google-and-search-engine pickup lines

Do you know Google ranks search results by link popularity? You rank as my number one because all my links point to you.

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Google does not have all the answers, because it does not know how much I am into you.

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I was using Google the other day, it failed. Because it did not have your number.

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I Googled your name the other day. You are the only search listing for me.

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Google can return millions of results in under 1 second, and it took me a life time to find you.

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I never Googled this until I saw you, "Hey Google, what is love?"

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Sometimes I Google about love, but I do not have to anymore after I met you.

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Are you google? I feel like I have known you all my life.

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You never have to Google again, because I got what you are searching for.

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I have been Googling all day, and I have finally found what I am searching for.

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I Googled "Who Is the Finest Lady in the Room", and you were the answer.

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