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Call me cake, cause I'll go straight to your ass after sliding down your throat.

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You can call me cake, because I'll go straight to your ass.

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I want to eat you, because I think you are tastier more than cake.

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Hey can you accompany me? Because I am returning this cake cause I realize you’re enough.

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Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

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So do you like strawberries or blueberries? [choose one] cause i need to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning.Fruit; Berry; Pancakes

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Hey sugar pie, I would love to buy you a fennel cake.

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Roses are red today I think your pretty great. Today’s my cake day we should make it a date.

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If you were a cake, which flavor would you be? You must be cheesecake because that’s the cheesiest cake pick-up line I know.

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I like you so much I'd pass up a piece of Dauntless cake.

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Babe, with an ass like that, everyday must be cake for you.

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Your cupcakes make my soufflés rise.

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Babe, are you cake? Because I want to have my cake and eat it too.

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How about we put the birthday cake on top of me and you can eat it off me?

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If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.

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I thought of you while having chocolate cake. Because you are just too sweet.

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Pies aren’t the new cupcakes, baby. You are.

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Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.

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Hello there, Frosting...Oh I'm sorry, you looked like you belonged on my cake.

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Damn baby, are you made out of cake? You're my everything.

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Have you ever had a hot dog competition, because my wiener takes the cake.

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Boy you as yummy as yellowcake, i ought to date you like Uranium-Series

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If you like how good I am with these cake sheets, check out how I am between the bed sheets.

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Hey, girl, you look like a king cake. Let me put a baby in you.

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Let me put my Sausage Patty on your Hotcakes.

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AYE girl lemme beat it like some cake mix

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Were you born at an amusement park? Because after being with you I feel dizzy, then sick, then excited, then hungry for funnel cake, then I want to do it all over again.

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I love you more than cake!

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I thought of you while having chocolate cake, because you are just too sweet.

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Roses are red, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake. Will you date me?

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Meeting you is like finding the baby in the King Cake. Reward with good luck.

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I got the cake but I need your cream to fill it up.

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I wish you were cheesecake, 'cause I'd eat you right up.Cheese

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Hey girl, my cake is so moist for you.

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My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.

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Was your daddy a baker? Because you look like a cake, and I'd like to put frosting on your butt, and eat you.

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Come to the bedroom with me. I have a special birthday cake with a special candle for you.

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Are You cake?

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You look like a cake I'm dying to get a piece of, before Janice from accounting eats you all up. Janice is a cannibal, and that's not a joke.Cake

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Call me icing sugar, because I wanna sprinkle on that cake.

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Could you let your hotcakes take my sausage patty?

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Did you sit on a lemon cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

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Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?

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If I'll give you a birthday cake, will you blow my candle?

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Kirito: A game where your life isn’t on the line is a piece of cake.

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Hey it’s my Cake day. Be my cake tonight.

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Got cake? I got some.

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I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.

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Ready for some cake roll play?

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You know why I’m a baker? Because i love cake.

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You are my piece of cake, easy & delicious.

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I bet you taste better than Dauntless cake.

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I'm not the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

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Babe, let me give you some sugar and cream, and make it into icing on the cake.

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Is today your cake day? Because you’re a snack.

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Come eat some of this pussy cakey. (Tempo)

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Did you bring these cupcakes in the break room? No? Oh, I figured you did, considering how incredibly sweet they are.Cupcakes

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Dauntless cake isn’t the only thing I’ll be Eaton tonight

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Baby you are the jam in my hot cakes.

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Girl, I am not saying that you are easy, but damn you are my piece of cake.

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I do not need a ganache on my cake because you are enough sweet for me.

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Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

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Want to come by my place? I have cake up-stairs.

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Girl, I want to lick the icing off your cake.

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Do you make cupcakes, because you sure are sweet.

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Roses are red today I think your pretty great. Today's my cake day we should make it a date.

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I’d only go to your funeral if there was cake…

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Sunday mornings are for: a) cuddles in bed b) champagne breakfast c) as many pancakes as you can eat

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Is it my birthday today? Because you just brought me the cake.

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Babe, I love you more than I love my cupcakes.

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Happy birthday girl. I may not be a candle on your cake but you can still blow me!

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Girl I got sweet cake, and I want you to be on top as my cherry.

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Would you like to taste my chocolate cake?

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I don't care that you used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cake!

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Girl you’re like a ganache ‘cause you make this cake better just like you make my day better

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Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

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I like you more than cake.

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Hey girl, is it your birthday today? Got me confused with all that cake you got there.

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Babe, you are so hot, you make my marble cake hard.

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Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

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Does the cake come with icing? Or do I have to apply it?

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Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning.

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Babe, do you know what a cake would say to you? You want a piece of me?

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You're like ice cream cake. Your beauty is overkilling me.

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I want someone to look at me the way I look at cake.

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Are you carrot cake? Because I carrot live without you.

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Did you just fall from heaven's bakery? Because you look as tasty as an angel cake.

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Would you like to taste my cake roll?

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Did you sit on a cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

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Pancakes for breakfast?

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Just call me cake. Because I'm gonna go straight to your thighs.

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Are you a birthday cake? Because you are so sweet.

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