engineering pickup lines

Has anyone ever called you FAT? They were so dead-wrong! You are NTFS, obviously.

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I'd like to get you under your fume hood!

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The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won't know the volume of mine until tonight.

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I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

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Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.

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That is a slide rule in my pocket.

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You're sweeter than glucose.

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Baby what do you say me go make some perpetual motion?

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How about we go back to my room so we can practice simple harmonic motion?

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I scale.

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Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

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You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

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If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes

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Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?

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Wow you got a fantastic elevation

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Gee I wish your Flow Chart is not short

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I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

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Babe I heard you like roses, so here's a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).

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Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?

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Wanna take some data?

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Baby! You're sweeter than fructose.

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Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.

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I like the area bounded by your two curves.

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Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.

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You increase my Young's modulus.

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How about we do some DPI

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How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

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I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Netscape.

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Life without you is like dereferencing a NULL pointer.

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That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2

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Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my "beam".

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Girl you are like a high amperage current and Ima high resistance wire, because you got me hot.

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Hey baby, are you a router? Because I saw you checking out my packet

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Your 127.0.0.1 or mine

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Engineers and girls are like asymptotes and axes, they get close, but never touch.

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If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?

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Finally after 20 years of studies I found X in you – The X factor of my life.

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You're like the top of an AMD Athlon.. very hot.

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Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge.

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I am ready to git commit

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Baby, If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA HELICASE so I could unzip your genes.

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You prefer a quick time line erection?

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Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com

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Hi, you are my Turn Key Project

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Hi can I check out your Data Base?

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Can I do your Systems Analysis?

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Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you're structurally sound enough to do so.

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Do you like to be the numerator or the denominator?

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We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintosh's.

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I want you to reboot real quick

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Why was the beam smiling? It was caught up in a positive moment.

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If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 sweetheart together we would be 1.

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Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 166mhz Pentium?

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I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to....

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Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?

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My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.

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I'd like to demonstrate with you simple harmonic motion.

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You NP-complete me.

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Girl you have cuter dimples than a cardioid!

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We're as compatible as two similar Tablets.

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Would you unwrap my manifold?

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Boy you are a Hotrod in Crankshafts

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Want a 100% uptime night?

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Nice set of parabolas!

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Wanna come back to my room and see my latest Computer?

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