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Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.

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I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips

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You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

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I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but… I'm The Easter Bunny!

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I could never Passover you.

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My ears are not the only things that are long!

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Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

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You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

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I contributed some fur to Letterman's hairpiece

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You put the cream in my eggs.

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I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.

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I'm in the mood to multiply, baby!

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I normally don't put all my eggs in one basket, but I'd love to be your honey bunny.

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Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.

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Nice to meet you, I'm Bunny. Easter Bunny and you are…gorgeous!

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My love for you is like hot chocolate, I just can't hold on to it.

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You look cold. Want to use me as a fur jacket?

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Ever get it on with a rodent?

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Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.

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Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

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Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.

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I'll show you where Easter eggs come from — you may be surprised!

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I'm in the mood to multiply.

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I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

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I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

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You're not Jewish, are you?

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Hey. You know the phrase ‘screwing like rabbits'? I think you and I can do better, want to try.

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Let me hide my Easter eggs in you!

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You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

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Ouch! My big teeth hurt! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!

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Wanna Multiply?

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What do potatoes and I have in common? We both have eyes for you and we both want to hit the sack!

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I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!

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You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.

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It's Easter - Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work!

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I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I'm Easter Bunny!

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I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.

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Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

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Come back to my place - I'll give you a Peeps show.

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There is a good reason why there are so many rabbits, baby!

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I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

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Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!

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There's an Easter parade in my pants... wanna go?

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Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?

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I'm on a hunt - for your number.

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Hey baby, I heard that rabbits, can make 150 babies a year, how many do you think we can make in an hour?

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Easter! I hardly even knew her.

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Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?

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Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.

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You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

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Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?

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Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!

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Inheriting eighty million chocolate eggs doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

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I'm being managed by Don King again

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If you come back to my place, I'll give you a 'peeps' show.

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Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?

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You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.

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You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

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I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

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You're a good egg.

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I'll be honest with you. I'm like an Easter Bunny, delicious but hollow inside.

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Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

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How about I get you an Easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilized.

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Hey, do you want to go on an Easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.

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My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!

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