robot pickup lines

What’s your IP address? I’d sure love to ping you sometime.

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I'm a cybernetic orgasm. Living tissue over metal Bellend-oskeleton

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I've got a case of WD-40 in the back, wanna get drunk?

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I hope you have an accelerometer, because I'm gonna rock your world.

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I can't Force Quit You

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If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?

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I may not be able to love, but I do it, like a sex machine baby.

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Commencing explosive containment procedures, why? Because you are the bomb.

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Babe, I am really robots in disguise, you have to check in my pants to find out.

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Come with me and I'll insert my floppy into your disk drive.

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Damn girl, just because you have wi-fi doesn't mean you should connect with everyone who sends you a signal!

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I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.

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I'll show you my source code if you show me yours

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Don't worry I just got turing tested.

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Yes, I know you're metric- but I'm willing to convert.

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I will show you my source code if you show me yours.

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Do you got a free port for me to plug into?

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roses are #FF0000 / violets are #0000FF / all my base / belong to you.

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Rusting is red, and my chipset's blue. Will you let me assimilate you?

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Is 2GB really your maximum RAM capacity? I heard otherwise...

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You are so hot you need to be water cooled.

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You must be tired because you've been running your code through my CPU all night

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You know, if you wanna get laid, you really don't have to pretend to be interested in the pyramid scan. I mean, you could just say, 'Hey, I'm trying to get laid'... Are you a robot? (Prometheus)

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When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.

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Hey baby, I am backward compatible, to service all your legacy needs.

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It that a joystick you're holding or are you just happy to see me?

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Wanna touch my mouse?

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You made my heart skip a clock cycle.

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Can you lube my joint.

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Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.

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Hey baby, my name's Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!

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Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.

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So, do you modulate your synthetic consciousness here often?

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Wanna be debugged?

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Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!

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Let's lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive tasks.... if you know what I mean.

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Did you just break one of Asimov's Three Laws? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.

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I'll deep-clean your systems!

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Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us?

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You compile me.

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