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Is it getting hot in here? or is it just our bond that is forming? 

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You must be chlorine because you are polarizing my bond! 

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Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.

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You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction 

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Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?, because you are the ONe. 

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Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunneling tonight? 

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I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U. 

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You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down. 

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Biochemistry Major: I've got my ion you, baby!

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When I'm near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because baby, you take my breath away.

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Where is the closets research? Because I sense a lot of chemistry between us.

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Girl, I'm thinking about changing my major to chemistry, 'cause we've got it together.

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Do you like Science?, cause tonight your gonna sample my DNA 

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Remember when you winked at me in Chemistry class when you had iodine in your eye? I've never forgotten that. (High School Acquaintance)

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You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love we could make an ocean together.

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Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe 

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I wish your name was Avogadro, because then I would already know your number.

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You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than Potassium and water.

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You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world. 

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Baby you give my electrons a positive charge 

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Baby, we've got chemistry together... next period. 

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You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power! 

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Are you a non volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point. 

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Your PH must be 14 because you're the most basic need in my life right now.

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Are you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me. 

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Biochemistry Major: You're so hot you denature my proteins.

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Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in? 

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If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive 

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Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne.

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We have a lot of chemistry. Right now, we're both working on a little something I like to call 'electricity.'

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Hey, boy, let’s kiss … our perfect GPAs goodbye after that Chemistry final.

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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because your cute 

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If you were C6, and i were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.. 

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You're so hot, you must be the cause for global warming. 

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You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! 

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You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together 

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You look familiar did we have a class before? I could swear we had chemistry.

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U + I = 145, Uranium is 92 and I is 53, because we got chemistry

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Forget hydrogen you're my number one element 

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Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.

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You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because your a total BaBe. 

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hey can I put my Bunsen In your air-hole? 

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If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I'd choose RNA because it has U in it.

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My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density" 

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I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you. 

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Puck: So the chemistry doesn't get out.

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We have great chemistry, lets do some biology 

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Baby, we've got chemistry together... next period.

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Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I'm feeling a covalent bond between us.

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Even Walter White couldn't improve on the chemistry between us.

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I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls? 

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Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex. 

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You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.

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Are you chemistry homework, because I am sensing some strong balance and reaction between us.

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You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.

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My name's Bond. Covalent Bond.

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You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.

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You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

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it's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat 

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You're a moving electric charge, and I'm a moving magnetic charge... Wanna flux? 

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I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed. 

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I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10 

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I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state. 

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You are a photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.

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Come inside my RV and I'll show you some real chemistry.

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Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you. 

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Biochemistry Major: Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

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You be Fluorine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron 

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Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame 

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Are you on the periodic table? 'Cause you are SODIUM fine 

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You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation. 

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I may not be Erudite but my best subject is Chemistry

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Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state? 

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Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine! 

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I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. 

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Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium, because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful 

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Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential 

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Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up 

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Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.

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You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

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Let's get together sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.

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Is there a science classroom nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?

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Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt 

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You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive. 

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You are like a proton in my core--without you i could never be the same. 

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If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together. 

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Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine. 

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How about we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?

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Let's find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed 

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Babe, the only college chemistry class I need to study is our chemistry together.

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Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3) 

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f i was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes 

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We have great chemistry, lets do some biology

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You must be a positive ion, and I am a negative ion. Because we feel an attraction between us.

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You must be a cell, cause my DNA is all in you. 

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The chemistry between us will bring destruction to this place.

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Girl are you a charged atom, because I've got my ion you. 

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