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I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips

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Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox

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Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling into my bed.

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Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.

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Is your spirit animal the beaver? Because I know where you can get some wood.

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Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!

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Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.

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If you are in a hurry I'm good at the give and go.

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My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.

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I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.

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Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.

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I'll make you see the northern lights!

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Canada is the second largest country in the world. What can I say? Canada has a lot of large things.

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I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle

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Are you a beaver? I know where some wood is.

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Help me score one more time for team Canada?

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What can I say I'm good with my stick!

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That’s not a gun in my pocket. That’s my own personal I.E.D.

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The way I imagine it, Huron top.

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We can do coffee or have sex twice, either way I'll get you a double double.

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You remind me of a ski hill, because now I really want to hit those slopes

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CANADIAN GOAL....wanna fuck to celebrate?

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Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.

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Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.

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I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.

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Forget whipped cream. Try a taste of what I picked up at the Elmvale Maple Syrup Festival.

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Are you a maple tree? Because I'd tap you!

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I'm a man who drinks beer from an Awesome Land. Need I say more?

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?

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Want to see my lumber, Jack?

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Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.

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Is your friend part maple tree? Because I'd like to tap that.

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Want to help raise my totem pole?

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Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.

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Would you help an endangered species? Because my woodcock needs help.

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I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.

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The back of your jacket says "CAN", now my question is "Would you please?" (Work on Canadian fencers)

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I'm really big into architecture; want to see my CN tower?

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Did you know I'm a goalie? Yeah, I always wear protection.

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How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?

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