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I have found a cure for depression! And that is you in my life.

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Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.

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Are you depressed yet? Because you’ve been stuck in my head all day.

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Are you my depression pills? Because I can’t smile without you.

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What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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Are you my crippling depression? Because you are like a drug to me.

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You seem depressed. Let’s bang the depression out of each other!

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Are you depression? Because I have known you all my life.

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Babe I feel empty inside, and you are the only one filling up my depression with hope.

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I don’t know much about depression, but I’m pretty great.

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Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

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Babe, I got depression. But that's OK, because I can go down for you any night.

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Hey girl are you 1929? Because you give me the Great Depression.

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Would you settle for me tonight?

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Are you depression. Because I want you to f*ck the life out of me all day long.

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Are you depression? Because I cannot think of anyone else that can bring me happiness.

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Babe, I want you because you pull me out of my depression?

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Girl, are you crippling depression? Because I’m going to be in bed curled up with you all day!

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Are you Franklin Roosevelt? Because you bought me out of a Great Depression with a New Deal.

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Babe, I don't need Viagra to help me with depression. Because you already make my life hard.

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Girl, when you don't text me back, I sometimes go into a tropical depression.

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Depressed? Let me cure you with a dose of orgasm.

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The only depressed event tonight is that you haven't gone home with me yet.

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Are you depression? Because I am in a downward spiral thinking about.

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Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my depression status?

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What's the difference between your depression and I? I could f*ck you harder.

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Are you depressed, TOO?!

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Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.

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Are you depressed? Because you make me want to end my life without you.

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Hey girl, are you an anti depression pill? Because I want more than one dose a day.

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Are you a psychologist because you cure my depression.

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