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I've got some good news. I like to go low.

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Wanna see my super stroke?

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Hey baby...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

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I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1.

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Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.

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Can I foxtrot india November golf echo Romeo you?

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Wanna be my 19th hole today?

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How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?

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I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

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I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?

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Look how big his putter is...

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My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that?

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I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.

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I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls.

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Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.

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Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-washer.

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Having sex is a lot like golf. I'm always happy when I get a hole in one.

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You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.

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Hey boy...I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

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Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.

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I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.

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Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?

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My shaft is too long.

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My drives aren't always long and straight.. but I can show you what is!

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I'm like a US Open hard and long!!

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From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.

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I've been playing golf all day and would love to make you my 19th hoe.

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I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.

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After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.

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Hello, more than friends.

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Your putt looks great in those pants

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Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.

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Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

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I only play in the short grass

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Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be a grand slam?

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Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I'm always up for getting another major?

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Would you mind being treated like a green that I'm 140 yards away from, holding my pitching wedge with very little wind in any direction? Because I'm going to come after you aggressively and probably leave a ball mark.

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How about you bring two of your friends and we play a foursome?

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Do you want me to pull it?

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Oh you only have a threesome, mind if I join?

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I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?

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How many strokes do you want?

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Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.

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Can I go golfing with you?Modern Family

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Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.

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Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?

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So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?

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How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight?

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You look like someone who likes to swing.

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Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

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Your butt reminds me of St Andrews.. Hard and Firm

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It takes balls to play golf.

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What say we dump Gramma here out of the golf cart and go cruisin'?Airport

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You interested in trying some new balls?

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Does a bear crap in the woods? No, but I'm willing to screw in them.

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You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.

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You in the mood for some stroke play?

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Hey would you like what you're hiding in your tight jeans to be the 34th ranked golfer in the world because I can make that V-jay sing?

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Wanna see my cobra?

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I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?

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Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

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