laundromat pickup lines

Well, now that my underwear is clean, time to dirty it again.

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Can I help you do your laundry?

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Pick a number between 1 and 10. (Guess) Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.

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I know a great way to get the wrinkles out of those sheets.

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Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.

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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!

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Does this thong smell clean to you?

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Would you like to go grab a bite or drink while we are waiting on our clothes?

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Can you help me? How much detergent do I need to put in with these clothes?

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Wanna go for a spin?

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Looking for someone to clean your lint catcher?

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I’m wrinkle-free, pre-shrunk and low-sudsing.

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The water’s not the only thing here that’s hard.

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So many dryers, so little time.

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You’re a beautiful woman and that’s not just the bleach fumes talking.

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That's a nice shirt. can I talk you out of it?

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Me without you is like a washer without dryer.

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Tide waits for no man.

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Your stained sheets tell me you're someone worth getting to know.

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Know why I wash in hot water? With you around, it's not like anything's going to be shrinking.

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Where's the tag that says "made in heaven"? (Check back of her shirt)

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Nice dryer sheets. Can I sleep with you tonight?

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Let’s front-load.

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Here, let me help you put your clothes in the dryer.

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My mother has that same bra!

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I'll bet that you're naked under or on top all those clothes

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Someday my rinse will come

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Can you tell me how much bleach to put in with my good suit?

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Are those space pants? Because you're outta this world.

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Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Spin here often?

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Snuggle?

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I could really use a good fluffing.

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Let's make like a laundry cycle. I'll be Dirty, you'll get wet, we'll spin around, tumble dry, and snuggle

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You smell lemony fresh.

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Looking for your Rinse Charming?

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Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Sorry, but you owe me a quarter. ["Why?"] Because when I looked at you, I dropped clean laundry.

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Can I help you fold those sheets?

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That's a lot of laundry. Does this mean you're not wearing any underwear?

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Operating on permanent press tonight?

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