character-based-pick-lines pickup lines

Are you Australian? Because you meet all my koala-fications.

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Ever used a sex swing made of spiderwebs?Spiderman

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I'm a sperm whale. Seriously, what more do I need to say?

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You don't have to pay to get on board my ship.

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If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

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This may come off as a surprise, but I don’t bite. I swallow.

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So, where's Elvis?

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If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”

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Girl, you don't need no bucket of chicken when this one cock will satisfy all your needs.

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If I was a squirrel I'd chuck my nuts in your hole!

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Hey girl, you like bird watching? Because I like 'chicken' you out.

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I’ll make you purrrrrrrrr.

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One ankylosaurus says to another, "Hey, you wanna go clubbin’".

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Damn girl, are you baby Yoda? Cause I wanna be your man...dalorian.

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Hello sexy, moove your body!

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I must be drawn to the Force, cuz Yoda only one for me.

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If you and I were little frogs. We could sit on leaves together.

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You bring out the Yeti in me!

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Girl are you a butterfly? Because your beautiful wings have left a lasting dust on my mind.

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There must be an invisible elephant in the room, because babe you are about to trip over my hanging trunk.

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Are your like a butterfly, pretty to see but hard to catch!

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I hope you like to matey, because I'm about to swab your deck.

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Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey.

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Do you like bald eagles? (Yeah, why) Then spread for me!

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Wanna have a threesome?Two-Face

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That a new club in your loincloth or you happy to see me?

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Let’s spend some koala-ty time in each other.

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You know what I want tonight? All natural fresh chick like you.

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I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!

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Hey girl i heard you like snakes so let my snake sliver all over you

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I enjoy cocktails and midnight strolls along the beach. And we should dig a giant breeding hole together.

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Take me to the loony bin, because you're bacon me crazy.

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I pray to the Great Spirit that not make him die.

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Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice. And babe I will be your master.

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Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?

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You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.

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Babe I like to be safe. I will put some rubber on my duck.

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Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?

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Girl, you could hop onto my lily pad any night.

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There are a lot of sharks in the sea, but you are the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home.

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Girl do you like bears? Because it is time to bare yourself for me.

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Is that a polar bear in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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I call him Little Deadpool. He breaks down the fourth wall and your bed.Deadpool

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Babe you looking for an extra teddy bear? Because you can sleep with me as much as you want.

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I am so into you that I would totally catch you before you hit the ground if you fell off of a building.General

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Oh my Sweet Babboo! (Sally)

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Do you know how good it feels without a cape?General

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Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi

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SHAZAM! Here's my penis.Shazam

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It's a good thing I've got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot.Superman

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Do you wish to compute?Brainiac

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My aura can make anything invulnerable as long as I keep it really close.Superman

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You are cute as fuck. *duck... damn autocorrect.

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Want to play fairy? Because I want to explore deep into your fairy forest.

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In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.

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Girl do you love elephants? Because I love you a ton.

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On my planet, we need three different beings to have sex ... but for you, I'll make an exception

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Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.

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Yeah, my great great grandfather was Jimmy!! (Cricket)

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I'm not Elmo, but don't stop tickling.

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Let's shellebrates tonight.

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People tell me I look like Cupid.

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Didn't I just see you on YouTube?

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Let's do a science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and Ima be the egg and we can finally see who cums first.

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Girl. You made my worm into a butterfly.

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Hey girl I heard you like snakes? So let my tongue of snake slither all over you.

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Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong. (Snoopy)

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You got some-fin special about you.

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I gave up trying to under stand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me. (Charles Schulz)

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Are you a chicken? Because I want to taste your breasts.

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Do you make rotisserie chicken? Because I want to slow cook my cock inside your oven.

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I'm down here

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Do you like whales? Well you will love the whale in my pants after tonight.

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Well blow me down?

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Hey girl, you like chicken? Because I got cock for you.

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What do elephants and I have in common? We both have big trunks.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Baby Yoda. Baby Yoda who? Baby Yoda one that I want.

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Babe, I see you far away with the binocular power.

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Pollinate me.

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Tail me you love me

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Wanna watch my dinosaur evolve?

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Honey, you're the bee's knees!

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I can utilize 90% of my brain, but baby, you can do all the work.Deathstroke

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Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.

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Forget about chicken breast, you have the only breast I want to feast on tonight.

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Yo baby, mind if I crab your ass?

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I’d like to wrap my 36 arms around you.

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Maybe you should let my fist of fury invade your secret lairBruce Li

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Is that a cutlass in your pants or aarrrrrrrrrrrr you just happy to see me treasure chest?

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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

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There's a reason they call me Bat man – if you know what I mean…okay, I'm talkin' about my penis.Batman

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Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.

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I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.

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Hey are you a turtle? Because I really like turtles.

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Girl, I got a snake that you could milk.

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Hey baby, what do you say we go out for a bite! (Mosquito)

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Chick or treat.

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To answer power with power, the Jedi way this is not.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like It's better than yours, Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge I know you want it, The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for.

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I am Loki from Asgard, and I am burdened with GLORIOUS purpose! NOW KNEEL!!! Yeah, right down there, Baby…that's right, you get down on your knees and take it aaaaaalllll…Loki

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No! Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.

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Is that another earthquake? Quick! Duck and get under my covers!

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Swabbing the decks IS a euphemism. (The author's would like to thank Hetalia: Axis Powers for the preceding line.)

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Will you be my… Iron Maiden?Iron man

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I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we've got to get rid of them immediately.Superman

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What are YOU doing here? (Female Pirate)

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C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers! (Female Pirate)

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Are you a whale? Because my fire fish wants to hide in your blowholes.

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Hi. I'm Batman.Batman

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Tell me what makes you meow

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If i was a vampire I'd bite you.

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Netflix and whale?

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Dobby will always protect you from STI's.

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If you’re a vampire: I want to suck your blood. But I won’t. Edward and Bella made it work. Sorta.

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I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners

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You know what they say about guys with big ears.

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If I were an elephant right now. I'd be tusky.

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Did I hit you with my heat vision? Because you are on fire.Superman

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Baby, I am a duck. I will come. Then I waddled away. Until the very next day.

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I think every week should have a day in it when boys give presents to girls.

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If I were a duck, I'd be addicted to your quack.

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Do. Or do not. There is no try. Girl I am gonna do you tonight.

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You don't like me, do you?

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Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! (Female Pirate)

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The trick to win the game is to target the tip of that head, want to try tonight in bed?

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Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!

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You as hairy as a mammoth; and it really turning me on!

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My name is Tony Stark, and yes, my tower is as impressive as they say it is.Iron man

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I hope you always tag along with me.

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Venus must be missing a Venusian

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If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be pitch black.

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Are you just pleased to see me, or you are happy seeing these whales.

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Is your name Schroeder? Because my love for you is unrequited love. (Lucy)

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Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.

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I've sailed the seven seas, and you're the sleekest schooner I've ever sighted.

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Girl your like a trophy bass I dont know whether to eat you or mount you!

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I'd like to get your tongue.

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Can you leap over tall buildings in a single bound? Because you'll need that ability to be on topGeneral

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Be mine it's meow or never

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From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.

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We can do it in the bat-mobile.Batman

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Now that's a stray cat strut

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This may seem cheesy, but you make me really horny.

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I can be your hero in a half shell.

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I'm great at hitting the bull's eye.

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Did you eat that tree without chewing or are you just happy to see me?

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There're plenty more arrows where that came from.

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Hey baby, you wanna duck?

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Do you raise chickens? Because my cock is responding to your sexy voice.

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Babe, I cannot bear living without you.

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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.

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How you feline? Cause you purrfect, I’m not kitten!

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No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from! (Charles Schulz)

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This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.

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Want to come home with me and pet on my snake?

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If your boobs were a blood type it would be double A's

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Are you a shark? Because I've got swimmers for you to swallow.

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So I hear you like snakes...I have one its called a "trouser snake"

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WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest! 

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Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.

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Boy you as yummy as yellowcake, i ought to date you like Uranium-Series

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Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip

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Don’t like to beat around the bush? These are sure to do the trick:

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Are you a tiger shark? Because you are wild and hot.

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Remember Finding Nemo, because in a minute you'll be finding out I nemo p***y

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Me Homo Erectus! Stop laughing, that not mean me gay!

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One look at you and a shiver went up me timber

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My snake just got hard for you.

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I want to shoot my arrow into your Hawkeye.Hawkeye

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I think I just got struck by Cupid’s antler… And yes, I mean "antler".

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Let's go see how this fairy tale ends.

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Girl, you Yoda? Because you awakened my force within.

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I'll beat your armada any day.

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Wanna see my python? It's almost six feet long.

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Excuse me, have you ever seen an elephant hid inside here? Some say the elephant is still hiding in my pants.

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I have a fevah. I think I need some more cowbell...

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Ducks go quack, cows go moo, let me stick it in and you'll go "Oooooh".

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You must be a bad girl, because my Spidey senses sure are tingling south.Spiderman

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My nose may be cold, but my heart is warm.

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I wanna go all '50 Shades of Jean Grey' on your fine ass.Jean Grey

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Bill me.

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Do you want to read my body language?

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That's not an echo, my parrot thinks you're sexy too.

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I want to use my pick up line on you, but you may get of-fin-ded.

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I'm stretchy like my spandex onesie.Fantastic Four

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You look familiar, have I probed you before?

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Are you an alien, because you abducted my heart long ago.

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My metal suit isn't the only reason they call me Iron Man.Iron man

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Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!

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Can I hiber-mate with you through Ice Age?

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Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

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You're sweeter than honey

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You raise my Jolly Roger.

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We don't see many happenin' ladies north of the Arctic Circle.

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Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?Superman

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Hey baby, I’m a diplodocus—want to see my diplocockus?

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You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

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Girl, are you a cat sharks? Because I got some perfect human balls for you.

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I bet you love whales and I want to get into your blowholes.

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Are you a frog? Because I want to kiss you.

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Hey girl are you Tinkerbell? Because I'm fairy attracted to you.

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I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.

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Mjolnir isn't the only hammer I've gotThor

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Are you baby Yoda? Because you're the cutest thing I've ever seen.

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I think I've discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it. (Charles Schulz)

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Hey girl, are you a royal shark? Because I can't stop fin-king about you.

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You bring out the caveman in me.

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You look dead sexy. Literally.

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We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.

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Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mammoth?

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I’m a 500 year old cougar, And the best you’ll ever have.

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Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up. (Charles Schulz)

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Are you the mother duck because you quack me up.

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Hey babe, I'm free on Christmas Eve.

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Just because a guy wears tights and pointy slippers doesn't mean 

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Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: "What is that?" you say: It's when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.

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Stay jaw-some.

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Is that a frog in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Is that your stinger? Or are you just pleased to see me?

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Babe, I want to put my cock inside your pen.

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Approach your target and place your arm on their nearest shoulder: If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or...(put your arm around them and touch the other shoulder) THIS shoulder?

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It’s almost midnight. I can’t wait to see what you turn into.

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There’s no heavier burden than a great potential! (Linus)

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I know how to save the butterflies. Just smile at me and I’ll open my mouth.

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This ring can make any thought I have into a construct, but babe, you're better than any thought.Sinestro

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Ready are you? What know you of ready?

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Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future.

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Arharrr, care to sink my battleship deary?

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Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.

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You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you?Superman

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Imma Hulk SMASH that pussy!Hulk

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Girl, you made me the longest player of the night.

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Gimme a buzz and I'll bee yours.

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

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Hello cowboy/cowgirl, love your boots.

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Many of the truths that we cling to depend on our point of view.

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I used to waste time chasing butterflies , but nowadays because of you, I have them in my stomach.

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My heart beeats for you.

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Anchor's away.

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I am a hammerhead shark, and I am about to nail you tonight.

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Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude?Superman

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Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.

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We'd make the purrfect couple

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To me you're more special than Octavia the 8-legged cow.

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Babe, you will love my whale inside you. You're whale-come.

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You are the one for me. Because I shell out my love for you.

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Hey baby, how about you keep me at arm's length? (T-rex)

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You know what's faster than the speed of light? My heart when I just think of you.

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Are you a card shark? Well babe you can have my credit card any day.

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Judge me by my size, do you?

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Want to see how I shed my snake's skin?

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i'm (your name)

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Hey Baby did you know they call me Pooh Bear? Because I'm always chasing after the Honey!

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I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

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I’ll trade you a juicy cantaloupe for some of your cow's horn.

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Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.

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Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?

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Nothing stops the Juggernaut.....from getting inside that booty!Juggernaut

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I can really suck the life out of you.

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Do you like whales? Because I was thinking we could Humpback at my place.

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There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home

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I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.

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You have trapped me at first sight.

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I want to suck your blood... and your toes.

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Duck duck cums. You are it.

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Girl you must be the back of my paw cuz i want to lick you constantly.

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Smaller in number are we, but larger in mind.

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Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!

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Hi, I'm The Flash, AAAAAAND…we just had sex, 47 times.Flash

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RAMMING SPEED! (Female Pirate)

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You must be a piano/Beethoven, because you are all I think about. (Schroeder)

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There’s no height limit on love!

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Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!

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Do you want to play the elephant game? I'll squash you in bed tonight.

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Have you ever played leap frog naked?

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Are you a pretty butterfly? Because I want to trap you in my bug nest.

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Don’t eat me, I am not like the otters.

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I’m a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?

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You make my heart fly like a Pterodactyl.

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Nice Camel....(look down then up)... Wanna hump?

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Cat call me.

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What's a babe like you doing in a dump like this?

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I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.Superman

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You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for! 

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Your Wonder Twins are activating that sweater, Baby.Wonder Twins

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Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable

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I'm a frog but if you dance with me I may just turn into a prince.

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They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!Superman

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Your breast must be made of sand, because I want to bury my head in them.

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Have you ever been dinosaur kissed? Allow me to demonstrate.

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How about we get together and cross pollinate?

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Want some flavor tonight? I got a butter cock recipe that you must try.

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So what's your star sign?

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Someone told me you like Owls, Well you'll love the way Owl give you this dick

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If I were a cat, I'd spend all 8 lives with you

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You sound English. I can show you a bloody good time.

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How do I know you're not Photoshopped or CGI?

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Hey Baby did you know they call me Yoggie Bear (no why?) Because im always chasing after the Honey!

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I take the 69 to a whole new level.Spiderman

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Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!" (Female Pirate)

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Do you know sharks eat cats? Well this shark is about to swallow your pussy.

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Baby, I will quack you up.

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Why, yes, I AM George Stephanopoulos.

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Your sister said you were ugly, so keep my eyes covered and let's get on with it!

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I'd give up one of my 9 lives for you

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Hey baby, wanna take a ride in my saucer?

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Want to ride a whale back at my place?

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Just follow the light.Green Lantern

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Hop on!

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What goes faster than the speed of light? Me getting the hell outta there when I first saw your ship!

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Hey do you wanna meet up and duck sometime?

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Honey, your thorax is huge!

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You know cow's horn are not the only thing that is pointy.

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Babe you got beautiful eyes. How about a butterfly kiss?

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I've mastered the "Elvish Tongue"... Want a demonstration?

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Girl you ever tasted a duck? Want to try my bill.

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Hey chick babe, with my cock tonight we will become one lovebird.

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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is .....

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Want to see some hairballs?

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I'm a lion: Meow

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I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.

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I must have been a real good boy, because you're a real treat.

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Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

aliencharacter-based-pick-lines

Is that a chicken in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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I suck. You suck. Let’s make this a party.

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That's some treasure chest you've got there.

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I'd swab your deck any day.

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Be mine or die.Super Villain

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StegosaurME and StegosaurYou belong together do you get the message? (Stegosaurus)

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Do you eat chicken cause you can swallow my bones.

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Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because I heard you were good at raising cocks!

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I can make your heart beat again.

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Are you my baby whale? Because I am about to make you squirt.

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Bee my honey.

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How about joining me for a bite.

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Babe, you sure know how to handle that snake. I would like you to handle mine tonight.

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Roses are red, whales are grey. Come to my room, we'll bang ok?

whalecharacter-based-pick-lines

My slither snake is not complete without having a part of you.

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Shark you be mine?

sharkcharacter-based-pick-lines

Do you know what the difference is between my dick and the taste of chicken nuggets? Well it's better to try.

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Girl, I'll grow my Slither snake all night long for you.

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You are making me dizzy from swimming in circles.

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What would happen if I dropped a shark on thin ice? It would break the ice.

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You’re so sexy, you make me want to whip something out — and it’s not a crucifix.

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I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you.

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Hey girl. I can teach you a thing or two about attraction.Magneto

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Don’t let my tiny arms fool you.

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You’re at the triceratops of my food chain.

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Hey girl, are you related to Yoda? Because Yodalicius.

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How about I hop over there and give you a nice sticky wet one!

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I'll make you wetter than my natural habitat.

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Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone

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You're bee-utiful.

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I can't help but notice your beautiful hair. Mind if I club you and drag you home with me?

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Come on up and see me urchins.

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Hey baby, want to see what the REAL Ultimate Nullifier looks like?Dr. Doom

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You "complete meow me"

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Riddle Me This: 'If I asked you to be my girlfriend, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?'Riddler

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Is it chilly in here? 'Cuz you give me snow flurries!

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Don’t worry, I won’t impale you with a stake.

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You amewse me

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You can milk my cow anytime.

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If I followed you home, would you keep me?

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

Feel the force tonight you will.

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Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?

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Hi. I'm horny.

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Want to see what I can do with my tongue?Venom

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You must be made of Kryptonite because being around you makes my knees weak.Superman

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Every day with you is like a honeymoon.

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Do you know that I am a duck. Because I want to quack you up.

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Hey, I know what your thinking, but, that's no tail...

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Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

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I thought the land of fairies was further South. And I am ready to go down to find out.

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You're like the sun you're so hot you make my blood boil.

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Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.Superman

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You'll be surprised to find that I really have no weakness, especially in my "crib tonight".Superman

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Forget about all the fish in the sea, you need a whale to pleasure you.

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Just because one eye is patched doesn't mean I don't see how beautiful you are.

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I said what I meant, I meant what I said. I’m hung like an elephant. Just bring me to bed.

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Meet me by the dead bird.

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Banging Banging's my favorite

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Who needs security blanket when I got you. (Linus)

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Harrrrr! Let me create the 8th sea in yerr undies!

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Arg baby, Arg.

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Can i spend all my 9 lives with you?

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Come with me to the dark side. Unless you enjoy sex with the lights on.Darth Vader

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Ever gotten a telepathic orgasm from a man in a wheelchair?Professor X

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You look good enough to eat.

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Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight. 

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Your eyes are like my skin, sparkles in the sun.

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Show me some catnip.

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Are you a duck hunter? Because you could shoot down my duck any time.

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Girl, my hungry caterpillar wants to feast into your secret garden. So it could become a fully grown butterfly.

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Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!

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Girl, I heard you like snake, do you swallow like one?

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Babe you are so hot you make my turtle out of my shell.

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Is your dad an astronaut? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

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They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.

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Hey, look what the cat dragged in

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You blow my cannons.

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Did I ever mention that I'm a Navy Seal?

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Do you have magic? Because your glow is making me float like the fairy dust.

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Girl, I am a tooth fairy, I will get in and out of your mouth tonight and you will not feel a thing.

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They call me He- Man because of me and my giant dick.He Man

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Have you ever milked a cow before? Because your gonna need a bucket for this too.

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Hey girl! Wanna go out for a bite.

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My love for you shines brighter than the meteor that’s heading right for us.

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Do you want me to probe you?

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Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass.

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You're welcome in my shark tank.

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Hi. I'm Tom Hiddleston.Loki

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I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

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Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you. (Charles Schulz)

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Wanna take a ride in my crows nest?

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How much does an elephant weigh? Enough to break the ice!

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Yo, ho! Bottle of rum? 

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Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. (Linus)

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I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi

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Don't worry, babe. I'm only quick on my feet.Flash

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Hey girl I'd hop on your lily pad.

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Girl, I am a shark and I wanna eat you tonight.

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Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

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I'm really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Kiss me now.

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I bet you like chicken strips. Because you're a hot chick and you'll be stripping for me tonight.

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I like me some pirate booty.

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My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?

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Girl, I want to show you a ducking good time.

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I'll let you in on a big secret... that's no peg leg!

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Is it true what they say about lady vampires? That they really know how to suck?

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You make me horny. (Triceratops)

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Just like the whales, I can hold my breath for as long as it takes when I go down on you.

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Get in bed with me. You Will.

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You must be my backyard, because I really dig you.

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Did you lose your Teddy Bear? Because I am cuddly and available for sleep tonight.

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Do you want to become a fairy? Because I will make you shine after putting sexy afterglow on your face.

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I taught Santa everything he knows.

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Would you like to try my home made Valentines for the love of your life.

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Do you like fried chicken? Because I'd love to deep fry my cock inside your oven.

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I may be blind, but my braille skills tell me you've got some fine humps.Batman

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Babe, I am little a turtle. Because I am about to dig your holes and drop some eggs.

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I heard your into dinosaurs...well imma Lickalotofpuss

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I'll be the captain if you be my first mate.

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I like you, Chuck. (Peppermint Petty)

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You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

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My candy canes are ribbed for your pleasure.

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I was once a lawn ornament for ‘NSync. Want to meet them?

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If you're lucky, I'll put you on the naughty list.

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No, no. I don’t bake cookies. You’re thinking of those dorks over at Keebler.

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I'll give you a British pound and two gold coins.

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You're the chick and i have the nuggets.

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Yo ho! Bottle of rum? Drink up cause we're about to get swashbuckled!

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Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.

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If you were a grassland, I would graze you.

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Four sweatervests!Fantastic Four

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Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

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Let's go back to your place and I'll show you where I keep my wallet.Superman

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As it happens, the suit does come off.Superman

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Since i met you i feel like the cat who got the cream.

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Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!

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If you jingle my bells, I'll give you a white Christmas.

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Is that Lembas bread or are you just happy to see me?

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When it comes to being hot. You are over koalafied!

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Baby, you unfurl my sails.

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I'm an excellent shot. I *always* hit what I aim for.

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Do you mind if I put you on "HOLD"? Put me on "Hug," Chuck...

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This snake is ready for a piece of action with you.

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My duck pond or yours.

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You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.

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Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a bone you can exam.

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How would you like to be immortal for just one night?

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Will you be my meow?

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If you're lady liberty. Can I be your Captain America?Captain America

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One hour with me and you’ll be seeing THREE reflections in a mirror.

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I'm not high on nip, I'm just intoxicated with you.

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Girl are you a shark? Because I want to hook you for life.

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Sure I defeated Red Skull…twice today. Because that's what I call masturbation.Captain America

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I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.

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Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!

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Are you a great white shark, cause you look like you wanna swallow me whole.

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

Nice tunic! It would look great on the floor by my bed.

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Baby, my ship was sunk till I saw you.

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How about we take this to dance floor and I'll show you the Intertubercular Groove?

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I promise my big nose will not get in the way.

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Not everything about me is tiny!

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Well call me a landlubber, 'cause I'm about to plunder your Treasure Island.

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If you think I am a frog, let me show you what else this tongue is good for.

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Go easy on me, okay? I sometimes burst into flames.Human Torch

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Girl, you make me flap my wings like a duck.

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Call me World War I Flying Ace. Can I take you out for a ride?

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If you were blood I'd suck you.

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Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away.

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I'm really into BDSM–you'll really like me when I get angryHulk

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Wanna come home with me and watch star on the roof of my red roof?

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Are you a killer whale? Because babe you can prey on my sperm whales anytime.

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Girl, I want to get between a rock and your shark place.

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Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

Babe, I don't need no flock when you are the only chick I want.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

Why do so many of you show up in Vegas?

aliencharacter-based-pick-lines

Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded. 

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

So what CAN you feed your cows and better yet, what can you hand feed me?

cowcharacter-based-pick-lines

Do you have Elf in you? Would you like to?

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Show me your muff and you will see where my mouth really is.

aliencharacter-based-pick-lines

What did the cow say to the turtle? Get a moove on.

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Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?

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Feeling wild? I can turn into your bear.

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You’re like the sun you’re so hot you make my blood boil.

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I invented the Naughty List…

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Take me under your wings and let me feel the scent of a duck sauce.

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My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

Bee my love.

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Do you work on a chicken farm? Because you know how to raise my cocks good.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

Girl, my snake wants to eat all of you.

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Just call me Puss in Boots

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We shall conquer our world together.Super Villain

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You're drinking a Salty Dog? How'd you like to try the real thing?

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I don’t wiggle my ears for just anyone, you know.

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I hear we're both into dwarves.

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Wanna see my Davie Jones?

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That's quite a set of ornaments you've got there.

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So, it is a lie that fairies only appear in dreams.

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You're like a butterfly beautiful to see but hard to catch.

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So, tell me, why do they call ye, ""Cap'n Feathersword?"" (Female Pirate)

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It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!

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I can smell your blood from far away. I want to have you for dinner.

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Girl you must be a shark, because I want see my flesh between your jaws.

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I'mma climb you like a koala bear.

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Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!

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You're so fine. Finer than a frog hair split four ways.

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Babe, my snake can fit into any tight spot.

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I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you tonight instead.

bearcharacter-based-pick-lines

Don't worry, that ain't web fluid. (Spider)

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Hey baby, ready for a little koala-ty time?

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You must be the Happy Cow from California, because I want to say CHEESE.

cowcharacter-based-pick-lines

Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you.

yodacharacter-based-pick-lines

You put the "ass" in Jurassic!

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Babe, do you know that you are the most beautiful butterfly? Tonight I will break your pupa.

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See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby. 

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Oh, you will kneel before Zodd…Zodd

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Girl, you make my snake grow.

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Time to duck! And I will show you how my little duck turns into a swan.

duckcharacter-based-pick-lines

You smell good. Want some a these fresh crunchy green grasshoppers i just caught?

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I don't think you're ready for my royal jelly.

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I have a cat, she would like to meet you.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Babe, you are the one for me because I like my chick hot.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

Happens to every guy sometimes this does.

yodacharacter-based-pick-lines

Life's a jungle let's go to your place and fuck like animals!

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

I'd spray my webs all over you, girl. All over.Spiderman

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Come dock in my port.

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

Do you know a cow can lick its nose? I can't lick mine, but I can lick yours.

cowcharacter-based-pick-lines

I'd stick my neck out for you out of my shell.

turtlecharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow.

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

Girl, I got one rare trouser snake ready for you.

snakecharacter-based-pick-lines

Girl, you must be a fossil sample and I must be an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.

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I’m large and in charge. Giant, actually. Can you handle it?

turtlecharacter-based-pick-lines

Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of rum?

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

There's a reason why they stopped calling us "The Little People".

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Did it hurt–when I looked in your eyes and forgot I had laser vision and seared your corneas?Superman

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You're so hot, you make my colony collapse!

insect-and-bugcharacter-based-pick-lines

Let’s have some tyrannosaurus sex.

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabretooth tiger)

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

Wanna create some adorable little hatchings of our own?

turtlecharacter-based-pick-lines

My name is War Machine, but the only war I fight is my love for youWar Machine

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Are you an exotic insect collector? Because you give me butterflies.

butterflycharacter-based-pick-lines

Hey, are you a bad girl? Because I want to spank you with my elephant trunk.

elephantcharacter-based-pick-lines

Yo ho ho! How bout a bottle Of rum? Drink up cause we're about to get swashbuckled!

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

Girl, you got the magnetic power that suck away all of my little drops.

snakecharacter-based-pick-lines

You have permission to enter me anytime.

vapirecharacter-based-pick-lines

I wonder what our kids would look like.

aliencharacter-based-pick-lines

Goodbyes always make my throat hurt… I need more hellos. (Charlie Brown)

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No, as a matter of fact, I want to see your leader.

aliencharacter-based-pick-lines

They say I'm faster than a speeding a bullet. Want to find out?Superman

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

Yer guilty of being a hot wench. I sentence you to walking my plank!

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

Girl, if you were a chicken I would totally want your legs and thighs.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

I am your world to rule my love.Super Villain

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you a chicken grave yard? Because I want to bury my cock bones in you.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

Polly wanna tap that

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

Never fall in love with a musician.

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When I kissed you, I saw fireworks. Or Jubilee. Either way.Jubilee

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Girl, you are so wet you make me into a drizzly bear.

bearcharacter-based-pick-lines

If you were a fish tank, I would tap that!

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.

aliencharacter-based-pick-lines

You could melt an iceman's heart.

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Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?

vapirecharacter-based-pick-lines

My spidey sense isn't the only thing tingling.

insect-and-bugcharacter-based-pick-lines

You, me, Santa, and the Mrs. whaddya say?

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Which is your favourite insect? Mine are the butterflies you give me.

butterflycharacter-based-pick-lines

Whale hello there!

whalecharacter-based-pick-lines

So what CAN you feed your chickens and better yet, what can you hand feed mine?

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

Hey girl, are you a Jedi master? Because Yoda one for me.

yodacharacter-based-pick-lines

I am naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm up.

turtlecharacter-based-pick-lines

I got me a bad case of scurvy, and your grapefruits are the only cure!

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

Nice view from down here!

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

How you chewing?

sharkcharacter-based-pick-lines

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? (NO) Because I heard you were good at raising cocks!

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! (Female Pirate)

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

I will make you purrrrr!

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Babe, you could touch my shell any time.

turtlecharacter-based-pick-lines

There's plenty of fish in the sea, but you are the true shark for me.

sharkcharacter-based-pick-lines

Do You Like Whales? Because we can go humpback at my place.

whalecharacter-based-pick-lines

Babe, I need your contact so I can quack into your DMs.

duckcharacter-based-pick-lines

Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye... (Female Pirate)

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

You remind me off a leopard... or a tiger. Either way, I don't mind the claws

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Dear contributor, Thank you for submitting your Valentine... We regret to inform you that it does not suit our present needs.

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I'm going to cast a spell on you like Azande witch doctors

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

Watch Out For That Thagomizer!

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

Do you wanna know how I got these scars? Oral.General

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In brightest day, in darkest night, I'll rub you down and do you right.Green Lantern

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall.

yodacharacter-based-pick-lines

Got any gummy bear? Because this one will just melt in your mouth.

bearcharacter-based-pick-lines

Have you been to my farm? I make the best milkshakes.

cowcharacter-based-pick-lines

You know how when I touch you, I become sort of like you? Well, have you ever considered bottoming?General

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I'm the best there is at whom I do.Wolverine

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'? 

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

I used to be a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Whadda you say we call The Thing And The Invisible Woman and have a Fantastic Foursome?Fantastic Four

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

Sup girl, maybe I can get your phone number so I can koala you up sometime.

koalacharacter-based-pick-lines

It may take a while to get to England in a row boat, but good things take time.

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

I'll bet you can't find my buried treasure. 

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

Hey girl, are you a pure bred, because you just Russian Blue me away.

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

Roses are red, Yoda is green, my lightsaber needs two hands if you know what I mean.

yodacharacter-based-pick-lines

Why don't you don't let me try to find some sort of substitute for your blanket? ME.

peanuts-pick-up-lines-charlie-brcharacter-based-pick-lines

Do you know what a Timber wolf is? No. That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

Did you just take a milk bath? Your skin are so soft and smooth.

cowcharacter-based-pick-lines

I am feline (feeling)fine now i have seen you.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Hey girl, I love what you did with MY Chevron Print.

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Wanna cock?

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

Imma cut to the chase…you wanna hook-up?

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

What do you and a chicken leg have in common. I prefer bone in.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

Was your daddy the Human Torch, ‘cuz you on FIRE, Girl.Human Torch

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They don't call me Long John because my head is so big.

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

You. Pants Off. Now! (Female Pirate)

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

My treehouse or yours?

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Meet me by the mangled mouse.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Why geography books! I will take u all around the world in a fairy tale!

fairycharacter-based-pick-lines

I hope you don't mind heat, 'cause I've got a strong urge to get my flame on.Human Torch

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I got a bad case of scurvy…and your grapefruits are the only cure

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

This might sting...

insect-and-bugcharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you part beaver? Because daaaaam.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

This guy ducks in your bed any night.

duckcharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect.

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

Let me be a chicken nugget and dip in your sauce.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

Great warrior. Wars not make one great. Let's make love.

yodacharacter-based-pick-lines

If I said you have a beautiful corpse, would you hold it against me?

vapirecharacter-based-pick-lines

Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

If you are Snoopy, I want to your Woodstock.

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Someone is excited to see you and its not Woodstock.

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You are my favorite beagle.

peanuts-pick-up-lines-charlie-brcharacter-based-pick-lines

What did the Alien say to the cow? I'm gonna mootilate you!

aliencharacter-based-pick-lines

Hey Sexy, Slither my way.

snakecharacter-based-pick-lines

Rubbit. Rubbit. Rubbit.

frogcharacter-based-pick-lines

You're so sweet I'd put you on my spaghetti.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Wanna play hide the Koala?

koalacharacter-based-pick-lines

My heart does a little Snoopy dance every time I see you.

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Do ya' mind if the parrot watches? 

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

You should come home with me, because I’ll make you dino-sore.

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If you were a bee, I'd keep you!

insect-and-bugcharacter-based-pick-lines

Call me Teddy bear, because I want to be yours for the night.

bearcharacter-based-pick-lines

On your mark, get set, glow!General

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Are you interested in one night swim of a life time?

sharkcharacter-based-pick-lines

Baby, you’re so beautiful, I’d take 1,000 bites just to get one kiss from you.

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It would make me Jolly if we could Roger.

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

Do you know frogs can eat any animals? Because this frog is about to eat your pussy tonight.

frogcharacter-based-pick-lines

You're like a butterfly. Because you are a keeper in my book.

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They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least, parts of me are anyways.Superman

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You can dig up my bone any day./It wouldn’t take much digging to get to my bone.

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You must be a fly, 'cause I want to wrap you up and take you to my web.Spiderman

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is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?

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Babe, you don't need to enter my shark tank to get money from me.

sharkcharacter-based-pick-lines

If you give me your phone number, I will allow you to retain your individuality when my Doomsday device enslaves all humanity.Lex Luthor

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Babe, you are a chick because I cannot get enough of your chicken tender breasts.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

Do you like sharks? Because I got a megalodon.

sharkcharacter-based-pick-lines

I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

Hey babe, you can ride my shell anytime.

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I think I’m afraid to be happy because whenever I get too happy, something bad always happens. (Charlie Brown)

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I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I'd take you to the zoo but others might mistake me for an elephant.

elephantcharacter-based-pick-lines

Oh, you can conjure a storm? Well you're conjuring a storm in my pants right nowStorm

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Is that a scab on your arm, or are you just happy to see me?

vapirecharacter-based-pick-lines

I’m a vampire in the streets, But a real devil in the sheets.

vapirecharacter-based-pick-lines

Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow.

yodacharacter-based-pick-lines

Baby, I'd be a cotton-headed ninny muggins to let you go.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you wearing a fairy outfit? No you are just a sexy angel for me.

fairycharacter-based-pick-lines

Don't purrcrastnate just be mine

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Let me take meowt on a date

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Call me Teddy, because I want to be a part of your bedroom collection.

bearcharacter-based-pick-lines

Yoda only one I want to force choke.

yodacharacter-based-pick-lines

Hey girl are you a whale? Because you are rare, interesting and THICC.

whalecharacter-based-pick-lines

Where have you been all my lives?

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Want to see my 9mm?

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

Why go for the b-rachiosaurus, when you could go for the D-rachiosaurus.

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Babe we are frogs, and we about to get tongue-tied.

frogcharacter-based-pick-lines

You can sail my seven seas. 

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

I would like to take you home to see my catfish.

sharkcharacter-based-pick-lines

Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing? No? Well, it's time for you to find out.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

Want an out-of-this-world experience?

aliencharacter-based-pick-lines

Mistress provides Dobby with clothes? Naughty.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

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If you were a farmer i would let you choke my chicken

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

If i said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

I’ll fight a bear for you sweetie.

bearcharacter-based-pick-lines

Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

I will worship you like how they worship a cow in India?

cowcharacter-based-pick-lines

All hands on deck!

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

Rigor mortis means lasting power.

vapirecharacter-based-pick-lines

I’m sure you’re like a butterfly: beautiful to look at yet impossible to grab!

butterflycharacter-based-pick-lines

Don't be a player hating

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.

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What is the difference between me and mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it.

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Are you a duck? Because you make my heart waddle.

duckcharacter-based-pick-lines

I can conquer countries, worlds and galaxies. But you are my ultimate conquest.Super Villain

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Do you handle chickens because your good with cocks.

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

Do you even know what I can do with ben-wa balls and my magnetism powers?X-man

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The logo of our party is an elephant, wanna see what the elephant and I have in common?

elephantcharacter-based-pick-lines

When I'm around you, I am in ice age. I am hoping this will break the ice...

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You will look great naked on that cow hide carpet.

cowcharacter-based-pick-lines

You know what they say about brachiosaurs: the neck’s not the only thing that’s disproportionately long.

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Calm down butterfly, you will stop on my branch tonight.

butterflycharacter-based-pick-lines

Someone call a lifeguard, because this shark is about to devour you.

sharkcharacter-based-pick-lines

You give me more butterflies than caterpillars.

butterflycharacter-based-pick-lines

Do you know why woman likes KFC? Because you are past the tender breast and the juicy thigh. All you have left is a greasy wet box to put your bone it.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

Moo with me.

cowcharacter-based-pick-lines

I bet we would raise good cows together.

cowcharacter-based-pick-lines

I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

We've lived a thousand lives, and fallen in love every time. It's okay if you don't remember. Just trust me.General

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As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn't end with me.Superman

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I love cats. I heard you have a nice pussy. Can i play with her?

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Babe you make me feel like an elephant. Because I am sticking out my trunk for you.

elephantcharacter-based-pick-lines

I'm gonna do you so hard you'll be Thor the next day.Thor

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

Want some tasty cream gravy with that chicken?

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

If you were a duck, you would jump into me pool of love.

duckcharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you my hunny? Because this Pooh bear wants you.

bearcharacter-based-pick-lines

Babe, I don't believe in quantity. I believe in koala-ty.

koalacharacter-based-pick-lines

Haaaarrrr! Best me plug that blowhole!

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs! (Female Pirate)

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

Let’s role play. You be Yoda, and I will try to practice all my force on you.

yodacharacter-based-pick-lines

Your eyes are as green as the moss that grows on rotting trees.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

I like cats more than dogs.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

I will rule the world.Super Villain

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

Did it hurt when you got kicked out of heaven because your the evil angel for me?Super Villain

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only) 

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

My love for you is like a hairball -- I can't hold it in.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

I'm not sure if it's the 200 butterfly or you that just took my breath away.

butterflycharacter-based-pick-lines

Wanna do the waggle dance?

insect-and-bugcharacter-based-pick-lines

You're my pajamas.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Just because I’ve got bells on my shoes, doesn’t mean I’m a sissy.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Come lay under my lily pad, hop along now.

frogcharacter-based-pick-lines

Do you prefer it with the Light of Earendil on, or off?

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you from Narnia? ‘cuz you sure make my lion roar.

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

Honey, I'm stuck on you.

insect-and-bugcharacter-based-pick-lines

Going to bed, eh? I suppose you wouldn't mind if I Slytherin..Voldemort

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Because I was thinking that we could

whalecharacter-based-pick-lines

Put me in the right mood, and I can be a beast in bed. Literally.Hulk

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

I like turtles and I like you.

turtlecharacter-based-pick-lines

You must have been sleeping in the sun, because you are HOT.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

Girl, you are so hot you made my boneless cock into bones.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

I'm getting kinda hungry. Wanna have sex? (Female Praying Mantis)

insect-and-bugcharacter-based-pick-lines

Have you eve had a close encounter of the pantless kind?

aliencharacter-based-pick-lines

The longest lasting snake is the thickest one.

snakecharacter-based-pick-lines

Is there room for two in your coffin?

vapirecharacter-based-pick-lines

I'm a magical being. Take off your bra.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

What's a nice girl like you doing in a galaxy like this?

aliencharacter-based-pick-lines

You like clubbing? Really? Hey, look over there!

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

You might just be a blue bottle, but when I look at you I see butterfly.

butterflycharacter-based-pick-lines

Sharks don’t typically mate for life, but for you I’d consider.

sharkcharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you a shark? Then great you need some strong jaws to handle me.

sharkcharacter-based-pick-lines

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to orgasm loud for all to hear.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

Tiny hands give better backrubs.

elfcharacter-based-pick-lines

Where have you been, for the first 900 years of my life?

aliencharacter-based-pick-lines

Girl, I am a gummy bear. Get ready to have a taste of me.

bearcharacter-based-pick-lines

Did I make you horny? (Triceratops)

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

Duck under these covers.

duckcharacter-based-pick-lines

Let's get together and haul some keel.

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

You are one hoot mama!

animalcharacter-based-pick-lines

They don’t call me a sperm-shark for nothing.

sharkcharacter-based-pick-lines

Are you a hot bowl of chicken noodle soup? Because I'd love to drink you up!

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

I'll bet you're a Beast in the bedroom.General

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

Bee my queen.

insect-and-bugcharacter-based-pick-lines

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get into the cute girl's pants.

chickencharacter-based-pick-lines

Holy Cow! You look exactly like the woman in my dream

cowcharacter-based-pick-lines

I have been a lone shark all my life. Meeting you tonight makes me want to become your fish in the sea.

sharkcharacter-based-pick-lines

I love the Chevron on your yellow shirt.

peanuts-pick-up-lines-charlie-brcharacter-based-pick-lines

Boy: "So you going to be a butterfly all night?" Girl: (puzzled look) Boy: "You know, pretty to see but hard to catch!"

insect-and-bugcharacter-based-pick-lines

I always think BC stand for Before You Came Into My Life;

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

Let's take things slow. Because turtle is the only speed I've got.

turtlecharacter-based-pick-lines

Let's litter.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

You light me on fire; Stop it! Fire bad!

jurassic-dinosaur-and-prehistoric-cavemancharacter-based-pick-lines

I've gotten a lot better at catching women who've been thrown off bridges.Spiderman

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

Meet me at kitty corner.

catcharacter-based-pick-lines

When I was younger my fairy godmother said I can have a long penis or a long memory, I can’t remember my response.

fairycharacter-based-pick-lines

I may be Batman, but you're Robin my heartBatman

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

Ever hook up with a god? Didn't think so.Thor

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

Have you ever been taken up against a wall? How about a wall 40 feet in the air?General

superheroes-villainscharacter-based-pick-lines

Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked? I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell.

turtlecharacter-based-pick-lines

You must be a fairy spirit, because you look out of this world with glitters.

fairycharacter-based-pick-lines

I don't mind you boss me around like Lucy.

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Are you a Baby Shark? Because I want to do do do do do do you.

sharkcharacter-based-pick-lines

You're guilty of being a hot wench…i sentence you to walking my plank

piratecharacter-based-pick-lines

Want to see my butt glow?

insect-and-bugcharacter-based-pick-lines

I got fleas! [Me, too] Wanna scratch my private itches? [Sure]

insect-and-bugcharacter-based-pick-lines

That’s a nice looking cape. It would look even nicer on the floor at the foot of my bed.

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Whats the good of living if you dont try a few things? (Charles Schulz)

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If you were a blood type you'd be my favorite.

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If baby shark can doo doo, then why can't we?

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I could be anywhere on the planet 30 seconds from now... wanna come along for the ride?Superman

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You can lock my in your brig, baby.

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Girl, I want you so bad that I'm a Man of Steel. Just look down my pants and you'll see.Superman

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You’re so beautiful, Van Helsing wouldn’t kill you.

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Don't have a cow... but I love your utters!

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Babe, you like ducks? Because I can get you some webbed toes.

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Are you a fairy? Because you're the answer to all my magical wishes.

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Why did you have to end the Ice Age by being so hot?

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You make me feel like a whale, I have to blow and let off some steam.

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So what do you say later on we go out for some coffee table? (Termite)

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Can I wear your patch ?

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I'm feline fine now I have seen you.

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I am going to croak without you in my life.

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Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!

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Baby, you put the T in tuna

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Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.

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Ya know, darlin', I'm 97 percent chum free.

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Let's weigh anchor.

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You're like my Sacrum. Without you I would probably fall apart.

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Not only do I have a ship, but it's a long one.

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Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.

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Girl, the only elephant in the room is that no one notices how beautiful you are.

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You know your eyes shine like the twin suns on my home planet.

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Wanna shiver me timbers?

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You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes...Superman

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I can make any fairy moan... All I need to do is Tink'er'bell.

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We no have wheels yet? You make my head spin round.

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Tonight I want to swim in your tank.

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I'll pillage your ship!

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You are my Little Red-Haired girl. (Charlie Brown)

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Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

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Girl you got an elephant? Because I got some nuts for you.

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I'm a chicken farmer, so I know how to work with eggs baby.

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Will you be my sex Yoda?

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Are you The Elephant's Foot? Because I wouldn't last 5 minutes with you.

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Are you a build-a-bear? Because I want to fill you with my white stuff.

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Patience you must have my young lady.

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I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.

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Girl are you a flower? Because this social butterfly wants sweet nectar from your garden tonight.

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Let's make hisstory.

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I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.

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Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. (Charles Schulz)

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You could eat my snake anytime, just let me bump into your sweet spots.

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I will pawlways love you

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Funny, you don't look Jurassic.

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Not everything's mutated, if you know what I'm sayin'General

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In a room full of basic brown bears, you are my panda.

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It's a bird, it's plane, it's me leaving your house the next morning!General

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You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable. Wanna help me find out if I can transfer any other powers?Superman

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If you where a sheep I would clone you

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Let's have a treasure hunt, cause X marks the spot.

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Unsolicited duck pics incoming.

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You want to see a bear show? Join me next weekend.

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Can I cover you with butter and grill you all night?

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Are you a teddy bear because I want to snuggle with you all night.

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Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.

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So you're the new cabin boy, eh? 

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You are so "herd" (hot+nerd).

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We will have a good time by the power of … Greyskull, yeah, that's it! Greyskull!Greyskull

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. (Charles Schulz)

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I can bone out 5 chickens in 10 minutes.

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Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you, it will. And girl you are my dark path.

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How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

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Do you butterfly? Because I want to slid fast into your lane.

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Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?

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Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?

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I would love to graze your field.

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Hey girl are you related to Yoda? Because Yoda only one for me.

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Are you hay fever? Because you made me love sick.

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Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you might want to look inside my fly.

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You want to adjust my rigging?

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I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.

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I love making cheese, do you?

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Are you a shark? Because my harpoon is throbbing for you.

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Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering? 

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I’ve never seen a cow horn so big. Impressive.

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Girl, you just gave me Mirkwood.

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High five! Oops! I guess you're stuck with me.

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Let's walk the plank to an out of this world experience.

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Are you looking for a shell of a time?

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I want to climb you like a koala bear.

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I’m currently experiencing 10,000 Gs of LUV.

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Hello caveman, you are tall, dark and strong. Would you like to mate?

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Sexy, you are keeping my snake hard on edge.

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I turn into an animal in bed. No really, I’m serious.

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What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke.

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I'm lonely; wanna probe?Brainiac

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Kiss me. I won't turn into a prince but I'm a pretty good kisser.

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You drive me batty.

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If I am a shark, I would never take my eyes off you.

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My vet says I'm lacking in vitamin U.

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Babe, if you think you are just a normal girl now. Wait until I give you my magical wand and you will be my fairy.

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It's not a Woodstock in my pocket.

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I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your pussy.

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Bring on the storm, I like it rough.

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I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you. You are like a prize winning shark.

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Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.

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Look, it's a long story. But yes, the green arrow.Green Arrow

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Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?Superman

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Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out….) Would you like to?

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Your the cats whiskers.

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What’s a gal like you in an ocean like this!

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Have you ever seen a chicken fighting a cat? Well, my cock's going to fight your pussy tonight.

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Do you play Duck Hunt in Smashbros? Because my duck would ride you to smash.

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If you were a chicken, I'll bring my cock for you.

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Are you feline the connection between us?

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I would ribbit your goblet for sure. Ribbit.

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Keep looking up... that's the secret of life... (Snoopy)

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Girl, a duck walked up to a lemonade stand. It doesn't want any grapes but just you.

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I'm Bruce Wayne.Batman

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Hi there, wanna flux?

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Hey girl, where have you fin all my life?

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Take you on vacation, sip on some pina koalas.

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Oh, I was staring at you? Buzzsted...

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Girl, no chicken wire is going to protect you from my cock entering your garden.

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I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.

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Trust me; I'm a good stocking stuffer.

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I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach.

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If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.

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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet Im happy. I cant figure it out. What am I doing right? (Charles Schulz)

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You know what they say about a man with a large crest.

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It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The pretty girl always goes first.

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Your like a bright light and im like a bug, because im so darn attracted to you.

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I’m not a megalodon, but I’ve got a mega-long-dong.

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Wanna meet Alfred?Batman

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Hey big boy, I bet you can stay up all night.

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How do you debunk an alien? By throwing him/her out of bed.

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You wanna see a donkey show?

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? It breaks the ice.

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Do you live on a cow farm? Because you sure know how to milk a cow.

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Damn girl, do you think about your mother with those thoughts? Because now I have an idea…General

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I sure would like to pillage yer booty.

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Hey girl are you a turtle. Because I wanna choke you with my straw.

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Wanna advance human-mutant relationships?Professor X

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Do you like men who take herding seriously?

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I will be happy to bite you.

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Do you live in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you.

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Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?

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Mind if I sniff your butt?

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Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel?Superman

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You must love chicken wings, because you giving my cock wings.

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You will find only what you bring in.

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Will you turn into a bat for me? A long, hard one?

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You make my head spin round and round like a wheel.

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Duck, duck, come.

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Which comes first, chicken or the egg? Either way, I’ll make sure you come first.

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Baby Yoda one that I want.

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I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.Superman

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I didn't say I am in love with you. I merely said I'm very fond of the ground on which you walk!

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This snake is ready to slip right in you babe.

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I used to waste time chasing butterflies. But today you simply put the butterflies my stomach.

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Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.

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You know what they say about a dinosaur with long neck... (Apatosaurus)

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Wanna go see the wonders of the world?Superman

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That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on.

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You're so beautiful I think my heart just stopped. Wow it really did!

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Baby, we only got 9 lives.

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Want to join the thousand-mile-high club?

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Your life would suck without me... oh wait it will suck with me.

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Did I miss any??

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If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

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BACK OFF HARVEY! I SAW HER FIRST!!Two-Face

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I want you more than a Giant Sider wants light.

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Let's go make a cave baby of our own.

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I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heaven.Superman

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Is there anything human left in you? Would you like some?

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.Hulk

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Girl, your pussy is like a boa constrictor, it's killing me inside.

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Are you good at dissecting insects? Good. There's something I want you to see inside my fly.

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Girl you fairy? Because you make me feel like fly.

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If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.

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Are you butterflies? Because after eating you my stomach feels funny.

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I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.

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Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That's for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

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Want to play the shark attack game? I eat you and you scream.

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Feel the force!

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Call me Joe Cool. (Snoopy)

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Are you a butterfly? Because you are my monarch for the night.

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My planet wasn't big enough for my d***.

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Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you walked into mine…

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Are you a turtle? Because I want to reach into your shell.

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Santa’s busy... You can sit on my lap!

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Dinner and a mewvie?

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Polly wants a crack-whore.

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Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. So, fear me not tonight.

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Control, control, you must learn control!

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You know what girl, I can hit all the right spots.Bullseye

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Something's wrong with my teeth. They keep thinking about your neck.

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When I'm done with you, you'll be singing God Bless Captain AmericaCaptain America

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Girl you like butterflies? How about you bring the butter or I will slide in my fly.

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My weakness isn't Kryptonite, it's your assSuperman

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Girl, if you were a chicken you'd be impeccable.

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I like you furry much

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Looking to overcompensate? Check these out:

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Me Makey Your Bed Go BOOM BOOM! U Go Home With Me!

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If I was a fruit fly, I'd land on you first. Because you are so sweet.

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Babe, I did not know fairies were real until I met you.

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Let's go back to my sweet pad. I've got a waterbed. Wink.

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Girl, I might not be a turtle, but I sure could do it all night long.

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Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.

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Girl are you fried chicken? Because you got some delicious looking legs & thighs.

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Bee my drone.

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Babe, the only turtle you will see tonight is in my pants.

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They say my blood is the sweetest. Wanna find out how the rest me tastes?

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Is that bloodlust I’m sensing — or just lust?

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I can get you off the naughty list

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Suck my duck.

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I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident so may be just fuck meGeneral

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My shark is worse than my bite.

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Call me Donald Duck...because I'm not wearing any pants.

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Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus

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Are you learning python? Check out the one I got in my pants.

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Are you a shark, because I wanna you to eat me out on your shark week.

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He's gay.

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Do you like it froggy style?

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If I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole!

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I may be claymation, but I'm stiff where it counts.

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Yeah it's pointy too.

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Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

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Always pass on what you have learned.

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Hey girl, are u a chicken? Because your breasts make my drumsticks go wild.

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