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Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.

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Once you've had me, baby, you'll never go back; mostly because you'll starve to death while protecting your eggs. (Octopus)

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I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

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This Egg White Delight isn’t nearly as delightful as you are.

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Are you the chicken or the egg? Either way, I’ll make sure you come first.

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Babe I feel like I am an egg tonight. Because I am about to get laid.

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If you are an egg, you make me greedy like the King Pig and want you all to myself.

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These two quail eggs just fit in my hand perfectly.

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Are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.

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I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!

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I got an eggstra meal for you tonight.

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What topping? You're eggactly what I'm looking for.

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My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get some experience.

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I don't put all my eggs in one basket. But for you, you are my basket.

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You are the hollandaise to my poached egg.

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I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs.

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You know what they say: When tongs rub up against eggplant slices, sparks will fly.

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I'll be the eggo to your Eleven.

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You're a good egg.

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Wait, those eggs aren’t dirty or are they.

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How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

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I'm hungry for you like the green pigs over the eggs.

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What a huge eggplant.

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Is your dad chef. Because he created masterpiece from two eggs

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Baby, your bacon my eggs!

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I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.

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I'll show you where Easter eggs come from — you may be surprised!

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I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Egg! Egg who? Eggcited to meet you. 

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How do you like your organic, free range eggs?

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How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!Eggs

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Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.

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Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

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Yo, Veggie, why don't you put all that energy to good use?

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Where are you going? I wanted to eggnsnog you!

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I'm just like Peggy Olson: Come back to my place, I've got all the ideas and will do all the work.

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When it comes to me, you’ve got free range.Eggs

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Will you be the sauce to my egg roll?

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You're the egg to my tempera.

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How do you like you eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized!Eggs

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I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

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How do you like your eggs? Because you are staying for breakfast.

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Hope you like scrambled eggs. Because I will be scrambling them tonight.

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Would you like Steak or Eggs with your Bacon?

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What if, uh, Mr. Thacker realized that he had been a daft p***k and got down on his knees and begged you to reconsider if you would...indeed...reconsider.Notting Hill

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I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

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Green eggs and damn!

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Babe, I am little a turtle. Because I am about to dig your holes and drop some eggs.

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Are you an egg? Because I wanna scramble your insides.

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Which comes first, chicken or the egg? Either way, I’ll make sure you come first.

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I get fresh eggs daily.

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Your eggs are so big.

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My name is Peggy Olson and I wanna smoke some marijuana

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I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive Armeggedon with.

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How do you like your eggs? [...] I prefer mine fertilized

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Let's do a science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and Ima be the egg and we can finally see who cums first.

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Is that an egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? Because I like mine fertilized.

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I'm a tan legged Juliet. Will you be my redneck Romeo?

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Hey do you eat a lot of eggplant cause that body is bengan!

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If you are an enderdragon, can I take care for your egg

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized.

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I'm an eggcellent lover.

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Hey, do you want to go on an Easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.

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Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.

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You can scramble my egg.

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I hope you have eggs in your refrigerator, girl. Because I'm making breakfast in the morning.

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Wanna find out why they call me the eggman?

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You are the eggs to my bacon.Bacon and Eggs

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You are so hot. I bet I could cook an egg right there on your ass cheek.

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I'm just like Peggy Olson... Come back to my place, I've got all the ideas and will do all the work.

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I may not like Green ham or eggs, but I sure love your long, thin legsHam and Eggs

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How do you like your sausage in the morning. Scrambled or blown?

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

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How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?

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How do you feel about breakfast? I'd like to serve your eggs with my sausage.

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Hey baby, let me put an egg in you.

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I normally don't put all my eggs in one basket, but I'd love to be your honey bunny.

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Oh, you’re out of eggs? That’s ok, you can have mine.

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You put the cream in my eggs.

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I'm a chicken farmer, so I know how to work with eggs baby.

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Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?

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I avoid putting all my eggs in a basket but give me your number and, you’ll be the first I break this rule for.

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Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

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Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?

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Can I serve you a frittata made with local ducks eggs in bed tomorrow morning?Eggs

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You are almost as delightful as this Egg White Delight.

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Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!

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Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?

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How about I get you an Easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilized.

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I’m going to call you omelette. Because you look like you’ve got milk and fresh eggs.

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Call me Yoshi, cause I could tongue you, butt smash you, and reach for your eggs.

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Egg whites are for pussies. A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

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You must be an egg. But your body is cracking.

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How do you like your eggs? Would you like to come over for breakfast?

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Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.

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Can I serve you a frittata made with local ducks eggs in bed tomorrow morning?

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Can I reheat my egg roll in your microwave?Egg Roll

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To me you're more special than Octavia the 8-legged cow.

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Inheriting eighty million chocolate eggs doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

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You are more precious than the eggs.

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Let me hide my Easter eggs in you!

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Do you want eggos or coffee in the morning?

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How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?

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You might be just be an egg to others. But you are the hottest chick in my world.

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