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I got the stiffness of Al Gore and the stiffness of Bill Clinton...

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Hey baby, wanna check out my big environmentally friendly wiener?

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Hey baby, how'd you like to see a REALLY Merry Xmas?

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I'll make you scream like Howard Dean

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May I check out your Bush?

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Hey baby, wanna get liberal with each other?

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Hi, I'm John Edwards

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You are sexier than Chelsea Clinton.

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Hey girl, you're the only state in my union.

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I'm gonna Barack your world

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Wanna go hug some trees?

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I'm gay but I want to be convinced otherwise.

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I'm stiffer than John Kerry

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Something's rising and it's not the national debt

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Wanna see my yule log?

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Hey, let's go in the back and discuss politics!

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Fur is murder!

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The GOP didn't like my stimulus package, but you will.

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I'll enhance your peace, if you'll disarm my soldier.

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Wanna practice some REAL gun control?

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Wanna pretend we're Republicans and have gay bathroom sex?

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Girl, you must be an Obama entitlement program. Because you are definitely raising my interest rate.

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I'd really like to show you my new social program and redistribute some of my holdings.

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Let's go someplace and release our delegates

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Hey, baby, let's get together and bash bush

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Now that's what I call a stimulus package

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