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Do you believe in love at first sight, or did I misunderstand your search history?

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Girl, I can't wait to violate your privacy in real life.

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Would you...be interested in a night cap

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Then how about a nightcap on the company? My company.

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Hey, I've never met you, and this is crazy, but I stole your number, so answer baby!

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If being sexy was a crime, you would be on FBI’s most wanted list.

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I must complete the mission, but first, sex.

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I couldn't help but hear your phone conversation with your sister yesterday & I think I can be that kind of man for you!

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Is that a Wi-Fi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

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I knew you'd be here.

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Are you the CIA? Because I don't think the president gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.

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Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you the drink your last one night stand got you?

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I was going through your email and noticed you like cat too!

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Shocking. Positively shocking.

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I know this is a little straight forward, but I feel like I already know everything about you.

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Single male, attentive listener. Like to intercept communications, bodily fluid from international women.

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You look way prettier in person than through your webcam.

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Every move you make

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How do you kill 5 hours in Rio, if you don't samba?

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Just relax while we unzip your files.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your pin number 6852.

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I'm incredibly rich. Here's a new iPhone 5 with my number in it. Call me sometime.

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Hey baby, your buns are on fire, you've left your oven on

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I know exactly where you have been all my life.

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Every bond you break

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Whatever I am...Whatever is left of me, I'm yours.

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Girl, you must have fallen from heaven because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

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I will ALWAYS have my eyes on you, darling...! My love for you is unconstitutional.

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My love for you is unconstitutional

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What's a nice girl like you doing at the corner of 5th and Guadalupe avenue at 8:37pm?

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Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? cause ima monitor that all DAY.

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Hey, can I have your number? Just kidding. Already got it

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I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle

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I will be keeping an eye on your smile, and off your perfectly formed arse!

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You didn't think I'd miss this performance, did you?

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Your credit score is so fine, I wish I could co-sign a car loan with you all night long.

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You must be the Constitution, because I want to violate you.

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Take a giant step for mankind.

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I'm a great listener

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Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up

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Why didn't I text you back? Because I already knew what you were going to say.

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Your parents must have been clams, but I've already cracked you.

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Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I've been watching you for a looooong time

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You're free Friday. Would you like to have dinner?

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I bet I can guess your weight, birth sign, mother's maiden name, SSN and your car's VIN

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When one is in Egypt, one should dive deeply into its treasures.

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Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like lowering your ex's credit score, wire tapping your boss and taking you off the no fly list

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Girl, you owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine.

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I feel like I've known you since you got that cellphone for your 15th birthday.

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Every breath you take

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Could you help me find my stationary?

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I flagged you at first sight

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Hey baby... what are you wearing? Just kidding, I'm watching you.

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That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve.

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Baby your Verizon line ain't the only thing I'm trying to tap

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I'd tap that.

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We understand you so much better than the guy you're with now.

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Girl, I haven't had a crush this bad since your mom got her first iphone. Smile, I unlocked your webcam!

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I think he got the point.

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You come here often.

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NSA watching you

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I've got a tap on you, now I just need that ass

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I feel like I've known you forever, or at least since the Bush administration

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I was going through your inbox and thought maybe we could be together!

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I probably shouldn't tell you this, but you've got malware on your laptop and some creep from Idaho is jerking off to you through your webcam

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The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

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Are you tired? Because you've been running through my chat log reviews all day.

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Message from 672-739-5463 ( NSA-SEX-LINE ) You left your car keys on the kitchen counter and your panties are on backwards.

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Whoa... you look way sexier than indicated in your metadata

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Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

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Hey baby, I know what you did last summer

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You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for Queen and country!

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I'm so honored to meet you. I'm kind of a big fan, I've read all of your e-mails

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Are you on FBI’s most wanted? Cause you’re at the top of my list.

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Being broke sucks. Let me buy you a drink

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Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out. You and your library history.

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May Day, where have you been? I've been waiting for you . . . to take care of me, personally.

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Let me buy you dinner, I know you don't have much in your bank account.

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Every step you take

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Lovely dress, darling, but the one you tried on before you left home looked even better.

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The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.

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We had you at hello.

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I'd never cheat on you like your boyfriend does with your BFF

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Baby, my drones aren't the only thing that have heat a seeking missile..

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