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Girl you turn my blasting wand into a needlessly large rod.

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Girl, are you Irelia? Because I want to nerf you so hard.

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Lemme show you a double rainbow.

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I'd like to put my mushroom in your bush.

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I'm not sorry that I left my fuzzy cuffs at home

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Is your father Ziggs? Because you are a bomb.

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I wish I'd worn my Mercury's Treads, because you just stunned me.

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Is your name yorick? Because Evanescence isn't the only one who brings me to life

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If you were a Tidecaller I'd be your blessing.

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Are you Orianna? Because you can play with my balls.

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For only $2.95 a minute I will leave you breathless.

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Hey baby is your name Taric because you stunned me from a mile away.

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Hey baby, I'm always on duty.

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You know, if Ezreal saw you, he'd need a map. He'd get lost in your eyes.

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Do you main Ahri? Because I find you charming.

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Fear not im coming.

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Girl, are you Nunu? Because on a scale of one to ten, you're an ABSOLUTE ZERO.

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Even if you were Singed I would still chase after you.

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Wanna fiddle my stick?

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Hey girl, wanna come back to my base and check out my Needlessly Large Rod?

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Will you be the Ezreal to my Taric

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Hey girl, you must be Ahri because you charmed me over here.

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Can I put my doran blade in your doran ring?

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If you're Nannie I'll be your tribbers.

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Girl, is your name Ashe? Because your beauty stunned me from a distance!

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Hey babe, lemme destroy your inhibitor.

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Hey babe. I bought the double penetration runes.

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Can I invade your jungle?

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Girl you're like draven - spinning me around town.

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Can I tap your dark spheres?

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Girl, your body is OP.

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You make me feel like cho. I just want to feast in your bush.

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Hello dere.

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Once you go Demacian you never go back, I Garen - tee it.

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Are you Cassiopeia? Because when I stare at you I get hard.

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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, I'd have to call Sherif Caitlyn because you're guilty as charged.

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You must be used to stealing souls, because you're fully stacked.

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Wanna know why me roger's all jolly?

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Is your name Janna? Because you blow me away.

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It's not fun unless you run.

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Did I mention its mating season?

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Your name must be Sona, because you just made me Crescendo.

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Wanna solo my Baron?

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