lemon pickup lines

You are the lemon that I have been looking for. You give me zest for life.

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Babe, if I am a lemon, I'd make a sour puss tonight.

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Roses are red. Lemons are sour, spread your legs, and feel my power.

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I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.

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We must be lemons, because when we met, the zest is history.

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Here's a lemon. Because I ran out of pick up limes.

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Are you a lemon? Because I want to keep on using you.

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Girl, a duck walked up to a lemonade stand. It doesn't want any grapes but just you.

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Negan: Easy peasy lemon squeezy!

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Are you a lemon? Because you make me want to pucker up.

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Babe, got lemons? Because you are apeeling.

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Babe, give me lemons and I will make lemonade out of your pussy.

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When life give me lemons, I can make a pretty lady like you lemonade on a hot Summer's day.

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Let's be lemons together, time to get down until I run out of juice.

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You got lemons? Because I have peelings for you.

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You smell lemony fresh.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I'll provide the Vodka and let's party.

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If you were a lemon, I would pound on you until lemonade comes out.

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Are you a lemon. Because if I would squeeze the juice out of you.

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When life gives you lemons, I will bring the tequila and salt to cheer you up.

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When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila!

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Girl, you are my only lime in the sea of lemons. Take shots with me.

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You bear a striking resemblance to Liz Lemon.

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Girl, I want your lemon juice because I would concentrate on you all night long.

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When life gives you lemon. Exchange for lime so you could drink with it.

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Roses are red, Lemons are sour...Spread your legs and give me an hour.

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Want to squeeze my lemons? I promise they're delicious.

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I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some strawberry lemonade on a hot Summer's day.

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Lemon smash until the juices come out of us.

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Babe, you are not a lemon because you are too sweet to be one.

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Girl, enjoy life with me with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon…and a shot of tequila.

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Can you afford a dozen lemons? I am pretty bad at pick up limes.

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Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

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Babe, if I am a lemon, I promise to last more than a Minute Maid.

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Did you sit on a lemon cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

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Our bodies go together like menudo and lemon.

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This is just a lemon, but you are sub-lime.

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You are simply the zest!

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Babe, do you have any lemons? Because I need your Lemon Aid in love.

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