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How to Respond to a Spotify Pick Up Line: Funny because I do not see you on the list neither.

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I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.

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I'm gonna sue Spotify. For not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.

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Has Spotify contacts you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.

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Is Spotify down? Well the music in my bedroom is now up.

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Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist...No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.

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Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.

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Do you have Spotify? Because you better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action tonight.

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Sorry for the slow reply, I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week.

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Comeback to Spotify Pick Up Line: Well because I am not a single!

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I think my Spotify is broken. Because I can't see you in the hottest singles!

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Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.

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Girl, I might sue Spotify, because they can't put you in the top 10 because you are a solid 11.

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Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.

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Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.

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Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.

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Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.

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Are you Spotify? Cuz i can listen to you all day.

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Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cuz I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.

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Do you use Spotify free, you should join my Premium Duo for all the features.

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My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!

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I’m so mad at Spotify. Since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month.

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