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Hey my name's Mickey and there's nothing Minnie about me.Mickey and Minnie

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Do you wanna get Goofy?Goofy

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I don’t need to take you on the Tower of Terror to get you screaming.Disneyland

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What is this, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

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I can make any fairy moan... All I need to do is Tink'er'bell.Peter Pan

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Aladdin a pastry as well.Aladdin

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Sha-la-la-la-la-la don't be scared, you got the moves prepared, you want to kiss me, girl.The Little Mermaid

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I can hit it so hard it'll make your ancestors dizzy.Mulan

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I lie because they used to call me the Lion KingThe Lion King

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My name is Mickey and there is nothing Minnie about me.Mickey and Minnie

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Do you trust me?Aladdin

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Honestly, I just want to get the Sword In The StoneThe Sword in the Stone

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There's snake in my pants!Toy Story

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You had me at "Let's go to Disneyland".

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I use and own butt plugs, now tell me about your Toy StoryToy Story

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You're my Cinderella ellaCinderella

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Sleeping Beauty.Sleeping Beauty

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Damn Girl you got me twitterpated.Bambi

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What the hell is that smell? did you Jafar?Aladdin

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You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.Cinderella

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Have you ever tried anal, it's A Whole New World.Aladdin

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Hey girl. Wanna see how many wonders one cavern can hold?Disney

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Short guys get me all flustered.Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

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Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits!Cinderella

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Don't worry, Cinderella. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12.Cinderella

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Can you feel the love tonight?The Lion King

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Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?Aladdin

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They say Disney world is the happiest place on earth, obviously they haven't been in your arms.Disney

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I just saw our whole lives flash before my eyes in 10 minutes. We are destined to be together.Up

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One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.Aladdin

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Let's go... let's go to Infinity & Beyond.Toy Story

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There's definitely something down there that wasn't there before if you know what I mean.Beauty and the Beast

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You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.Mary Poppins

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There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

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Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner.Pinocchio

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My penis is more of a Finding Nemo situation.Finding Nemo

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Let's just say my bed is covered in Monsters Inc.Monsters, Inc.

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Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?Aladdin

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You can call me Nemo, because I'm gonna "touch the butt"Finding Nemo

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Hi, I'm Andy. Wanna play with my Woody?Toy Story

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Hey, Cinderella. Call me midnight 'cause when I come around I'll make your dress disappear.Cinderella

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Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?Beauty and the Beast

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I'm so lost in your eyes I'm like Nemo. You better find me.Finding Nemo

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Want to go for a wild ride baby? I'm a bottom.Aladdin

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You are part of the circle of my life.The Lion King

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I like a woman who speaks her mind & can handle a long sword.Mulan

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You know what they say about men with big noses.Pinocchio

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I can take you to infinity and beyond.Toy Story

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I’ll bippity bop you, girl.Cinderella

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Your castle or mine?Disney

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I'd dress in drag and do the hula for you.The Lion King

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I'm a beast in the sheets.Beauty and the Beast

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There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.Disneyland

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Oh, Oobee Doo, I wanna be with you. I wanna walk with you, talk with you, it's true.The Jungle Book

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Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light years.Toy Story

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You have really nice eyes. You remind me of Quasimodo.The Hunchback of Notre Dame

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My name is Sebastian but I don't have crabs.The Little Mermaid

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Am I a beast? ‘Cause you're definitely a beauty.Sleeping Beauty

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The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.Walt Disney

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You said you were looking for the girl with the glass slipper but baby boy I can be your Cinderella ella ella eh eh.Cinderella

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I'd like to take a trip to your forbidden west wing.Beauty and the Beast

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You've got a friend in me. Friends with benefits that is.Toy Story

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Do you remember my name? You Don't? You Dumbo.Dumbo

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You've got a friend with benefits in me.Toy Story

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At Kicker…Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth hasn’t been in his pants…from the Indianapolis Colts… Adam Vinatieri!

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I must be Lighting McQueen, 'cause you've got my heart racing.Cars

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If you asked me if I could show you my bare necessities, I'd tell you I shere khan.The Jungle Book

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My name isn't Sully, but you can still be my Boo.Monsters, Inc.

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You must be Pumbaa 'cause baby - I've got no worries.The Lion King

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Things are much better down where it's wetter.The Little Mermaid

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I'd really like to Poke-her-hontas.Pocahontas

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You're wicked hot.Sleeping Beauty

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What is around your riverbend?Pocahontas

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Wanna rub my lamp?Aladdin

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I'm the eighth dwarf, Sexy.Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

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Up! Up! Up!Up

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Whether Jafar or Ja-Close I'll always be yours.Aladdin

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Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.Winnie the Pooh

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Hi Ho.Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

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I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.Sleeping Beauty

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Can I Hakuna your ma-tatas?The Lion King

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And I knew exactly how old Walt Disney’s Cinderella felt when she found her prince.Elizabeth Young

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Can I get into your cave of wonders?Aladdin

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Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.Alice in Wonderland

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Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd?Pinocchio

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Aye Mary - youze Poppin'.Mary Poppins

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At Kicker: Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth hasn't been in his pants.

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Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.Aladdin

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Say it with me I do believe in condoms. I do I do!Peter Pan

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I have a small penis. It used to be called The Little Mermaid.The Little Mermaid

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Saw you sleeping on the ground like PocahontasPocahontas

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Let’s play Pinocchio. You sit on my face and I’ll tell you lies.Pinocchio

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It's like Beauty and the Beast. I'm the Beauty you are the Beast.Beauty and the Beast

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