harry-potter pickup lines

Yeah, girls call me Aguamenti? Every time they hear my name they get wet.

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If I opened my Gryffindor would you Slytherin?

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Is your name Felix Felicis? Cause you're about to get lucky!

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You must have given me some Skelegrow, 'cause my bone is really growing right now.

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My house is called the Shrieking Shack for a reason. I'll show you tonight.

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Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

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Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

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Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!

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Save a broom; ride a Quidditch player

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Hermoine your boobs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?

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I wanna stick my "Sorcerer's Stone" in your "Chamber of Secrets" and release "The Prisoner of Azkaban" into your "Goblet of Fire" giving the "Order of the Phoenix" making my "Half Blood Prince" rise and give you the "Deathly Hallows"

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Are you using the Confundus charm on me or are you just naturally mind blowing?

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I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

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I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!

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You have two choices tonight, come with me and you'll see love spells. Go with him and you'll see Hog-WARTS!

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Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!

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You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.

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You're so hot, Aguamenti couldn't put you out!

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Screw Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin, the only house I wanna be in is yours

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I don't need aguamenti to make you wet!

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Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

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Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000 cause your sweeping me off my feet!

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I don't need the Mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.

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Once you go black you siriusly dont go back!

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You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.

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Have you been using Accio? Cuz I've been coming to you every night

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I wanna be your Dumblewhore.

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I may not be Harry Potter, but I can be your chosen one.

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If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

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I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!

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Can I Slytherin your Ravenclaw or would you rather Hufflepuff my Gryffindor?

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I'd let you handle my wand any day!

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Let me Slytherin your Griffendoor.

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One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.

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Together we could really make the 'Shrieking Shack' worthy of its name.

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Hermoine, I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.

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I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

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Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.

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My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.

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Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!

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Wanna make me moan like Myrtle? .,

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I would take a marauders map just to stare at you all night!

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I heard you're a Gryffinwhore (Why?) Because you let every wizard Slytherin!

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I am a seeker, are you my golden snitch?

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If i were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house!

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I don't have a broom, can I ride yours?

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My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

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You make my Huffle puff.

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Wanna explore my chamber of secrets?

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I'm like devils snare. It only gets more painful if you struggle!

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I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

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Mind if I Weasley my way into your pants?

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I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.

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Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.

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I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.

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Lets practice Alohomora...you can be the door so I can slam you all I want!

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My vagina is a horcrux, will you destroy it?

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Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?

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I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!

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I was the one who gave Moaning Myrtle her nickname!

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I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in.

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Want to learn to speak troll? Don't worry I can get you grunting in no time.

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I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

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Even though I am in Gryffindor, every time I see you something in my pants is Slytherin!

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I use to go to the Astronomy Tower to see stars, but now I can just look into your eyes!

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My wand? 12 inches, unyielding.....

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Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion!

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My wand has chosen you!

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I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby. I'm a keeper!

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Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

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Would you like to whomp my willow?

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You don't need to say "Incendio" to light my fire

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Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.

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Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.

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Hey, baby; I must be in the Room of Requirement, because I require YOU!

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(Point your wand at girls crotch and say).... Alohamora!

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You can have the portkey to my heart.

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Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

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Let's have a Tri-Wizard tournament Protect your 'wand' from 'hogwarts' when you enter the 'chamber of secrets'

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Let's have some fun this match is sick, I want to take a ride on you Quidditch stick!

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Speak Parseltongue to me and I'll let my snake out!

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You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

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Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!

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Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that ass is magical!

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Do me, I'm Harry Fucking Potter.

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I've got two Bertie Bott's beans and a wand, wanna taste?

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I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!

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Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.

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Your kiss is like a dementor's........It takes my soul away!

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We may not be in professor flitwick's class, but you sure are charming!

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I don't need accio, to make you come!

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Baby, you don't need defense against my dark arts.

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Forget the train honey, just hop on my platform 9 and 3 quarters

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You must be really good at Transfiguration! (Why?) Because you've changed my life.

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I'll remember to protect my wand when entering your chamber of secrets!

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Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

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