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Are you a light switch? 'Because you turn me on!

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I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

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I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".

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Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position

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I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?

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Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

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Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!

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Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.

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If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.

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Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".

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Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

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Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?

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How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?

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Are you Google? Because I've just found what I've been searching for.

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Are those diamonds real? [YES] I was talking about the ones in your eyes.

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Hey baby, I must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!

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How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.

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Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

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If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard

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If beauty were time, you'd be eternity

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Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want s'more.

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Baby, are you a Mexican snack? Because you’re corny and cheesy.

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Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

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Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!

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Are you on Nickelodeon? Because you're a-Dora-ble!

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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

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Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.

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Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

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Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

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I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?

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I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?

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Did god take the thunder out the sky and put it in your thighs?!

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Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

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Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.

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I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.

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Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

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I could use some spare change and you're a dime.

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I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.

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I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

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Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of U wrapped up in it

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I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

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Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

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Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming

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Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.

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Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!

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I've had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile for me and make my day?

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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

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If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.

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I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together

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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

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If you were a booger I would pick you first.

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Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!

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I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

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How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!

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(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

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Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!

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I want you almost as much as I want world peace.

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I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.

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Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.

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Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

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I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.

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Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?

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I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.

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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

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I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.

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Are you busy tonight around 2 a.m.?

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Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?

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I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup

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Are you a Hurricane [name]? Because you're blowing me away.

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Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.

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Are you from Holland? Because amsterdayyyuuumm.

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Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes!

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Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

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Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

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I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.

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I’ve only got three months to live.

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Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.

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I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)

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I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

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Hey, I'm new in town.

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Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!

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I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

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Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.

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Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.

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If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?

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Can I copy your dance moves?

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Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.

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If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

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If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

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I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.

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Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

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Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

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Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

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A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"

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Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

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I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.

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If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

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Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

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If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, Because you look sweet and delicious.

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If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

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Are you a cat? Because you are purrrfect

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Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

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Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

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Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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Be unique and different, say yes.

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I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

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If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

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Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!

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Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

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I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.

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This may seem cheesy, but you make me really horny.

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Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!

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Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?

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Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.

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I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

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Are you looking for a shallow relationship?

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Do you bleach your teeth? 'Because your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.

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Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!

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If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

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Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.

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Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!

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Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

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I don't know you, but I think I love you already

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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"

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I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!

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Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie about that part?

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Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

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Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

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I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.

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I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

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If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.

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I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

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I think you're suffering from a lack on vitamin me.

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Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?

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Do you work at Dick's? Because you're sporting the goods.

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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

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(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.

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I'd tell you a joke about pizza but its kinda cheesy.

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(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!

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A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.

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(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.

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All those curves, and me with no brakes!

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Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

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I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!

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Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?

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Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!

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I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

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I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox

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Are you a model?

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Bond....James Bond

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Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart

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I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

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Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

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Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.

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Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.

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Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

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Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!

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For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

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Did you hear that? Was that canon fire? Oh no, it's just my heart pounding!

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Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

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Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track

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Are you a terrorist? ... cause you're the bomb!

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I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

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Are you a crayon? Because you bring color to my life.

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(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?

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(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?

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I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!

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Are you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids.

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Hey, I didn't know angels flew so low.

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I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?

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Are your parents bakers? Because they sure made you a cutie pie!

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How was heaven when you left it?

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?

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Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

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Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!

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If women were trophies, you'd be first place!

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I'd use a Packer's line right now, but it's just too cheesy.

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I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.

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Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

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If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you

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Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

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I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

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I am a man of few words. You are beautiful. Would you like to go out?

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(To someone working somewhere where a counter separates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.

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Do you know karate cause your body is kickin

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I know I'm not a library book but I can tell when you're checking me out.

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I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

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if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)

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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

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I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

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Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

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Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

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If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

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Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me

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Are you a Snickers bar? Because you satisfy me.

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Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

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[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

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Are you the moon? Because even when it's dark, you still seem to shine.

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I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.

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Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.

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Do you like your taco cheesy or spicy?

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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

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I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

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Girl, are you a cop? [No] Because you're America's Finest

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If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

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I won't give you a pick-up line, if you let me buy you a drink.

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Are you form Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!!!

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If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.

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Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

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Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

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I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?

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Do you want to hear a cheesy flower pick-up line? Let’s put our tulips together.

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Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.

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I know this might sound cheesy, but I love everything artisan about you.

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Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

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I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way

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Don’t you work at Hooters?

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I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!

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I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

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I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

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Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

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Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

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Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?

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If I had to rate you out of 10 I'd rate you a 9... because I am the one that you are missing!

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Hi, I have big feet.

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Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

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Babe, if you can handle my cheesy pick up lines at night, you can definitely handle my morning glory.

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Do you have a keg in your pants? Because I'd like to tap that!

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Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

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I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Because I could see myself in your pants.

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Girl, I know the perfect breakfast for you. Cheesy pick up lines, hot sausage patty, and let's finish it with some tasty cream for your coffee.

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I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

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Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

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How much? To buy your heart baby...

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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass

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Do you know karate? Because your body's kickin!

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Do you know how I got these biceps? By lifting children out of poverty.

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Did your father have sex with a carrot? Because you've got nice eyes.

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Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.

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I'd use a cheesy pick-up line on you, but you're too smart. So I'm gonna ask you straight up, would you dance with me?

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Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.

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If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...

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I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.

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Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?

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Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.

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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back

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I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.

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If we’re going to have sex later, you probably should be there.

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I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

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Are you a tamale? 'Because you're hot.

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I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.

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I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.

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Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

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Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

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Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

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Do you have any sunscreen? 'Because you are burning me up!

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Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

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I didn't know angels were allowed on campus.

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Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here

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I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

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Are you an interior decorator? Because you are making this room beautiful

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