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Girl I've got some allostatic load for you right here.

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I have a slight OCD care to be my obsession?

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Wanna come back to my place and do something you'll repress later?

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Do come lay on my couch… With me.

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Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?

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I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?

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Daym girl, are you tryna enhance the capacity of your short term memory? Because dat ass is chunky!

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Sex is on Maslow's hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?

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Baby, all i see in my Rorschach Tests is me and you!

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Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?

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Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.

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Are you Broca's aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.

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Hey baby i got an acronym for you. D.A.Y.U.M

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. If you were a null Hypothesis, I would fail to reject you.

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I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.

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Are you real, or are you a delusion? Either way, you're really hot!

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Hey Girl! You remind me of my mother. When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?

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Hey baby, how about we try an experiment using stimulus and response?

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Baby you're so beautiful…I can't break down my thoughts and behavior around you, i can't help not experiencing you as a whole.

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Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn't just any cigar…

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You know what, a few minutes of probing on my couch and you'd be a completely different woman!

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Damn Baby, you activate my HPA axis. You make my dopamine levels go all silly.

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Hey Girl! Are you an unconditioned stimulus, because you make me display the unconditioned response like pavlovs dog.

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Dayum girl you give me some physiological arousal

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Has the mere exposure effect kicked in yet, or do i need to walk by again?

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You remind me of my mother.

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When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?

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Baby you're so fine my brain is changing structure just to process it.

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Damn Baby! you just made my afferent neurons buzz with excitement.

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I can teach you all about the tip-of-the-tongue phenomenon.

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Baby i love everything about you not just the fragmented parts of your personality or your cognitive functioning.

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Do i have to use deception to get voluntary participation from you? You make me want to revoke my withdraw rights

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Can I buy you a shrink?

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I'll be a prisoner, you be a guard. Abuse me!

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You are the greatest perception of my heart's delusion!

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And when I snap my fingers, you will take your clothes off on and remember none of this..

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I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.

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You must be studying psychology, because you know that I want you.

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Hey Girl! I am really worried that you're at risk for vicarious traumatization.

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Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you're also putting hot dogs through doughnuts.

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You're the Youngian archetype for the perfect woman.

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I've got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out?

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Baby you light up my world like my primary visual cortex.

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You're into threesomes? Great, because I've got split personality.

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My hypothalamus is going wild for you!

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You make my medulla spatter.

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I think I've just been classically conditioned by your beauty.

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You fire up all the reward centers in my brain- you're like a dopamine rush to my head.

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Baby you'll be enhancing the duration of your short term memory tonight.. by saying my name all night long

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If you're an axon, i would be your myelin sheath.

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My unconscious mind is urging me to talk to you.

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Your ego may be saying ‘no', but your id is giving me a tongue bath.

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You make me want to maintenance rehearse your name all night long.

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You must be tired, because you've been running through my passive-aggressive-libido-suppressed mind all night.

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Hey Girl! Are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you're making me drool.

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Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph

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Why don't I show you my giant inkblot so you can tell me how you feel about it, hmm?

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What Freudians repress, let's express!

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I'm conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?

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Care to teach me more about interpersonal relationships?

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I know your name's not little Albert, but I can make you scream.

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Forget self-care. I'm here to make it all better.

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Hey Girl! You put me in an altered state of consciousness.

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Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?

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Who's your daddy? Do I remind you of him?

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Hey, how about you come over to my place and i free you from your confrontation with the givens of existence?

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