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Hey baby, what is your birthstone?

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Are you a Victoria Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.

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How is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?

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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smiled.

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Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

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You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

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Does Dolce & Gabbana pay you for wearing those swim suit and looking that good?

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If you were a label, it would be for a really premium brand.

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You make Anna Wintour look like Anna Lose-our.

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That socks+high heels combo is pretty and practical, am I right? Great, now let me buy you a drink and try to convince you that I’m not gay.

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If I can be a gemstone, I would be a garnet, so you can wear me to keep you health.

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You must be a blue sapphire, because it is destiny that we meet.

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How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in the room?

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Your hands are flawless. You should consider becoming a hand model.

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You ever slept on a Versace waterbed?

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Please accept this Kunzite stone, because it represents my eternal love for you.

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Let play pretend, you will be a model and I will be your runway: You can be on top of me and work me all night.

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Wow, those drop-crotch pants make your nether-regions look slammin’.

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You remind me of a diamond necklace, because you sure sparkle and shining bright.

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Let's get familiar with each other's body of work.

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Was your daddy an actor? He must have been to make a model like you.

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Your beautiful big eyes will make Kate Moss jealous.

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A kiss upon the hand of someone you truly love, is more beautiful, and more valuable than any diamond or gem could ever be.

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You got the body for those yoga pants

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I work for fashion magazine, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

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Are you a ruby? Because you are both beautiful and intelligent.

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That furry vest lends you the air of a hot, huggable baby bear.

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You must be a black diamond, because you are out of this world.

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Your humongous old-man glasses don’t make you look at all like my senile grandfather!

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I'm looking for diamonds. Can I go deep into your mine?

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My love for you is like a garnet – eternally.

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What magazines are you posing for? (Excuse me?) My bad, I assume you are a model because your body is smoking hot.

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You are a diamond, but I bet I could break you.

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Is your birthday in January? Because you are a garnet.

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Is your birthday in April? Because you are a diamond.

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I need a red garnet stone to help cure my heart palpitations from looking at you.

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I can’t lie: you are KILLIN’ it in those high-waisted shorts.

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Is your birthday in June? Because you are an alexandrite.

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Is your daddy a sculptor? Because your a fine piece of work

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Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.

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Is your birthday in September? Because you are a sapphire.

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Your eyes are as blue as the aquamarine stone. They are so clear I can see the ocean.

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Is your birthday in December? Because a zircon.

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Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses?

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You are like Alexander McQueen design royal and luxurious.

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Can I endorse you?

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Levi's should pay you a royalty.

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Is your birthday in July? Because you are hot like a ruby.

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Your feet must be tired, because you have been walking down the runway all night.

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Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?

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Is your birthday in August? Because you are a peridot.

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You must be an ruby, because you outshine all the girls in the room.

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Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip. Wanna come over after your catwalk?

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You don't need makeup or clothes in my bed.

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Are you an Amber? Because I want to be inside you like the mosquito in Jurassic Park.

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Are you a Limited Edition BOTTEGA VENETA Bag? Because our fates are intrecciato.

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Are you a child of Hermes? Because you've stolen my heart

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I'm falling for your waif look.

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Are you the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.

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Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.

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With long legs like yours you don't need high heels.

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Baby, you are like alexandrite, because you are beautiful under all different lighting.

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There is a thin line between looking indie and looking homeless.

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Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.

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Those pants look nice on you. They'd look better at the end of my bed... after we developed a long, meaningful, mutually satisfying relationship. Obviously.

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Can I call you my Pucci Gucci?

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Yoga pants are the pushup bras of asses.

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Baby, are you an aquamarine crystal ball? Because I can see myself in you.

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Are you wearing Jovan Musk perfume? It is my mother's favorite.

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Cartier Panthere Wore this out one night and ended up with a "LOVEBITE" on my inner thigh!

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Your shoes are like tiny, adorable monsters that I’m only slightly afraid of.

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Is your birthday in October? Because you are a tourmaline.

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Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

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Your green eyes shine like a emerald.

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I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes?(if no) Please?!

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Is your birthday in March? Because you are an aquamarine.

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Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.

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You have some nice jewelry.

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Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!

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You have a really, really pretty face that will go really well on the cover of magazine.

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Is your birthday in February? Because you are an amethyst.

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If I can be a gemstone, I would carved it into a heart shape and give it to you.

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I can give you a private "go and sees".

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I love your earrings. They really bring out your tits.

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I think God took the pigment out of an aquamarine and put it in your eyes.

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That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!

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How long did it take to shave those looong legs?

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I find your lack of nudity disturbing

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You must be an emerald, because I see eternal youth.

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Would you like to eat something with no calories?

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I think God took a brown topaz gem and made your eyes out of it.

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You are flawless like a diamond.

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Lick your fingers and touch the girls clothes and say "how about me and you get outa these wet clothes"

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I think God took an emerald stone and made your eyes out of it.

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Are you an amethyst? Because I need you to control my evil thoughts.

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You have beautiful neck. Would you like a pearl necklace?

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How come you're not walking the runway/having a photo shoot? I thought that's where models belonged.

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Your must be a Greek sculpture, because you are so chiseled and well-defined unless you are a Dolce and Gabbana male models.

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J'adore! (Dior)

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I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

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Your neck looks empty. Would you like a pearl necklace on you?

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You’re like the sexiest suspender salesman the 1940s have ever seen.

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I'm working on a porn site. Wanna be in the first video?

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Is your birthday in November? Because you are a topaz.

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When you walk into the room, the spot light is on you.

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I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes minded.

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I have a really good fashion sense but i'm just too poor to prove it

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I’ve got one word for your overalls: DAYUM, GURL.

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That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.

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Is your birthday in May? Because you are an emerald.

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Ruby are red. Sapphire are blue. You are a gem that is hard to find.

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What's on the catwalk?

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If I told you that you had a beautiful Versace would you hold it against me?

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