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I am the drug of your dreams, I got long duration of action.

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Let's spice up your love life, do you accept third parties?

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You must be a Class III, because you got my heart racing.

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I have all sorts of protection

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So you're gonna have to blow me for those pills...

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I have sugar free methadone because I’m sweet enough

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Even Pepcid AC can't stop my heart's burning for you.

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Hey, I'm like acetaminophen I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.

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Hey baby, you are like a SSRI antipsychotic. It only makes sense when you are with me.

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Yes, we carry placebos, but you will need a fake prescription.

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Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.

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My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.

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Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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Girl you're so expensive my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.

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Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for pickup.

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Baby I'm like Efavirenz. Go out with me and let me take your nightmares away.

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Is that a Zoladex in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

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Is it me or is there an interaction between us?

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Hey girl, I heard you are the pharmacist. Here is my new methadone prescription. See you everyday for the rest of our lives.

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I must have a low creatinine clearance, because I can't seem to get you out of my mind.

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I think I can stop my risedronate from now on because you have significantly increased my bone strength.

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You make my dopamine levels all silly.

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I am a pharmacists, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.

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Girl, I am Rx rated.

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Would you prefer something to suck on?

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You need to add me to methadone register, because I’m addicted to you.

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Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.

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If eye contact occurs, strip down and rinse off immediately.

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Must be taken orally.

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Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

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I want to take you over the counter.

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Put your white coat on, you’ve pulled…

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Babe, I got quick reconstitution time.

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Ready to find new routes of administration?

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Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.

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Is that a Zpak in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.

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You're so pharma-cute-ical!

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Girl you must be Sotalol, because you prolong my QT interval

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Girl you must be norepinephrine, because you make my heart race!

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My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

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No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

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Baby, I will Medicare for you all night.

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I'm your Plan A... we'll worry Plan B later.

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Are you an Advil. Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.

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Hey baby, you are like Mannitol always pleasant taste and cool.

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I got your suppository right here, baby.

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Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.

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Babe, is your middle name Desyrel? because you gave me a priapism.

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You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

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Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.

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Your calves must be aching. Because you've been back-marching through my mind all day.

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Do you do it over the counter?

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Babe, do you do more than lick and stick?

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Is your name flecainide? Because u just made my heart skip a beat.

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Take twice-daily or as desired.

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I don't always get C2 prescriptions, but when I do, I get ten at a time.

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How about Pen G and Plan B?

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