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Being with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
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Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?
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My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help?
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Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.
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I wish u were the Pythagorean theorem so I can insert my hypotenuse into your legs.
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Mathematics Major: You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
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If I move my lips half the distance to yours... and then half again... and again... etc.... would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.
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My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it's always increasing.
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Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice
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Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge
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In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch ... let's go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.
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I’m honestly not good at math but I can always give you the value you deserve.
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I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
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I'd like to be your math tutor for the night; add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
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Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach your end-point..
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The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.
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Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
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Mathematics Major: I'd like to estimate the slope of those curves.
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Archimedes cried out “eureka” and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
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You know, Math is so useless. The only math i need is you + me = us on the dance floor
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How about you come to my place tonight, so I can show you the growth of my natural log
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Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
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I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain.
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I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
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I like my men the way I like my mathematical proofs: hard, formal, and 90% male.
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You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
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If I were a math teacher, I’d say that one plus two equals me and you!
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How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
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Guy: Do you like math? Girl: No. Guy: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
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I wish i was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
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My love for you is like a concave function's positive first derivative, because it's always increasing.
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Baby you must be a modulus sign, 'cos whenever you wrap your arms round me i always feel positive!
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Baby your like a teacher and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
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You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.
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I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
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Bertrand Russell was a renowned mathematician, philosopher and advocate for sexual liberation. How about we cut math and philosophy class and focus on the rest of Russell’s life.
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Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the x-axis + then reflection about the y-axis) -->9
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Mathematics Major: Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
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Let 'u' and 'i' be irrational integers such that a real non-monotonic relationship exists for all T = {0 ... infinity}
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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
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My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
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Yo girl, I heard your good at math... Because your legs are always divided.
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By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
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