't you worry about a thing. I am here, by you (I'll never let you go).

justin-biebersituational

Excuse me sir, there is no food allowed on the metro…unless it's a romantic dinner for twoMetro

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?

dog-parksituational

Have you lost weight? Your Lightness is Unbearable, and it's doing something to my Being.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Are you a bowler? Because you're right up my alley!

bowling-pool-billiards-and-dartssituational

As a part of balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forgot to eat your weedies!

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

I am the moon and you are the earth and the center of my universe.

moonsituational

I saw from across the room and thought... I bet she needs a taco, too.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

You are so hot. I bet I could cook an egg right there on your ass cheek.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Omg we need more outlets around here, right?Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

So what CAN you feed your chickens and better yet, what can you hand feed me?

garden-and-farmsituational

I have a flute you can blow.Flute

music-instrumentsituational

Kiss me... no wait, dance with me? I'm Mormon 🙂

dancesituational

Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Legal studies Major: I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

collegesituational

Don't worry. If you kiss me, I won't turn into a frog.

medieval-middle-agesituational

You take my heart when you take the streets.

activist-protestsituational

I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Where's the tag that says "made in heaven"? (Check back of her shirt)

laundromatsituational

Is your name Tiesto? Cuz I'd pay $50K just to see you for 2 hours.

concert-music-festivalsituational

If you’re the bride, congratulations. If not, can I have your number?

weddingsituational

Is it hot in here or is it just you? The polar ice caps have melted, so it's probably the former, but I just thought I'd ask.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

You know you remind me a lot of a toaster. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me.

showersituational

You are perfect. Even your toe nails are splendid.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Want to help me germinate my seeds?

garden-and-farmsituational

Just be who you are, I'm not the one to judge.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Girl, I know how to use my leverage to please.

cryptocurrencysituational

Whatever you do, don't ever cut that beautiful long hair of yours.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

You're so beautiful I'd marry your brother just to get into your family.

weddingsituational

Come on, I'm a wealthy neglected housewife, you're a pool boy. It's practically required by law that you do me.

poolside-beachsituational

I'm like a pallet from the truck, always falling for you.

walmartsituational

Wanna see my big lure?

fishingsituational

Remain alert and keep your belongings in sight at all times. I'm telling you this because I just stole a look at you, and now I want to make off with the entire package.Subway

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Honey just by seeing you from behind I know you're a well-rounded person

ghettosituational

How'd you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Nice rockets!

las-vegas-casinosituational

Hey, why don't you let me bring you to Treasure Island?

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

If you give me your heart I’ll give you a diamond

las-vegas-casinosituational

Lookin' good, plenty tight. Tell me, is there any more room for me in those jeans? (In Those Jeans)Ginuwine

song-lyricsituational

Do you mind if I sit down, cause Jamaican my heart race!Countries; Bora Bora

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Would he please you? Would he kiss you? Would he treat you like I would? (I Would)One Direction

song-lyricsituational

Seeing as you just accidentally felt up my butt anyway, wanna take things to the next level?Subway

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

If we are forced into cannibalism, the first thing I am going to bite is your booty.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Knock Knock Who's there? Honey bee! Honey bee who? Honey bee a doll and give me dem digits. 

knock-knocsituational

Are you from Baghdad cuz you better bagh dad ass upCountries; Baghdad

travel-foreign-countrysituational

I hope you like LEGO ,'cos I'm a stud.

legosituational

Its ok if you haven't handled one before, if it goes off too quick we'll just say it was an accident.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Those Carhartt overalls would look even better on my floor.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Are you my new iPhone? Because I can't stop staring at you.

apple-fansituational

Do these flowers expiate the fact that I've been stalking you?

high-school-satsituational

Knock Knock Who's there? India! India who? What's it gonna take to get India pants. 

knock-knocsituational

Girl, let's start our genesis block.

cryptocurrencysituational

Teavana isn't the only one that gives free samples!

las-vegas-casinosituational

You’re a beautiful woman and that’s not just the bleach fumes talking.

laundromatsituational

Are you Shopify? Because I'd like to onboard and migrate my life to you.

shopifysituational

Those wood shavings look so soft and comfortable, like a bed.

garden-and-farmsituational

You have a beautiful eyepatch.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?

fishingsituational

The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my tongue in a knot. W-w-w-would you dance with me?

dancesituational

You know what is better than best? Me.

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

Would you like to dance?

bars-nightclubssituational

Hey baby! It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

Nice to finally meet all of you.

graduationsituational

How about we ditch these leashes and go for a run?

dog-parksituational

Your gold medal looks great on you. Would you like a pearl necklace?Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Want to see how long my fishing rod is?

fishingsituational

Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd check your oil regularly.

cars-trusituational

Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

graduationsituational

As I Lay Dying…my biggest regret was not telling you how beautiful you are.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Your beauty if the Webhooks that trigger me again and again.

shopifysituational

Beautiful girls all over the world I could be chasin', but my time would be wasted 'cause they got nothin' on you. (Nothin' on You)B.o.B ft. Bruno Mars

song-lyricsituational

Weather like this makes me just want to sit around a fire and drink wine all day.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

I seem to have lost my sex slave, can I borrow you for a bit?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Why don't we go back to my place and re-enact "The Miller's Tale?"

medieval-middle-agesituational

This wouldn't feel like a Lonely Planet if I were with you.General

travel-foreign-countrysituational

What's up, sweetheart. What do you say we open up our covers and read a little Fifty Shades of Grey together?

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Did you just say “propulsion power?”

cars-trusituational

There's a roaring romantic fire back at my place. Would you like to go get warm?

bars-nightclubssituational

Hey, baby, wanna chain my mail?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Lets play midget boxing, get on your knees and give me some blows

gym-fitnesssituational

You're so hot, the sun is jealous.

poolside-beachsituational

Hey baby, our iPhone's totally match. Let's take off their cover and check, and we should do the same.

apple-fansituational

Girl, you give me a tromboner.Trombone

music-instrumentsituational

Are you a crypto kitty? Cuz I’m feline a connection between us.

cryptocurrencysituational

Do you like trains? Because I have not done it on the train bathroom before.

trainsituational

I'm a star. Wanna taste the Milky Way?Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

If my exams were as easy as having sex with you, I'd be getting 100% scores on all my papers.

graduationsituational

I'll be your defense attorney, and find out all the ways to get you off.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

My feelings for you are as tall as this seven-story Macy's.

las-vegas-casinosituational

Going to a sculpture class won't even get you this chiseled.

gym-fitnesssituational

My feelings for you are like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!

gym-fitnesssituational

I got bit by a snake, and I need you to suck out the poison. Don't stop until it cums.

tentinsituational

There's some serious flooding going on in the north of Thailand. I suggest we take shelter at my place and Bangkok.

volunteerssituational

I just couldn't leave the earth without talking to you.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

We gotta stop with the whole Easterly-Sachs thing, and get more like Rigby-Yeoh.

volunteerssituational

I have a certificate to couple spa that expires tomorrow. I don't want to see it go waste. Will you go with me?

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Baby, you roast and toast my marshmallows because you so hot.

tentinsituational

Girl, are you a vending machine? I will be gentle until we get what we both want.

vending-machinsituational

Looks like you’re buying meat. Cool.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Come sit between me and my drums, I could bang you all night.Drums

music-instrumentsituational

If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?Airplane

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Even the darkest night will end and you will come.

darksituational

Now don't be shy, my delicate dainties. Say, do you come here often?

garden-and-farmsituational

I'll always take care of you, I am all the AppleCare you'll ever need.

apple-fansituational

I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you its's like the sun never sets.

poolside-beachsituational

Do you watch “Enlightened”?Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Did you hear the latest health report? It said you're supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.

gym-fitnesssituational

Are you ACDEC? Because I will dedicate all my after school hours on you.Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Want to share my dessert?Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Tender is the Night you let me take you home.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

I AM happy to see you, and this hardness in my pants is not just my iphone.

apple-fansituational

Hey wench the rodent in my pocket wants to eat at your cheeze.

medieval-middle-agesituational

I just love the color of your pretty hair.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?

cars-trusituational

Be my sun(shine) to my moon.

moonsituational

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?Pisces

astrology-astronomsituational

Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?

gym-fitnesssituational

Your heirloom tomatoes are the juiciest I have ever tasted.

garden-and-farmsituational

I'm sorry, but thinking of you and me together makes me contemplate having a second scotch.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Come with me if you want to come with me.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

You must be an Anish Kapoor sculpture, because I can see myself in you.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

It's not the size of the collection; it's how you use it.

librarysituational

Are you a package? Because I want to track you down and bring you home with me.

post-officesituational

They call me 'The Dean.' And I just put you on my list.

graduationsituational

Girl, are you the moon? Do you want some rockets to go into your craters?

moonsituational

I must be feeling squirrely because I'm going to climb you like a tree.

collegesituational

Education is a progressive discovery of your own ignorance.

graduationsituational

Can I get you a tennis ball?

dog-parksituational

Girl, GIMME THAT PUSSSAY.

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.Countries; China

travel-foreign-countrysituational

They say that hate has been sent so let loose the talk of love. Before they outlaw the kiss, baby, give me one last hug.

justin-biebersituational

You smell as good as a bundle of lavender tied with twine.

garden-and-farmsituational

Take my hand. Let's just dance. Watch my feet. Follow me. Don't be scared, girl, I'm here. If you didn't know, this is love.

justin-biebersituational

Don't wear any clothes today—I'll remove them anyway. Birthday wishes to you, sweetheart.

birthdaysituational

I know exactly where you live.

post-officesituational

Do you have any you'd like to add?

high-school-satsituational

Drive here often?

cars-trusituational

I'm good at Air Trajectory and hitting the target.Science Olympiad

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Hey, babe, you reeled me over here. So what do you want to talk about?

fishingsituational

I have a huge kush on you

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

bars-nightclubssituational

Can you tell me how much bleach to put in with my good suit?

laundromatsituational

Please tell me more about the math olympiad award.Math Olympiad

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Would you like to buy me dinner with your tax credit?

cars-trusituational

Order in the food court! I hereby find you, the accused, to be quite tasty! You are sentenced to one date with me [bang gavel]!

las-vegas-casinosituational

You must be a salaried member of management, because you're the only one who can open up my bay door.

walmartsituational

Is that the smell of lavender oil in your hair?

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Hold on, let me put on my back up sensor before you say another word.

cars-trusituational

I’d love to do a vegetable wash for you.

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

I’ll be glad to clean off your sweet lips real quick-like, you puddin’ face doll! (Fair's ladies pudding consumption contest)

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

I wish I was just empty space, then I could fill everything with your curves.

spacesituational

You're spicier than Syrah.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

If LOVE was written on every grain of desert sand, that still doesn't equal my love for you.

desertsituational

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Do you know why U and I is apart in the alphabet? Because I want you to have your space.

spacesituational

Babe, do you have dry desert? Because I would plant my cactus bloom in your private garden.

desertsituational

You're like a turkey in the oven all day. Just getting hotter and hotter. (High School Acquaintance)

bars-nightclubssituational

I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

weddingsituational

I can't wait to hook your apple products to my MacBook.

apple-fansituational

Can you close the bracelet for me?

gym-fitnesssituational

I tripped on the walk to receive my diploma and fell in love with you.

graduationsituational

Do you like raisins? How about dancing?

dancesituational

I had to swim the moat to get to you fair maiden. So, would you like to see my breaststroke?

medieval-middle-agesituational

Shine On Diamond eyes, seperate the space between love and lies and as days go by i'll wait for you. (The Transition)Hawthrone Heights

song-lyricsituational

Baby your like a slot machine, you just suck men up.

las-vegas-casinosituational

Would you like to help me bottle wine next weekend? I'll let you do the corking.

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

I just want your extra time and your kiss. (Kiss)Prince

song-lyricsituational

What has 142 teeth and holds back the wildest ride ever? (motions to zipper fly)

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you.Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

They call me the milky way...Pleasure You Can't Measure.Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Let's erase these borders and negotiate a one-state solution.

activist-protestsituational

Call me Ishmael. When can I call you?

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

I hath done combat with many a beast, but I must confess that was the tightest situation I have ever been in.

medieval-middle-agesituational

I would wish a manly broadsword, not a pen-knife such as yours.

medieval-middle-agesituational

Astronomy Major: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy.

collegesituational

I’m just like the post office: Neither snow nor rain will keep me from getting to you.

post-officesituational

Wow! Are those real?General

travel-foreign-countrysituational

You set my heart bonfire.

tentinsituational

Our kids are playing together. It must be fate!

single-parents-playgroundsituational

Wanna come over and go over my packet?Academic Decathlon

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Hey there Tiktoker, here’s the gate key, to my Heart!

tiktoksituational

I know you're worried about all of this end of the world business, you better stay with me tonight just in case.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

I know the best restaurant in town... my place.

apartmentsituational

Why pay $5 when you can't get this footling for free

ghettosituational

Letters starts with ABC, numbers starts with 123, music starts with DO-RE-MI, love starts with YOU and ME!!

single-parents-playgroundsituational

My love for you is like Rapunzel's hair, it just keeps growing and growing.

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine.

ghettosituational

I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.Countries; Norway

travel-foreign-countrysituational

Girl, one night with me and I will get you glowing like a moon.

moonsituational

Just like Bono, I want to push you closer and closer to The Edge.

volunteerssituational

Girl u look so fine, i could possibly put u in a bowl and maybe make u a part of a complete meal

barbecue-partysituational

I have a 401K now. That's a type of blood condition, right? (High School Acquaintance)

bars-nightclubssituational

Are you a towel? Because I’d like to wrap you around me after I shower.

showersituational

Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.Mock Trial

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)

wine-winery-and-vineyardsituational

My adductor isn't the only thing that's longus.

gym-fitnesssituational

Are you a full moon. Because I am feeling a tidal pull towards your heavenly body.

moonsituational

If I look tired, it's because I've been studying you all night long.

graduationsituational

Happy Birthday baby. All you have to do is unwrap your present – ME.

birthdaysituational

It's a shame pets aren't allowed in the library, because I'd love to see your pussy.

librarysituational

No one ever looked so good in a dress' (One Direction – Nobody Compares)

boy-bandssituational

My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Feeling thirsty? Reach down this vending machine and see what surprises you will get.

vending-machinsituational

Your SOS got my attention! (One Direction)

boy-bandssituational

So I was aging this Pu-erh, and it got all wrinkled. Good thing I like it kinky.

coffee-shopsituational

I love making pickles, do you?

garden-and-farmsituational

Would you dance if I asked you to dance?

tindersituational

Lemme round out your arrangement

boy-bandssituational

I'd like to check you for ticks. (Ticks)Brad Paisley

song-lyricsituational

Girl I am definitely checking you out.

librarysituational

I would Thoreau-ly enjoy it if this library weren't so Wald-en. Why don't you get some fresh air and go out with me?

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

The difference between me and Django....This D ain't silent. (Django Unchained)

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

So, do you modulate your synthetic consciousness here often?

robotsituational

Buy a pack of love stamps and say, "Guess they customized these for us."

post-officesituational

You're like an SAT practice test, because I keep wanting to start over.

high-school-satsituational

Girl, are you a train? Because a head on encounter with you would be smashing.

trainsituational

How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?Airplane

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Clean up in Aisle BVD!

grocery-store-supermarket-farmers-marketsituational

Are you the moon? Because you bring light to my darkness.

moonsituational

You don't have to worry about getting pregnant.

post-apocalyptic-end-of-worldsituational

The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package

post-officesituational

It's not the length of the caucus that counts... it's what you do with it.Model United Nations (U.N.)

academic-competition-and-tournamentsituational

How was your last skinny dip? I bet I can make your next one better.

poolside-beachsituational

How about you and me go out by the pool and brush up on our strokes?

art-museum-and-museumsituational

Be forewarned, if you accept this dance with me, you'll have to take social studies in school because our dance is gonna go down in history

dancesituational

I know For Whom the Bell Tolls, so why don't you call me sometime?

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

Are you Bitcoin? I’m feeling totally bull about you.

cryptocurrencysituational

You had me at "Let's go to Disneyland".

amusement-park-water-park-and-countystate-fairsituational

By the way, my Roses aren't the only things with long stems.

garden-and-farmsituational

Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi.

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

My lap space is open for the night and you can get a free ride any time.

spacesituational

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Oh, I can't help it, I'm just selfish/ There's no way that I could share you/ That would break my heart to pieces/ Honestly the truth is…/ If I could just die in your arms/ I wouldn't mind.

justin-biebersituational

Mathematics Major: I'd like to estimate the slope of those curves.

collegesituational

The sign says if you see something, say something, so here goes: baby, I'm seeing stars.Subway

public-transport-pick-up-lines-airplane-susituational

Hey girl you look beat up. Wanna cuddle?

marijuana-weed-and-420situational

You know what they say: When tongs rub up against eggplant slices, sparks will fly.

barbecue-partysituational

Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.

book-lover-english-literaturesituational

I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses. (Leaf Blower)

garden-and-farmsituational

Baby, I love the way your caudal moves.

fishingsituational

Girl, are you a train? Because I want to lay under you.

trainsituational

Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.

coffee-shopsituational

Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grill

barbecue-partysituational

Babe, forget about TikTok, because I could last much longer than 15 seconds.

tiktoksituational

Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?Astronomy

astrology-astronomsituational

Gonna hit up Hudson News?Airport

travel-foreign-countrysituational

When she asks for a match say, "How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?

hair-salon-barber-shop-nail-salon-and-spasituational

Girl, I want to fit perfectly into your empty space in your heart and you know what.

spacesituational

Girl, my world is a desert and you are my oasis. I want to dive deep into your wet wonder.

desertsituational

Just like the Summer, I bring the heat!

poolside-beachsituational

Is 2GB really your maximum RAM capacity? I heard otherwise...

robotsituational

You and your friend interested in some team roping?

cowboy-cowgirl-country-and-westernsituational

You know... I got my armor in Extra-Large just so I could fit the both of us in here. What do you say?

medieval-middle-agesituational

You'd be choosing the right if you chose to dance with me

dancesituational

Is this a vending machine? You know how they always say: Insert Bill Here. And I happen to call my dick Little Bill.

vending-machinsituational

I have sugar free methadone because I’m sweet enough

pharmacy-drug-storesituational

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? May I have this dance?

dancesituational

Just because I haven't seen you in 10 years doesn't mean I haven't thought of you every day. (High School Acquaintance)

bars-nightclubssituational

Are you a shower? Because you turn me on and let me come.

showersituational

I wouldn't mind taking you down the wood's alone.

roller-coastersituational

Wanna play post office? You be the stamp and I'll lick you.

post-officesituational

There is plenty of fish in the sea, but I see you with me.

fishingsituational