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You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

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I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!!

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You’re a fine piece of ass and I can prove it mathematically.

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Babe, am I in math class? Because I cannot stop studying your curves.

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Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.

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Being with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.

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I'm overheating because you're stuck in my head like an infinite loop.

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Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?

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My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help?

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My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

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If four plus four equals eight, ....then me plus you equals fate.

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I less than three you..... (i

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I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

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Mathematics Major: Can I have your number?

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Hi, I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?

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You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

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Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.

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I wish u were the Pythagorean theorem so I can insert my hypotenuse into your legs.

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Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometry

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What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one

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Mathematics Major: You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

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Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective.

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I heard you're sin because you're always on top when we make tangent

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Baby ill be your asymptotes so i can shape your curves...

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Baby, let me find your nth term

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Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking right!

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If I move my lips half the distance to yours... and then half again... and again... etc.... would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.

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I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.

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You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real.

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You and I must have the same natural frequency, because we resonate together.

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If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!

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My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it's always increasing.

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Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice

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Can I plug my solution into your equation?

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My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.

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You've got more curves than a triple integral.

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Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge

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In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch ... let's go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.

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I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

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Excuse me, ma'am, but can I get your seven significant digits?

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The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

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Let's make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)

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Hey baby I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart

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I 1-sin(theta) you

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The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom.

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I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?

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I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What's your number?

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I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

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I’m honestly not good at math but I can always give you the value you deserve.

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Can i explore your mean value?

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The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.

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If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.

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Huygens’ favorite curves were cycloids, but my favorite curves are yours.

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I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

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My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded

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I'd like to be your math tutor for the night; add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

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Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach your end-point..

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Is that an asymptote in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying calculations...

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The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.

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Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

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I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

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Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

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Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.

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Wanna expand my polynomial?

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Mathematics Major: I'd like to estimate the slope of those curves.

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At absolute zero, you would still move me.

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What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you

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Archimedes cried out “eureka” and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.

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I think if you and i had Hex we'd be a perfect OA

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I'll be the one over your cosx an baby, we can have secx!

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You're as sweet at 3.14.

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You know, Math is so useless. The only math i need is you + me = us on the dance floor

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How about you come to my place tonight, so I can show you the growth of my natural log

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I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.

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You were a math world champion? That is so hot.Math Olympiad

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Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

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How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance?

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Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

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Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.

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Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

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You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

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You + Me = The number of sides in a Mobius Strip

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Girl my love for you goes on like the number pi

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I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?

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Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded

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The surface of my cylinder is not a compact metric space.

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I wish I was your secant line so I could touch you in at least two places!

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Please tell me more about the math olympiad award.Math Olympiad

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You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

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Mathematics Major: Honey, you're sweeter than pi.

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I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain.

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Baby I wish I could live on a [integral of 1/cabin d cabin] with you.

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I'm relativistic: the faster I go, the longer I last.

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Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.

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Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?

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I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

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Baby i just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but you are sooo hot my screen melted

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I like my men the way I like my mathematical proofs: hard, formal, and 90% male.

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i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

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Are you a 45 degree angle? Because your perfect.

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If I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta together we would be 1

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If I were an integral, I'd fill you up.

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You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.

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My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?

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What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

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I wish I were a predicate so I could be the direct object of your affection.

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My love for you is like pi, it's never-ending.

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If I'm the Riemann zeta function, you must be s=1.

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You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.

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My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

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Hey baby, what's your tanx cosx?

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Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending

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T and N = osculating plane, which literally means the 'kissing' plane.

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I heard you're good at algebra - Could you replace my X without asking Y?

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Baby, I know my math, and you’ve one significant figure.

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Baby, you're like a student and I'm like a math book... you solve all my problems!

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Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge

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Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you

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Are you a math olympiad problem? Because you got me harder than calculus.Math Olympiad

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I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

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If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.

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I think that convex butts are ALWAYS better than concave butts..you look toned

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I heard you like math, so what's the sum of U+Me

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I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you

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If I were a math teacher, I’d say that one plus two equals me and you!

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How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?

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I’m good at math: add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

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B equals T x N. I think you and I should study the T and N planes in depth

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Baby, you're body is like a hyperbola

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If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we'd be +1

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Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it

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You must be sin squared, because I'm cosine squared and together we equal one.

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Guy: Do you like math? Girl: No. Guy: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

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I wish I was your differential because then I'd be touching all your curves.

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I wish i was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

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My love for you is like a concave function's positive first derivative, because it's always increasing.

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The volume of a general cylinder was known for thousands of years, but you won

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I'd like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables

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Your hotness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero.

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Baby you must be a modulus sign, 'cos whenever you wrap your arms round me i always feel positive!

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Hey...nice asymptote.

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Yo gurl, I heard your good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

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Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

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Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume

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Baby your like a teacher and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

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You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.

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I've been secant you for a long time

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Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.

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Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

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Baby let me be your integral so I can be the space under your curves

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You are one well-defined function.

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I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

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Hey baby, what's your sine?

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We've been differentiating for too long, lets sum it up and integrate

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I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

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On a scale of 1-10, you're a solid e to the power of pi

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I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever.

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Baby, I wish you were x2 and I was x3/3 so I could be the area under your curve...

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I would really like to bisect your angle.

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Hey baby, can i see what's under your radical?

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You and i add up better than a Riemann sum

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Bertrand Russell was a renowned mathematician, philosopher and advocate for sexual liberation. How about we cut math and philosophy class and focus on the rest of Russell’s life.

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Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the x-axis + then reflection about the y-axis) -->9

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Honey, you're sweeter than pi.

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Mathematics Major: Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

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I'd like to plug my solution into your equation.

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My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.

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Baby, lim (u->me) ? e^x = f(u)^n.

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If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?

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Let 'u' and 'i' be irrational integers such that a real non-monotonic relationship exists for all T = {0 ... infinity}

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If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.

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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

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My love for you is like y=2^x... exponentially growing.

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My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

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If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.

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Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.

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i'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.

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Yo girl, I heard your good at math... Because your legs are always divided.

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By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

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I heard you are good at math, so what's the sum of U+Me

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