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Let’s head back to your place, since I’m going there anyway. (Devil)

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I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.

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That’s a nice pussy; the costume is pretty good too. (Black Cat)

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Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more? (Skeleton)

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If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight. (Vampire)

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I am drawn to your light. (Mothman)

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At this point, I’ll take anything. (Prisoner)

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You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!

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I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.

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Your such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.

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Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?

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We were made for each other. (Frankenstein's bride)

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I'm an animal in the bedroom. (Werewolf)

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Call me a pirate and give me that booty

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I want to put my Tootsie Roll in your basket.

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Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?

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That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.

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Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!

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That’s a nice set of buns you got there, mind if I stick my foot-long there? (Hotdog)

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Hello Boo-tiful

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Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?

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I’m trying to work up the nerve to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots.

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Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down. (Nurse)

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It's alive! It's alive! (Frankenstein)

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Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do with you in them!

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Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box? (Hobo)

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You look so boo-tilicious!

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I would totally carve your pumpkin.

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I can see a date in our future.

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My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.

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Who am I to judge a woman because she has two left feet? (Frankenstein)

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To the girl not wearing a costume: Lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.

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Hello, I am the answer to you’re prayers. (Angel)

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My striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.

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Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure (Pirate)

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Hey, Baby, did you know they call me PumpkinHead?

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You make me hard.

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Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?

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The skeleton over there didn’t have the guts to get your number for me, so here I am.

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You wanna take a ride on my broomstick?

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When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstein)

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I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!

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That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts.

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That is quite a booty you’ve got there. (Pirate)

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To a pirate: That’s quite a booty you’ve got there.

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Hey girl, did you know that Rick & Morty is the best Halloween costume? Because even if there are 30 other Rick & Mortys at the party, it makes the perfect sense.

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Wanna try something I'm working on. I call it love potion number 69.

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Oh my, you look dead, sexy. (Zombie)

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You must love Halloween! You don’t need to change to dress up as an angel.

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Wanna see my Trojan Horse? (Greek)

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I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.

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What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?

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Baby, I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?

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I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.

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If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.

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I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?

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Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look Boo-ti-licious

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Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?

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I have got your love on Loch.

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When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it’s an “in” look.

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Your mausoleum or mine? (Frankenstein)

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Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.

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So, what do you turn into at midnight?

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Hey, Are you made of candy? (Why?) because you look sooo sweet!

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That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?

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What up, would it offend you if I humped your leg? (Werewolf)

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That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.

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Do you really remember Cleopatra? I’ll make you forget her! (Vampire)

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I wanna bob for your apples.

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You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.

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May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.

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Don't worry, those warts on my face aren't anywhere else.

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Nice pumpkins! And I like your boobs, too.

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Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.

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I will eat you out. (Hannibal)

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You should try my famous candy-corn chowder. Wanna come over for dinner next Friday?

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I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.

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Til death do us part and then some dear. (Frankenstein)

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I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…

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I’ve got a rubber mask and you’ve got the candy- let’s go trick or treating.

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Want to be part of my costume? I’ll let you under my sheets. (Ghost)

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I'm really good with my organ. (Phantom of the Operas)

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Don't toy with my Heart (Chucky)

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You’re the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.

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I’ve this hunger inside of me that I’ve never felt in my entire life.

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I will make you scream.

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If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.

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I want a taste of your Milky Way.

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Trick or treat at my place and I guarantee you’ll get a full-size Snickers bar!

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Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Pardon me. I hate to interrupt, but you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s the only one I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight.

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Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back? It’s the only one I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight.

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Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.

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Why’d you dress up as princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?

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I will give you my heart and this other guy's heart.

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Let's go for a bite. (Vampire)

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I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.

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You’re giving me shivers… and not because of that costume.

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Please say you love me for my bodies again. (Frankenstein)

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You know what they say... Big Feet.

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Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!

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You should come back to my place and meet my pussy.

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Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!

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I love you pumpkin!

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You look so good, you’re making my man-bits rise from the dead.

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Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.

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I heard there is a vampire on the loose you better stay with me tonight.

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I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.

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I'm head over heels for you. (Headless Horseman)

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Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.

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Hey there, have heard that rigor mortisis the new Viagra? (Zombie)

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You complete me, literally. (Frankenstein)

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Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.

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I like your wart, want to see a few of mine? (Witch)

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Wanna see my little green thing?

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You know what I love about Halloween? It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag.

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To the cute zombie: You look dead sexy. Mostly dead, but still sexy.

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Baby, I'm burning for you.

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Can I call you my boo?

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My dad's a doctor, ya know? (Frankenstein)

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I'm really great with tongues (Harry Potter)

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Are you a skeleton for Halloween? Because I sure want to bone you.

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Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?

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Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?

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There’s no trick in these pants.

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Your treat or mine?

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Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.

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Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!

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Wanna scissor? (A Nightmare on Elm Street film )

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Good thing I’m here, it has to be illegal to look that good. (Policeman)

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Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package? (UPS Guy)

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Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?

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Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.

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If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.

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Gees, What cute kids. Would you like to go back to my place and practice.

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Please come home with me. You never know what I’ll turn into, at midnight!

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Of course I like long walks by the moonlight. Just no cuddling by the fireplace. That reminds me of torches and angry mobs. (Frankenstein)

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Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead.

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My name isn't Sully, but you could be my Boo.

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Orange you pumped for Halloween?

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I am a mean green machine

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Like to play with my Halloween candy bag!

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I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?

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Come to my place on October 31st. Pumpkins aren’t the only ones getting their insides rearranged this Halloween 😉

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