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My love has zero amount of FUD with you.

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You think crypto is going down? Let me change your mind with my long position.

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I got the hash power.

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I will never trade you for another crypto.

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Are you Bitcoin? I’m feeling totally bull about you.

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Down to Mine?

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It's all FOMO with you.

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Babe I am all time high for you.

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I am mooning for you!

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Hey baby, want to see something huge? Take a look at my Bitcoin wallet baby

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I’d hodl you through the good times and bad.

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Girl, all blocks confirm my love for you.

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I hope you like immutable ledgers, cuz you’ll never get rid of me.

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Coinbase is not good enough, let's go third base.

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If I take over 51% of your hash rate, could I take you home with me?

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I'll let you mine with my rig any day.

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Baby, requesting permission to import my private keys into your hot wallet.

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Are you a poorly setup mining rig? Because you are smoking hot!

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Wanna decentralize the financial system by creating a distributed ledger system that ensures contracts are executed?

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Show me your tits and I'll give you some bits.

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I will fork you hard and soft till you split in two.

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Are you free tonight? I am down to forking.

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Here, this will help protect you against my inflation.

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Girl I may not look like a jailbait, but I am surely a miner.

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Let's mix algos and create a hash of our own.

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Crypto for your thoughts?

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You trade crypto, I trade crypto, let's exchange and have futures together.

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Babe I can distribute my asset all over you.

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Are you a crypto kitty? Cuz I’m feline a connection between us.

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Baby, you are my crypto wallet because you have the private keys to my heart.

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I'd mine your hashes.

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I never paid for a date with Bitcoin, will you be the first one?

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Baby, my bit is so good it'll take you back to the gold standard.

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Ready to encounter some peer to peer transactions?

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I'll show you my private key if you show me yours.

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Hey girl, you are precious because there is only a limited supply of you.

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You can have my private keys anytime.

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Don't worry about me, I am SAFU.

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I wanna be your monero.

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Want to check out my rig?

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I love you and I would love to put a ring signature on you.

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Seeing you, let's just say my cryptos ain't going to be the only thing going parabolic.

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Are you my bitcoin wallet? Because I could check you out 24/7.

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Girl, check out my huge block size.

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I am tether to your USD, because I could peg to you 100%.

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Send Nodes.

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I am a crypto in the sheets, as volatile as you want me to be.

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I'm tired of solo mining babe. Lets pool!

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Girl you are so hot, I might have to put you in cold storage.

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Smart, sexy and funny... Your hash validates.

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Girl, let's start our genesis block.

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Call me Satoshi, cuz you’re my true vision.

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I hear you’ve got an impressive block folio.

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Girl can I have your address to airdrop my tokens?

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Girl, check out my Lambo.

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I got very slow transaction times, we could hash all night long.

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Baby, I ain’t going for no pump and dump.

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I could hard fork as well as soft fork however you please, all you have to do is to split for me. And we could make copies of ourselves down the path.

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Is that a Blockchain or are you pleased to see me?

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Baby I know you’re the Wan.

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Girl, I am not normal, I am a crypto whale.

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Girl, I know how to use my leverage to please.

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Want to scan my wallet, and see if you like me more?

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Don't fall for other shitcoins, go for this smart contract.

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Girl: So what do you do? Guy: I trade millions of cryptos a day.

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Does a fire burn in your Litecoin when you see me?

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No spoofing could fake my feelings for you.

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You probably wonder why I got no shirt on, babe I am rich because I sold the top.

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If I had a Bitcoin for every time you came across my mind, I'd be a Whale.

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Let our rigs mine and we could chill.

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Baby, my proof of stake will surely satisfy your selection.

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Babe are you the one crypto in my dream? I am going all in.

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Nice blockchain, wanna fork?

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Hey girl, you are raising my hash rate.

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My strong hands will carry you through any correction.

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