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If you were on the McDonald's menu, I'd name you the McBeautiful.

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I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

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I'll bippity bop you, girl.

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Hope you brought your A-game, because tonight will be scandalous. (Recess)

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Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?

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You look so much like a princess, I put poison in that apple you're eating. Let's hope my antidote-chapstick does the trick.

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You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

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I lub dub you...

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Are you little red riding hood? Because I want to ride you into the woods.

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Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in?

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Oh, you're bad, bad, bad. (Magic School Bus)

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Aladdin a pastry as well.

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What the hell is that smell? did you Jafar?

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Hey girl, how about we take a bottle back to my crib and…take a nap?

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Want to go for a wild ride baby? I'm a bottom.

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Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and Ill be the Big Bad Wolf.

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I'd like to take a trip to your forbidden west wing.

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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

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Honk, honk. (Doug – Skeeter)

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It's like Beauty and the Beast. I'm the Beauty you are the Beast.

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Can I get into your cave of wonders?

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You must have pee in your mattress because, no wait, I mean a pea in your mattress, because you're like a princess.....oops.

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You must be Snow White, because when I'm with you, I feel like 7 emotional tiny diamond miners.

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Ever had a lump in your throat? How about a frog?

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I think I'd like you in my way, football head. (Hey Arnold – Helga)

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I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.

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I'm the eighth dwarf, Sexy.

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Hey girl, you like breakfast? I can speak French. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dexter)

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One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.

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Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? Because I'm going cookoo for you

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If girls were boogers, I'd pick you first.

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Mary had a little sheep. and with the sheep she went to sleep, the sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb!

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I'd like to see what your buttons do. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dee Dee)

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Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.

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There's definitely something down there that wasn't there before if you know what I mean.

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Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits!

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Let's play Pinocchio. You sit on my face and I'll tell you lies.

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You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business

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Hey, Cinderella. Call me midnight 'cause when I come around I'll make your dress disappear.

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Whether Jafar or Ja-Close I'll always be yours.

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Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you look “Grrrreat!”

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I have a boo boo on my lip Will you kiss it and make it all better?

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Do you want to hear a bedtime story? It's time for you to get in my bed.

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You're wicked hot.

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Hey girl, you must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

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Is your name Mulan, because you're beautiful and most people forget you were ever made.

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You said you were looking for the girl with the glass slipper but baby boy I can be your Cinderella ella ella eh eh.

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You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

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I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day

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Am I a beast? Because you're definitely a beauty.

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Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner.

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You can eat my shorts. (The Simpsons – Bart)

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Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd?

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Well, here I am What are you other two wishes?

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I must have a house made of straw, because you just blew me away.

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Don't worry, Cinderella. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12.

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Wanna rub my lamp?

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Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack tripped over the candle stick. Well, goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

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Now I've seen everything! Well, almost everything ... (Hey Arnold – Gerald)

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Have you ever tried anal, it's A Whole New World.

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Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color…Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes…Blizzard Blue.

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Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

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Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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You know what they say about men with big noses.

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We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly

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I'm a beast in the sheets.

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My lips are skittles, want to taste the rainbow?

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