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I like being told what to do.

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I’d watch Glee for you.

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Are you from Vocal Adrenaline? Because your smile could cure cancer.

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Horizontal tango's for amateurs. Let's do the horizontal paso doble.

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Wanna see my sexy faces?

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Are you a member of Adam's Apples? Because I like big butts and I can not lie

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Person: Why are you closing the door?

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I like you. You smell like unicorn poo. They eat butterflies and skittles.

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I'm a brick house, sexy. I'm mighty, mighty; letting it all hang out.

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Hey, me. You're one fine example of sexy fierceness: Gi-Jane's face on Hillary Clinton's body.

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I will show you my twinkle tube.

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Let me show you how we do it in Lima Heights

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OCD in the streets; Dirty in the sheets.

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I'm sex on a stick and sing like a dream. And you are?

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Unlike in new directions, I'm always on top in the bedroom.

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I'm a baritone so I can sing Marvin Gaye's “Let's Get It On” Like Dayum

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You can ride me in my wheelchair any time.

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Wanna help me pose for some special pamphlet photos?

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You make me hit all the high notes

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It's all about teasing and not about pleasing.

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I only date unicorns with long horns and boobs.

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Puck: So the chemistry doesn't get out.

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I know where the rain in Spain stays, girls...in your pants.

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Hey baby, the mohawk's for more than just style; grab on, let's go for a ride.

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I'll give you a private Broadway show

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I'll show you another metaphor of my gold stars.

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Girl, you got more curves than a Nissan.

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My coif isn't the only thing that's gelled and ready to go.

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What you need is my chocolate thunder.

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Let's get wanky.

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Bow ties and hair product: what wet dreams are made of

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