post-office pickup lines

Do you want to go to the post office with me? We can stand in line and chat for hours.

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Can I borrow a stamp? I want to write a letter to my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

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Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.

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I know exactly where you live.

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I just want you to know: if we hit it off tonight, I still have plenty of time to cancel my mail-order bride.

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I need to stop by the post office for a second to change my address to your heart.

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I don't work at the post office... but I'll inspect your package.

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Do you work for the post office? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package.

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That's a nice uniform; I bet it would look even better in a pile on my bedroom floor.

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Hey girl, can I take a picture of you? I want to make a customized stamp of you, so everyone will know how beautiful you are.

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Do you know if there's a post office nearby, because I'd ship us.

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I was going through your mails and thought maybe we could be together!

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I'm available. My mail-order Russian bride was lost by UPS.

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They call me the mailman, because I always deliver.

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How about schedule a free package pickup to avoid waiting in line at the post office and use the time have a drink with me?

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My feeling for you is like the forever stamps – permanent and never changing.

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I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.

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If I told you I work for the post office, would you let me handle your package?

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If you were my boyfriend, I’d always make you priority male.

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Do you have a tracking number? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

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Are you a mail man? Because I want to chase you around a bite you like my dog.

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Wanna play post office? You be the stamp and I'll lick you.

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You be the stamp and I will be the envelope – you can be on top of me tonight back at my place.

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Buy a pack of love stamps and say, "Guess they customized these for us."

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Excuse me, could you please tell me where the Post Office is?

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We would go great together like envelope and letter.

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Hey girl, can I rent you a PO box next to mine so we can be neighbors?

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I hope it rains everyday, so I can bring the package and mails to your front door and hand deliver.

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Gooding I have a tracking number, because I am lost without you.

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I want to spend my time with you like how mailman delivers the mails – taking my sweet time.

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Are you a postage stamp? Let me lick ya before I stick ya.

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The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package

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I hope you have a big box, because I'm stuffing this oversized package in it.

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Are you a package? Because I want to track you down and bring you home with me.

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I’m just like the post office: Neither snow nor rain will keep me from getting to you.

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Doesn't you live across from the elementary school? I'd be a mail man so I can stop by your house everyday.

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Ask her if she likes overnight packages from interesting men.

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Is that a tracking number? How about a phone number?

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