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Are you coronavirus, you are super wet for me.

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Do you have coronavirus? Come sneeze on me and we could be quarantined together for 2 weeks.

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Babe I feel empty inside, and you are the only one filling up my depression with hope.

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Babe, I'll make you feel like diarrhea, you will keep on coming until your legs get soft.

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You are quarantined in heaven? Because you are an angel.

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Safer at home, and safer in my bed.

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Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.

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Girl, you look amazing with those masks and gloves.

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Girl, no protective barrier is enough to stop me from getting to you.

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You can’t spell quarantine without “u r a q t”

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Girl, are you crippling depression? Because I’m going to be in bed curled up with you all day!

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I might have to get an inhaler because you keep taking my breath away.

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Girl, swallow all you want, I promise you won't have diarrhea after this.

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Girl are you inhaler? I need to keep on hitting you to stay alive.

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Kiss me through the phone.

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Depressed? Let me cure you with a dose of orgasm.

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Girl, are you afraid of the coronavirus, let's quarantine ourselves for 14 days.

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I can't be with you physically, but can I FaceTime on you.

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What's the difference between your depression and I? I could f*ck you harder.

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I got all these inhalers, but you still take my breath away.

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You can't spell virus without U and I.

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Are you my depression pills? Because I can’t smile without you.

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Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.

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Babe, forget about coronavirus panic. Let's work it from home, in my bed.

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Babe, I bet you do not have coronavirus. Because I heard it cannot stand your hotness.

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The only depressed event tonight is that you haven't gone home with me yet.

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Time to shelter in my place baby.

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Babe are you coronavirus, because you are giving me respiratory problems.

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Girl, don't worry about coronavirus. I got bigger things to take your breath away.

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Girl are you a covid vaccine? Because I have had my breathe taken away without you.

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Are you depressed? Because you make me want to end my life without you.

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I don’t know much about depression, but I’m pretty great.

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Hey I think you’re making my asthma act up...Because you’re absolutely breathtaking!!!

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The world is in lock down, girl I just want to lock you down.

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We don't have to wait for the government help, this guy got all the stimulus package you need.

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Are you working from home? Well fancy for some office sex?

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I want to come for me like diarrhea, you won't be able to stop.

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Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

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Babe, you got asthma? I got better ways to open up your airway.

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Babe I am like the covid vaccine, you cannot stop with just 1 shot of my load.

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Babe, I am better than the vaccine because I got a big stimulus package.

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Are you a vaccine or just immune to my charms?

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Girl I want to be your vaccine, I want to get inside you and protect you for life.

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Are you coronavirus, because you took my breath away.

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We shouldn't get together sometime.

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Want to dance 6 feet apart?

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Are you depression. Because I want you to f*ck the life out of me all day long.

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Hey girl, are you an asthma inhaler? Because I'll die if I don't hit that.

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Babe, you must be diarrhea, because I am coming nonstop.

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Do you have the Coronavirus, because I can't stop looking achoo.

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Are you asthma? Because you take my breath away.

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Don't take the mask off please, I prefer safe sex.

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Babe, want to get stuck together for 2 weeks.

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Babe, I want you because you pull me out of my depression?

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Girl, do you have coronavirus, because I know a super spreader when I see one.

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Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my depression status?

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Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?

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Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

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Do you quarantine often? When’s the last time you had a 14 night stand?

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Babe, I promise I won't touch your face with my unwashed hands. Because I got better things to touch you with.

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Babe, you have Zoomed in my life.

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During this quarantine we have to stock up on essential supplies. Come home with me and my stockpile will be complete!

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Are you depression? Because I have known you all my life.

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Are your thighs Coronavirus? Because I want them to kill me.

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Are you locking down with me? Because I want to flatten your curves.

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Did it hurt when you fell from 100.4°F?

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When everything's closed, but can you open up your legs?

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Want to quarantine and chill?

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Break up with your girlfriend like she’s polio, because she is 99.9% history.

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Left or right arm? Either way I am going to make both of your arms sore when I am done.

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Girl, I have zero immunity against your sex appeal.

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Are you soap? Because I would want you all over me.

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Are you a psychologist because you cure my depression.

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You had me when you had those toilet paper delivered.

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I saw you from across the street. Stay there.

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Girl, are you dry coughing? I got something that could go deep throat and scratch your itch.

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Are you the novel coronavirus? Because your smile is contagious.

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Love is like diarrhea, you never know if its just a fart or the real deal.

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Are you the covid vaccine? Because I am 94% sure you having positive effect on me.

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Are you Franklin Roosevelt? Because you bought me out of a Great Depression with a New Deal.

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Babe, are you stocking up your supplies? I got all the toilet paper and condoms that we need.

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Girl, my inhaler is not working for me. Maybe CPR from you will help.

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Are you my crippling depression? Because you are like a drug to me.

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Are you coronavirus, you are making me breathless.

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I’m a sanitizer in the streets and a Hazmat suit in the sheets

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Girl you got asthma? You will need some chest compression now.

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Is that an inhaler in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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That n95 mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.

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Why settle with just mRNA vaccine, when you get the full load of DNA from me.

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Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.

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Hey girl, are you diarrhea? Because once you start coming, you won't be able to stop.

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I would touch you with my 6 foot pole.

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What's the number of days you've been self-isolating? I am a 14 and let's mess around.

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Did you just get the vaccine? Want to see how good I can make you feel in 15 minutes?

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You must be a doctor, ‘cause I’m ready for you to get me a shot.

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Babe, I am all the PPE you need.

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I love you so much that I want to share my hand sanitizer with you.

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Babe, are you ready for my sweet droplets?

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Are you coronavirus, because you are all I am masking for.

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Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.

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Are you depression? Because I cannot think of anyone else that can bring me happiness.

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My love for you is like explosive diarrhea, it just flows out.

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Are you depression? Because I am in a downward spiral thinking about.

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I wouldn't want to be quarantined with anyone else but you.

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Want to kiss with mask on?

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Are you depressed yet? Because you’ve been stuck in my head all day.

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Want to make travel plans that we are going to cancel?

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If I told you, you have a nice body? Would you quarantine it with me?

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Girl, are you coronavirus, because I want to travel the world with you.

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Babe, I got depression. But that's OK, because I can go down for you any night.

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Am I feeling butterfly in my stomach right now or did I just miss my booster?

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?

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Girl are you the Pfizer or Moderna vaccine? Because I just had to come back for seconds.

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Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin.

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You seem depressed. Let’s bang the depression out of each other!

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Girl, 2 weeks is nothing compared to the rest of our life together.

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Hey Babe! Can I deliver you a drink?

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Babe, I don't need Viagra to help me with depression. Because you already make my life hard.

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My love for you is like my diarrhea: I can't keep it in.

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Distance makes my love grow stronger for you.

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Babe are your legs coronavirus, because I see them spreading tonight.

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Have you been quarantined? Never mind you are worth it to die for.

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Hey girl, my feelings for you are like diarrhea. I just cant keep it in anymore.

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Is that active immunity or are you just happy to see me?

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Girl, you look amazing from this distance.

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You Smell So Good. Is That Purell You're Wearing ?

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Would you settle for me tonight?

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Are you chicken pox? Because I want all up in my face.

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Have you been tested?

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Are you coronavirus, because you are making me hot for you.

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Is that a bottle of Purell hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Are you depressed, TOO?!

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Girl, how about send me a socially distanced nude?

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My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cant hold it in.

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Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

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My love for you is like diarrhea. Explosive and impossible to keep in.

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Want to shelter in place on my bed?

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I really can’t stay, baby it's Covid outside.

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Hey girl are you 1929? Because you give me the Great Depression.

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Not sure if fart or explosive diarrhea? It's OK, you can be sure my love for you is real.

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Girl, you so hot you giving me an asthma attack.

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What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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I have found a cure for depression! And that is you in my life.

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You're like my asthma. You just....Take my breath away.

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Are you the covid-19 vaccine? Because I want you inside me.

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Do you need an inhaler? Because you got dat ass ma.

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Babe, I want to become your inhaler because it's getting all the action.

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Inhaler, I barely know her.

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Hey girl, are you an anti depression pill? Because I want more than one dose a day.

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Babe, I want you like I want diarrhea, I can't wait to have you come for me.

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Girl, stay in bed with me for 2 weeks if you are afraid of the coronavirus.

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Girl, you don't need to gather 10 people to have a good time. All you need is this one.

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Girl, I could sanitize and disinfect you inside out and all night long.

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Hey can you pass me my inhaler, because you have to help me breath again after you took my breath away.

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First shot or second shot? Want to celebrate with me on a date in a week?

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Babe, you got asthma, time to inhale my tips.

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