mechanic pickup lines

I’ll be your mechanic if you’ll be my ride.

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Babe, this mechanic will surely satisfy you. Because we are amazing to deal with small spots under the hood.

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Babe, are you a mechanical pencil? The big question is will you take my lead from the front or back?

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Was your daddy a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

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I'm a mechanic. Your ex broke your smile. I can fix it if you would let me.

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Girl, you so hot I would port 'n polish both your intake and exhaust manifolds

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Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

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Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?

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Girl you mechanic? Because you got my engine overheating.

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Your dad must have been a mechanic, because you've got a nicely tuned body.

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Babe, do you know I am a mechanic? I know how to work those nuts & bolts to get you moving.

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Do you need your car fixed? I can pick you up.

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Get blown by the best.

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How about I shift my wrench into something else.

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Girl, do you check your fluids often? Put your lipstick on my dipstick.

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Save a horse, ride a cowboy! (mechanical bull)

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Before I start working on your car, I need to pop your hood and check your fluids.

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I'd like to put my piston in your cylinder.

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Girl, I am a mechanic. And I know how to jack you up and make you feel alright.

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Babe, you a mechanic? Because you could blow my seals any night.

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Are you a mechanical pencil? Because I’ll never have a dull moment with you

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I'm no mechanic but I totally would like to oil your piston.

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I just need to plug your gap.

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Do you have a mechanical pencil? Because I got the lead that will fit just right.

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Hey girl you must be a mechanic. Because looking at you is repairing my broken heart.

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I need to inspect your drive tunnel.

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Girl need a mechanic? I will put some oil inside you to loosen you up.

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Who needs oil when you’re naturally charged?

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Do you know that I am a mechanic? I wouldn't mind changing your fluids.

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Girl, you hand turns my wheels.

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Girl you a mechanical pencil? Because I want to take you apart and put you back together in my life.

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Girl, I am a mechanic and I want to work my car in your garage tonight.

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Babe, can I be your mechanic? Because I am want to go under you and get dirty.

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Hey girl are you a mechanical pencil? Because I wanna stick my lead in you.

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You need some lubricant. I am a mechanic and I can check out your fluid level with my dipstick.

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How about we go to my garage and see what's under the hood.

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Hey babe, I’ll be your mechanic if you’ll be my ride.

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Baby! You blow my fuses.

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You must be a mechanic. Because you sure know how to crank my shaft.

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Do you know mechanics make great friends with benefits? Because we screw, nut, and bolt.

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Babe, I will put some spark plug into you to get you hot.

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Damn girl, are you a mechanical pencil? Because you’re finer than .7mm lead.

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You got a broken car? I will fix it so it could ride to your broken heart.

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Girl, are you a mechanic? Because you just give my ride a tune up and lubrication inside my pants.

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I am a mechanic. I will rotate your tires and give you a full service to get you humming on the road.

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Girl, where we going, you do not need no brake. We are going all the way till we come.

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Nice steering rack.

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